Friday, 11 November 2011

The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time

A bit of light relief before night shift..enjoy


  1. My favourite: "It's a pressure valve. It's designed to open under extreme pressure."

  2. I don't have a 'cheesy' choice, but one of my favourite lines is from Hallam Foe, starring the lovely Jamie Bell:

    Kate Breck: I'm a real live human being Hallam. Sometimes I want sweet; sometimes I want sour. Sometimes I don't know what I want. My shit stinks. I'm going to die someday. If I look like your mother, it's just a coincidence. Am I telling you anything you don't already know?

    Hallam Foe: Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?

    Kate Breck: Probably not.

    My favourite song lyric is:

    "I like to call my wig Indiana...You should hear what it calls you!" (B52's, "Wig")

    Both of which need to be heard, rather than read.


  3. Sommersby.

    "You are not Jack Sommersby, so why do you keep going on pretending that you are?"

    "How do you know I'm not?"

    "I know because I never loved him the way that I love you. "

    Bluuugh!! Reeechh!! Blueeuugh!!

  4. god there is some shit in there !....although a part of me actually wanted some of those scenes to go on for a bit longer ! shit as it is, I actually like Braveheart ! i think its the Sophie Marceau and Catherine Macormack parts....two amazingly beautiful ladies ...

  5. 'My mamma always said life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get'
    Forrest Gump rocks :)
    Enjoy your weekend x

  6. Love is never having to say you're sorry. Oh yuck. Double yuck because Ryan O;Neal said it.

  7. So funny,have a quiet night shift.

  8. Anonymous2:49 pm

    thank goodness these cheesy quotes were only a tiny tiny tiny bit of some of these movies...

    oh no a cheesy quote in a 007 movie, aw come on!!!! oh well...Sean Connery is still a HUNK!

  9. I'm pleased to say that no film I've enjoyed is included in this selection.

    Why does that guy sound like Fozzie Bear on a really bad day?

  10. I only lasted up until 4 mins, but I do hope that 'raining? I hadn't noticed!' was in there somewhere.

  11. Hoping you have an uneventful night!

  12. Aww John.. you can be my blogger friend any time BUT
    " Nobody puts baby in the corner " !!!!

  13. Before watching the video, I thought, "I'll be 'Love means never having to say you're sorry' is one of the 100."

    So many new ones for me. And so many even worse than that!

    "It's like a killing machine designed for only one thing"???

    Somebody was paid to write that!

  14. Bring on the cheeeeeeeeze! I spat my tea remembering some of those. Lord knows you could recreate this with Arnie alone.

    Does Mel say, "you can take our lives" OR "our wives"? I always thought he said "lives", but now I'm not so sure...

  15. Sorry, John, I only got to 25 seconds - and that took a couple of minutes. We live on the edge of nowhere. BT can't even provide us with Broadband. Virgin tries, but usually fails!

  16. Arnie, Star Wars, Sylvester, Tom Cruise, Nic Cage... repeat offenders!

    Yes, Cro Mag, the world's worst actress, Andie McDowell, with the film killing line was in there! Worst ever!

  17. Murtaugh - "I'm tooooo old for this shit!"

  18. e,
    it was Ali McGraw, not Andie McDowall.

    Some of the lines aren't as cheesy in context (thinking of the LOTR, here). But, there are a whole bunch of b-films where nearly every line is cheesy, and those seemed curiously absent.


  19. Anonymous9:31 pm

    I ain't got time to bleed either


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