Goosed

Chris is away for a few Days, leaving me with his iPad to complete My daily blog, which is not a mean feat as I am totally unfamiliar with It's workings and applications. Very little has happened today. But there WAS one highlight moment when two middle aged ladies came onto the field with bread for the hens. The two scattered crumbs for all, dropped some apples off for the pigs and took a final crust over to Beatrice in Her stroke rehab pen. Unfortunately Beatrice's run is slap-bang next to the new goose run, and before I thought to warn the ladies, Tom let out a loud "Honk", bowed his head through the netting and struck home. It was a fairly lucky "shot" hIs beak slipped under the woman's kilt and I couldn't quite believe my ears when the woman screamed and yelled "OH NO!!!!! HE'S GOT ME KNICKERS " I didn't know whether to laugh or cry (I laughed) and dutifully galloped over to help save the poor damsel. I needn't have worried though....for the woman, (who was around 60) had already leapt to safety "I am so sorry," I babbled in way of an apology But the woman and her friend were laughing hysterically The friend especially so "oooooh Alex," she snorted ""that's a first for you in 20 years!!!!!!!!!" I didn't ask

40 comments:

  1. Discretion definitely the better part of valour in this case John...hysterical!

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  2. never a dull moment around your place!!

    Gill in Canada

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  3. That was brilliant John, I loved that story. A good Carry-on film in the making

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  4. 'Carry On' or what???!!!

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  5. I hate carry on films with a passion

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  6. Haha! Tom obviously likes the more 'mature' ladies...

    So you can't work these new-fangled techno gadgets then grandpa John!

    Try winding it up with the key at the back...

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  7. Ah - chauvenist pigs are everywhere! No woman's knickers are safe!

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  8. LOL that was hilarious! I read it out loud to hubby and we both had a good laugh. Thanks John!
    Maura :)

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  9. Brilliant! I hope Elizabeth gave Tom a good dressing down afterwards. x

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  10. Haha. So glad they took it all well. :)

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  11. Anonymous7:10 pm

    the perfect post to liven my Monday afternoon...I can see the moment in my mind...hysterically funny...had her knickers indeed...ROFLMAO

    Geese have to love them!

    And how kind that folks in your village bring treats to your menagerie!

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  12. John your place has really become a focal point in the village......can't wait for the next episode!!

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  13. Thanks for a great laugh on my lunch break at my desk. Nice to have the laughter and your gorgeous photos during my break from work.

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  14. Anonymous7:55 pm

    that was quite the payment for her being so kind as to bring goodies for the gander.

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  15. Snort! There goes the keyboard! Thanks for the laugh, John.

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  16. Brilliant - I'm still wiping away tears of laughter.
    Someone mentioned All Creatures Great and Small in the last Commentary. Your accounts of village life with animals and humans would make a good TV series too!

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  17. Daniel Craig could play me

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  19. iPad for blogging
    Naw..don't bother!!!!!

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  20. What a great sense of humor that woman had. It probably made her day, or maybe her week, or even her year.

    So what do you think of the iPad for doing your blog? I am thinking of getting one, but not sure it will fit all my needs. Maybe a small notebook would be better.

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  21. Oh John!!I do love a good goose story and this is a champion!!I will link if I may, it deserves wide coverage and much hysterical laughter!

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  22. I think now you have covered all selfless deeds, from polishing the church brass to providing cheap thrills to single ladies. If this story gets out, you will find many a spinster hopping the garden wall (only to feed the animals, of course!)

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  23. Ahhh! "Sex in the City" moves to the Welsh countryside! LOL!

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  24. Perhaps Alex hadn't seen anyone like you for twenty years.

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  25. Anonymous11:41 pm

    Oh my goodness, that's hillarious! Even better that the women were laughing, too.

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  26. Hilarious!! You know with a draw like that title, I had to read!

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  27. I know, Carry On movies suck! (Go figure.)

    That woman has my grandma's sense of humour. Priceless.

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  28. Love it! And thank you so much for starting the story with "two middle aged ladies" and then saying they were 60ish. I turn 60 in December, and have been thinking that I'm no longer middle aged since I'm not going to live to 120. Makes me feel better to know that someone thinks of us as middle age instead od elderly. xxx

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  29. THANKS for the grin at the end of my day John!! I hope the rest of your day was an enjoyable one!

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  30. John, I'm so glad you perservered with Chris's iPad to write this entry. It had me laughing, and was a very nice way to close my computer time this Monday evening.

    megan

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  31. Geese are wonderfully selective. Goosed by a goose.

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  32. Just had to laugh at this one.

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  33. What a good job it was not a Scotsman in his traditional garb.

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  34. Boy, there`s never a dull moment for you, is there?

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  35. Priceless! Wish there were video.

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