We went to Llandudno which was holding its authentic "Victorian "weekend (Forgive me but did they have bouncy castles in 1870?).....not a good idea when you are trying to buy a somewhat irate partner his birthday pressie
I nearly punched a beer swilling oik who stepped on my foot without apologising in the crowds
(I was sure he was dressed like Ye Olde Bill Sykes)
We got home to find my polytunnell in the road. ( the wind was gusting)
The hens had eaten over 150 seedlings and shat all over my gardening gloves
I want to live in Bath
Oh John. (Sighs sympathetically.) I hope you found a good pressie, after all that. Bloody chooks.
ReplyDeleteGosh, you give them a good home and look what they do. Rotten chickens.
ReplyDeletePS: Happy birthday to Chris.
ReplyDeleteHello John:
ReplyDeleteThis all sounds too ghastly for words. Was it wise even to attempt the nightmare, in our view, of a 'Victorian' weekend, bouncy castle or no bouncy castle? Better to have stayed at home and chicken sat!
We do hope that a suitable gift was found for irate partner.
You may consider living in Bath once you have cured the gusting wind in your polytunnel. We only have genteel people living here.
ReplyDeleteTomorrow will be better.
ReplyDelete*hugs* John. ♥
ReplyDeleteDon't you just loathe rude people !
ReplyDeleteBad chickens.
Happy cake and candle day to Chris.
The grass is not always greener :)
~Jo
Stay in the bouncy castle John!
ReplyDeleteThis is just a hiccup.
I often tell Bing that we need to win the lottery...
ReplyDeleteHope tomorrow is better. It will be MAY DAY!
Just shout 'Nuggets' at them!
ReplyDeleteHope you're feeling better and Happy Birthday to Chris.
ReplyDeleteIs it "shat" or "shitted"? I am never quite sure. Perhaps it would be safer to say that your birds had defecated on your gardening gloves. Also more polite. Nice T-shirt picture by the way. Arousing. Down boy!...Arousing is the name of my adopted Bangkok street dog.
ReplyDeleteWhat an awful experience.
ReplyDeleteNothing worse except getting back and finding a flock of goats in your garden.
I want that tee-shirt...
ReplyDeleteThe t-shirt quote is from the second season of the more recent version of Doctor Who. The episode is called "New Earth." Just in case anyone was wondering.
ReplyDeleteWe say crapper up our way! Lol
ReplyDeleteSeriously John, animals and gardening never mix :-(
Hope you get through the BH
Jane
scream...rant....shriek....squeal....NOW...do you feel better!?
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure that you should move to Bath. There are some "funny" people living there. (Wink, wink!)
ReplyDeleteOH NO!!!! Bad, bad hens!
ReplyDeleteBut I love Bath. :)