A day in the life of...................

Albert stalking baby rabbits on our post dawn walk
A day ago I received an anonymous comment asking what I actually do during an average day...I suspect it was the same person who has left an unsigned and rather pedantic comment before about Comic Relief....so I thought "what the hell" why not chronicle a "day in the life of a Trelawnyd House husband"........If the commentator wanted to underline how lucky I am to spend a great deal of my time being at home".....please comment again, I will  certainly agree with you ten fold....I know I am very fortunate
Anyhow The following is a pretty normal day for me ( when the sun is shining that is!!!)- hope it gives an insight of the pace of the field


I was Up at 7.30am and let out the hysterical Runner ducks for their first drink and swim
All of the water feeders needed filling and all of the pellet feeders needed checking.
All 15 bird houses were opened and every bird counted out onto the field
The runners doing what they do best........being bloody hysterical
The dogs hate early mornings and have to be dragged down the lane for their first walk of the morning

The dogs contemplating the morning
 Then it is medical time!
One of the St Trinians is a little poorly and needs antibiotics syringing into her mouth twice a day. She is receiving a course of Baytril ( 7 quids worth of antibiotics from the vets!!!)


The sweet little hen is eating a little better today and took some cat food ( with some wormer on it) as a treat
Boris needs lifting out of his house EVERY morning (as you can see I do not look too happy so early in the morning...mind you it IS before my first coffee of the day)
I finish most of the "first thing" jobs by around 8.30am
Then the dogs get fed, my household jobs are completed (including a little bit of light dusting !)
This morning I had to change all of the bed linen...Albert had regurgitated the bloody remains of a mouse's intestines all over the quilt!

The kitchen wreck of last nights stir fry.............
.......and after a bit of bleach
 Now it is around 9.20am....and its time for my first glorious cup of coffee of the day.....and then I can enjoy two of my secret indulgences of the day.....a blog check.......and Jeremy Kyle (over breakfast!)
(To those that don't know Jeremy Kyle is an odious slime bucket who fronts a trailer trash talk show)

Then its a 2-3 mile walk with the dogs ( this morning it was the round robin Marian walk past the Gop)


Then home...and a brief moment of gayness.......nicking daffs from the building plot behind the cottage


Then the Ghost hens needed their bottoms cleaned and the bald bits creamed with antiseptic cream
Because of their weight, they spend a great deal of time sitting and less and less time walking
This is the non glamorous part of animal care!

I am never alone of the field for long, this morning Pat called down for a chat and eggs and this afternoon farmers Eirlys and John dropped by


Before lunch ( an apple, coffee and a bagel) I completed fencing in the entire main vegetable patch, which is now safe from prying beaks!


I made a "gate" to complete the enclosure....I can start planting out on Sunday
Then its more SHIT, SHIT and More SHIT.... four of the hen houses needed cleaning out and new bedding (a gift from the ever resourceful Red Faced Welsh Farmer)

After that I collected eggs, Including another giant Goose eg from Winnie

Then I prepared wormer medicated feed for the birds ( It has to be prepared in different strengths for the turkeys)
That little tub of worker cost 20£!!!!
Now its around 3.30 pm!
The dogs, who have sat out on the field all day, are bored, so all four are taken for another walk around the village. I took the chance to deliver another 6 eggs
Meg in the centre of the Village

The Chapel in the late afternoon sun (The building was converted from Market Hall to Chapel in 1701)

We returned to the cottage by 4..00pm ..The sick hen needed another shot of antibiotics, and looked brighter than she did earlier in the day, I grabbed a cup of coffee , downloaded these photos to the blog then I am off to start the process of bedding down the geese, ducks and turkeys for the evening. ( Each group need "showing" to their individual houses)
The hens can be left until later, being brighter animals they take themselves off to their own houses when the light starts to fade, then it is only a case of locking up each house in turn
Chris will be home at 6pm
I have only the fire to light,the meal to prepare and the late dog walk to complete..........

A pretty cool day eh?

38 comments:

  1. I don't know...I'm kind of exhausted after reading this.
    Just kidding, I think your life is grand. Deb=^..^=x5

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  2. That is a very cool day! Thank you for sharing words and pictures. I don't know when you will get gardening time in when the time comes. Sounds like a full, fulfilling, nature and nurture laced life.......as mine is.

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  3. It certainly beats driving to work on our angry roads and dealing with the general public for a living all day. It sounds great to me, even the hens' bottoms part !!

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  4. I don't want to upset you, but that fencing isn't keeping the hens out!

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  5. It will mouse! belive me!

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  6. Kinda sweet actually! You have a full job, that's for sure!

    Bless poor Albert! My Yoda used to do that, what fun... not.

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  7. It still beats a desk job!

    Seriously - you have to clean and cream chickens butts? This makes me not want chickens like I used to!

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  8. How dare they ask you that John. I am put out and pissed off on your behalf. No one would ask that of a farmer or a farmers wife. Could it be because you are male, they think you should be toting a tie and briefcase and bringing home the bacon in a more traditional way......Oh wait...you do that do at your other job as an ICI nurse which is shift work on top of all the rest. I take it you still have the same chores on a nursing day and don;t hire a farm hand.

    God if you weren't already taken, I'd be fixing you up with my friends....you seem like a catch to me.

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  9. Ah the busyness of smallholding life! Good for the soul, isn't it! Loved seeing your place and your animal and chicken folk.You look like you are a very caring person.

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  10. I was once asked the same question by the mother of a friend. I just told her I watched soap operas and ate bob-bons all day.
    If someone is daft enough to ask that question, whatever you do (and believe me John...you do tons) wouldn't be enough in their eyes.

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  11. This is Johns day of from night shift at the hospital and he does not have to tend to the planted garden yet. As we say in USA HOLLY Crap!!!!!!!!! after reading about your day John i need a nap.

    Sue.M

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  12. OMG I am exhausted from just reading what you do! Busy from the minute you get up to the end fo the day (and light dusting on top of it all!)

    I must say, don't put off that first cup of coffee, dear. I could never function first thing without my strong French Roast coffee.

    Whew, now I need a nap... zzzzzz

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  13. Raz
    It was only someone making trouble and being a real tw*t
    ........at least they now have an answer!!!
    x

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  14. What a strange question of an anonymous person (must be envy?) - and what an wonderful-exhausting answer. A beautiful day!

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  15. Perhaps the anonymous person would like to tell us what THEY do all day ~ after all, they seem to have plenty of time to ask other folk the same question ;-P

    Since I'm still a SAHM and my kids have grown up and left the nest, quite a few folk seemed to assume that I would be "out there" working for someone or other ~ and are somewhat amazed that I am quite content to simply be Mrs Housewife!

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  16. An action-packed day, John. I believe you accomplished about 30 times more than I did... "11.30 am - let the gimp down from the ceiling, should have done this last night..." etc.

    After receiving an ill-informed and vindictive comment from someone who pretended they were in the 'Army', I made a little rule that NO anonymous comments would be allowed on my blog. You could consider the same.

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  17. tom!
    just cant be arsed changing it....I just will delete any daft comments
    as for your day.....gimps must be a Bristol pastime!!!

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  18. Sounds like a busy but good day to me! You did one heck of a job on that kitchen...I'm impressed. Following you around was a read treat.

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  19. Thanks for sharing a day with us! I enjoyed it.

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  20. See, I wasn't disappointed - and such lovely images of the farm - not sure about the view of the chook's bum but you certainly entertained me with your record of events.

    Well done!

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  21. Phew! A full day, all right. And that's on top of the ICU shifts. I salute you, John. I couldn't hack the pace.

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  22. I recently started reading your blog and I LOVED reading about your day - a day that seems dedicated to others and enjoyable to boot. Keep posting (maybe you could post an entry like this last one bimonthly?)and entertaining your readers - you do it very well!
    Lisa

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  23. Anonymous3:17 am

    Well I'm worn out from all your work...and the next morning it gets done all over again and the next and the next...ad infinitum. Obviously you enjoy doing what you do, to the benefit of your home and livestock.
    Like others I haven't quite figured out where you're going to fit in the gardening! Enjoyed the photos, the chicken bum brought back memories. I never had to that to the fowl I had but my Mom did when I was a kid. Of course there were no antibiotics available for chickens. So it was more natural remedies...things like castor oil!
    Enjoy your Saturday!

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  24. John you get more done by noon than many people do in an entire day! I don't know whether to be jealous that you've slept until 7:30 in the morning (the dogs get me up by 5:30 every day) or envious that coffee, apple and a bagel last you until dinner because I would be starved!! :-)

    What are you doing with Winnie's eggs? Have you eaten them yet?

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  26. Yes, a cool post including the chicken's bottom. (Never knew that could become a necessity, nor that a chicken would consent to it.)

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  27. Blimey.. I was tired just reading it all! Well done to you for all that you do for your "flock".

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  28. Anonymous10:23 am

    A very full and interesting day. Wonderful!

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  29. Hi John
    oh the joys of looking at Chicken's rear ends!
    that reminds me I need some louse powder lol

    As I always say to my staff if you are busy then it keeps you out of mischief - well in theory perhaps!

    have a good weekend
    Jane

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  30. No wonder you have such a great sense of humour John! Your days are filled with things you LOVE doing! a happy life indeed.
    Have a great weekend.

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  31. Cripes, I just had to give myself a bit of a slap for nodding off halfway through your day JG. I’m gonna have to scoff a bowl of pasta and try and catch up with you down the garden sometime later.

    We’re loving cat owners, and this video clip link here of Scottish comedian Danny Bhoy
    doing his take on a cat being sick never fails to reduce me to laughing jelly. Try and hold off playing this till later after you’ve had a glass or two of the old ‘dandelion’ juice.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MBs3YDrnsk

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  32. Thanks to "Anonymous" I got to see a whole bunch of cool pictures. You certainly do a lot during a day. I never doubted it.

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  33. Well, that was a good and fulfilling day, wasn't it? I think I prefer yours to mine:))

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  34. All that lovely poultry fertilizer just waiting to go to your garden! ;)
    Hope you all have a good evening, John. ♥

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  35. Light dusting? How come your lights attract so much dust?

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  36. I too am tired with all that you do.......you're a busy bee.

    Gill in Canada

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  37. A very good day to my way of thinking!

    I started setting out the tomato plants yesterday! Love this the best, actually putting the plants in the ground!

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  38. John,

    Yes, it was a very cool day! I loved (LOVED) hearing all about your 'adventures.' Brought a smile to my face, as I get "crap" and "crappy butts" all the time here on the farm.

    I've been told I have a codependent relationship with my farm animals.

    Your garden looks amazing and I can't wait to see how it will change over the summer.

    On a final note... You are a very brave individual to begin your chores without coffee FIRST. I must ingest TWO cups before diving into the crap.

    Farmer

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