Constance Shows Her Metal

I dropped Chris off at the station this morning as he was off to Cardiff for a couple of days work. It was a grey start to the day, so I collected layers pellets from the farm shop and stopped in Rhuddlan to photograph the castle and the flooded river Clwyd on the way home. The Castle dates from an amazing  1248

After getting home and dodging the rain showers I walked the dogs on the hill behind the village and had my first opportunity to watch Constance in full..BULLDOG mode.
Up the hill there is a house that has a very large and powerful bitch. The dog is often let loose in the garden and the garden is not totally fenced in from the road. Several times when I have walked my dogs, this dog which is clearly motivated through fear, has ran barking out into the road to attack the terriers. So far, I have positioned myself between the waring parties and have kept them apart with a loud bellow and a swift kick out at this unsocialised animal but I do remember once when it was actually being walked with its male owner,it actually pulled him across a country path to barrel into William and Meg before it was dragged off..
Today Constance was with us, and as the aggressive dog bounded around the side of the house barking ferociously she raised her head and marched forward to face it. The terriers answered the dog's angry barks with a hissy fit of their own, so I pulled them back and on impulse I  let go of Constances' lead.
The bitch stopped dead as Constance gave her the dead eye stare and without a pause she adopted a strange stiff legged walk and deliberately took half a dozen steps forward with her head held high.

The dog barked loudly again and backed up a few steps. Constance followed with her little piggy eyes hard as flint. The dog circled on the spot and retreated behind the house gates still barking......Constance followed slowly, and for a few seconds there was a standoff before  the bulldog gave a little jump forward and bellowed one long,low  and very LOUD "woooooof".
The dog bolted and legged it around the corner of the house with Constance in pursuit......and there was a long silence.
I called out sharply and moments later Constance walked nonchalantly back out of the garden with a swagger Mae West would have been proud of. She walked directly into the middle of the now silent terriers who crowed around her like kids in a playground.........!  and the alsatian bitch didn't show her face again......


Constance asleep sat up in the car on the way home after her altercation


30 comments:

  1. ROFLMAO!

    Way to to CONSTANCE!!!

    ;-)



    Oh, John. You made me smile. I actually am starting a new tradition on my blog this morning, to bring smiles to people on Monday mornings. Please check it out! This post does quite well...

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  2. You must be very proud of that girl. It will be interesting to see if this ever happens again.

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  3. Ah the girl done good

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  4. Who's your daddy now, Alsatian bitch?????

    Constance: YOU RULE!!! Great post!!

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  5. Marvellous!
    Constance looks just like Percy pug with her Tongue poking out lol
    Jane

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  6. Way to go, Constance!!!!

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  7. Hee hee! I love Constance. ! xxxxxx oooooo

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  8. Good for you, Constance! You'll protect your family, every last member of it!

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  9. ina.... if constance would not have stepped forward I would have loved to shout that famous Sigourney Weaver line
    "get away from her you B I T C H !"

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  10. I love it! She is not called a BRITISH BULLDOG for nothing John
    - Alsatians are a bit like a certain kind of person aren't they - they are all talk and if someone squares up to them they soon back off, tail between legs.
    Well done Constance. Does she know that she is probably called after Constance Markovitch (not sure about the spelling here) who I believe was the first woman MP. A bold and brave name and she has rightly lived up to it. Give her a hug from me.

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  11. I bet that castle used to house a very large and powerful bitch once too, John. I think you'll find that 12.48 is the entrance fee.

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  12. Good on yer Connie! (am I allowed to abbreviate her name?)

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  13. Good on yer Connie! (am I allowed to abbreviate her name?)

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  14. Good on you Constance, we'll show 'em who's boss !
    She looks quite content snoozing away in that back seat.
    "We shall fight them on the beaches" :)

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  15. I think that Cesar Millan might say Constance exhibited her calm assertiveness, not something terriers possess much of. Maybe she picked it up from you. Or maybe you're more like the terriers and Connie just decided that SOMEONE had to take charge.

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  16. John at his best! Well done Sir!

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  17. Yea, Constance! Way to go!

    Looking at the pic of her in the car, all I could think was, "That dog is in desperate need of coffee!" Cheers! Kate

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  18. Its the smashed in little face ya know! Does it every time! Can't beat em!! WTG Constance! :O)...

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  19. I would have liked to have seen the whole thing! Constance is really out of her shell now!

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  20. So Constance isn't just another pretty face!

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  21. Ah, haha. That is great to hear about Constance, John!
    What a great read. Good for her.
    Hope you're doing well!

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  22. Go Constance. Sweet girl...taking care of her family.

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  23. You go girl! After all that stink-eye, you needed rest! My advice is to lay down first!

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  24. Constance rocks!

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  25. Girl Power - way to go Constance !

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  26. Bravo Constance....bullies cannot be tolerated. (insert loud clapping)

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  27. Way to go Constance.... keep Daddy safe. I am sure she felt very proud of herself.

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