The Object of A Bulldog's Affection and Rock Concert Rehab


Constance's "Happy Face"
The British Telicom engineer was very attentive. He rang me four times. The first to let me know he was on "his" way, the second to tell me he had located the "problem" at the exchange and the final two the let me know that everything had been sorted and that he would call around to check our telephone line personally.
Not a bad service all told eh?
When "tradesmen"  visit the cottage I am well practiced with the control of the terriers. Over friendly William is usually locked away briefly in his crate whilst  nervous Meg is banished to the peace and quiet of the bedroom window seat. George being rather non plussed with visitors can be safely left to free range so I left him and the dead pan Constance to have the run of the cottage.
The BT man turned up promptly and was a young, rotund and chatty character who cheerfully waved away any problem with a couple of dogs watching him work stating that he had a boxer dog of his own.(I always warm people that dogs are around)
As he bent over to put his equipment onto the floor, Constance in a fit of excitement and barely concealed affection leaped onto the couch arm and threw two very heavy paws on each of his shoulders as she offered her face up to be kissed.
From the Kitchen I heard the chap yell out a loud "Fuck......ing Hell!" and raced into the lounge to find him holding tightly onto Constance as if they were dancing.
"I think she likes me" he joked as 25 kilos of infatuated bulldog blew kisses into his face,and between the two of us , we managed to separate man from beast.
I had never seen Constance react in such a strong way to a stranger before and I think this excited behaviour it is a testament to how comfortable she is with us in general....Indeed Is this the same dog whose former owner described as shy and retiring?

Anyhow the BT guy finally fixed the problem and after kissing Constance goodbye, (I promised she'd write) he left us to get back to internet normality!
Now most people that know me will testify to the fact that my music tastes are pretty well confined to the classical,  middle class musical theatre and the occasional "popular" tune.
Rock music is a sort of anathema to me , so I was fairly surprised to find myself at a sell out "gig" by North Wales' premier rock band The Alarm on Saturday night.
I was glad I went.....
The music was too loud, too , thumping and far too much for me of course..but for my Brother Andrew, who is the guitar tech for the band, it was a cracking good "do". Only days after he had undergone his emergency tracheostomy, and with my sister in law "manning" the portable suction machine he insisted he went to the 30th Anniversary concert to support his band and his friends.
My sister Janet tells the story better than I could ( see Janet's blog) suffice to say that as a I nurse my presence was needed for morale support and not for any physical need.....Andrew and Jayne coped with everything very well.........and it was great to watch Andrew "taking a risk" in order to do something that was important to him.
Rehabilitation is not just learning to change a trach dressing or dealing with some needed physio you know!
It's all about coping with some dry ice and a lager splashed rock concert way into the wee small hours!
or as Lemonyrenee said more beautifully
""Life is not about waiting for the clouds to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain."

19 comments:

  1. It's not too often that I find myself laughing so hard I have to take my glasses off to wipe away the tears, but I did just that after reading about Constance and the repairman. I'm glad he was so good natured about it.

    Glad you got out to the concert, too!

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  2. Constance isn't shy when it comes to men apparently.

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  3. Methinks our Constance is a bit of a trollop ;)
    You have her spoilt, she seems to think that all men are to be won over by a big slobbering kiss and little piggy eyes...
    Bless her little cotton socks.
    Nice to know that Andrew is feeling well enough to get out and about, I'm sure it took his mind off being poorly.
    What a determined fellow he is !
    Glad your back, you've been missed, today's story has me in a fit of giggles :)
    ~Jo

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  4. LOL I'm getting a visual of your description John! Isn't that cute that she felt comfortable enough to show her 'love' to this fellow. How cute. I'm happy to read that Andrew was well enough to go to the concert and help out his friends..that's wonderful! Sounds like you had a good time too. I hope your week is off to a good start :)...Maura

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  5. That hussy! That had me laughing out loud. "(I promised she'd write)" - love it!

    Great that Andrew is feeling up to taking some risks - you're right, rehab is more than just looking after the physical aspects.

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  6. Constance found love at first sight with the BT Techie!! So funny!! xo

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  7. First, I have to tell you I laughed so hard at your Constance story that my son came all the way downstairs to see who I was talking to. (Thanks a lot, now he thinks I'm even stranger than he did 10 minutes ago.)

    Second, what an inspiration it is to think of your brother going to that concert at this time. Good for him. As they say, "Life is not about waiting for the clouds to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain." Well done.

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  8. Constance knows how to 'turn it on' I see! Now where did she learn that!? lol

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  9. Anonymous10:23 pm

    Dear John, I think that I remember reading somewhere your having moved to North Wales for the quiet life.....!!!

    I do so agree with regard to Andrew that one has to take some chances in order to take control [if only in part] of one's illness and the recovery process. I am sure that the evening was a very good idea, but perhaps not so for your eardrums.

    As for the BT man...he seemed remarkably accommodating to me...has he been to charm school?!!

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  10. Glad to hear you and your brother had a good evening.
    And glad to hear you're back online! :)

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  11. It is so wonderful your brother was able to do something that meant so much. Doubly wonder that the family supported him.

    I believe you do need to work some more on Constance's shyness. Can you train her to be more outgoing??

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  12. Isn't it funny how animals react to different people? Years and years ago, my Ex was invited to to the National Anthem at the start of a Dog Show, and the gave him 2 tickets to the show, so I gladly went along. I was having a lovely time walking around and meeting dogs and chatting with their owners and handlers. I approached a lady with several Great Danes (which I've always loved). I was working my way through the bunch, and as I held out my hand to one of the girls, she took one sniff of me and went up on her hind legs, wrapped her front paws around my shoulders and pulled me in for a "Hug"! I am only 5'2", and we were probably dead even in weight, and so it was an interesting balancing act, to say the least. The owner was mortified! She was apologizing and telling me that "Katy" NEVER behaved like that. I thought it was wonderful, and told her no harm done.
    I absolutely adore the Constance stories!
    Glad you're back online.

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  13. Oh that Constance...too cute!! He'll probably be telling that story for years to come.
    Staci

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  14. Andrew rocks! What a guy!
    That Constance is a hussy.

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  15. You are lucky that the repairman was a good sort! I think you're going to watch that girl though! Tisk, tisk!

    I'm really glad Andrew got "out" and you all had a great time!

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  16. I love Constance. If I didn't already have too many dogs I'd be looking into finding a bulldog.

    Very glad that Andrew got out to do what he loves, he's lucky to have you all there supporting him.

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  17. I LOVE Constance. And it's great Andrew got to the concert. :)

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  18. Read this in Janet's blog and it sounded like a blast! Now about this Constance: BWahahahahaha. She really has come out of her shell since you adopted her hasn't she?! Both our pooches are WAYyyy too welcoming when guest come. I have to kennel them up or they overwelm anyone who gets through the door.

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  19. oh Constance what a dog.......

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