My name IS Tippi, , Bulldog psychology and"Fly my pretties fly...fly"


Hundreds of Starlings wait for their breakfast


I have been blaming the alarming lack of bird feed on the increased need of the domestic animals on the field due to the freezing weather! But yesterday one of the villagers pointed out that what seems like the whole population of village wild birds have now set up residence in the trees surrounding the hen houses on the field.
Now, every morning, hundreds of starlings wait patiently for an opportunity to stuff their fat beaks with anything edible along side the resident  population of collared doves and the troupe of 60 or so field sparrows.
I cannot do much about all of this. When I am pottering around the field, the wild birds of course keep their distance, but when I am in the cottage, down they sweep as though in the Hitchcock movie to gorge themselves like common people do on an all exclusive holiday.....When I finally notice the flocks descending then out I run,waving my arms hysterically like a somewhat fat and old Tippi Hendren, to drive the little buggers off; albeit for only a ten minute respite

Constance sulking post eye ointment administration!

When I am not frightening starlings, I have been working hard in encouraging Constance to start acting more like a "normal" dog. Bulldogs by nature are lazy characters, they prefer a warm bed rather than the great cold outdoors and this trait in Constance has been exaggerated by a long term "fear" of  traffic and unfamiliar surroundings.
Animals cannot be pushed into anything stressful. They need to be "encouraged" gently and with much patience.  so every day I have spent some time sitting next to the main road through the village with Constance sitting on my feet ( she needing physical contact with me as reassurance from the noisy traffic)..This daily dose of noise seems to be working.......when I was a psychiatric nurse, we used to work with agoraphobic patients in a similar vein

As for the dogs' usual four walks a day, I have left it up to her if she wants to join in.
After two weeks, I think the terriers' natural exuberance has had it's effect on her somewhat laissez-faire personality and when I call them all for their first and last walk of the day, Constance has now joined in the excitement and has lined up with the others by the door before we all go out.
Last night I took Constance to the vets for a check up and some eye ointment ( 35 quid for a 2 inch tube!!!!) and realised that car journeys have become a bit of a passion for her. With her little piggy eyes wide open and interested in the scenery, she seems to love the whole car experience ( especially if the car heater is on full blast) and I will use a daily trip out to build up her somewhat fragile confidence out in the community! 

Dan's new runners  see http://allthatcomeswithit.com/archives/2983
And finally.....I read with interest how Dan is coping with his new runners......My "mad as a box of frog" warning , I can see has not gone unheeded......he writes a good blog and I am flattered that he thought that I was a "good egg".........it's nice to see that some of my babies have now "flown" the coop and are happy in pastures new

Off to see a live production showing of the National Theatre's Hamlet tonight at the scala, which is a bit of a treat! I am not a lover of Shakespeare, but hey.....you grab culture when you can get it here in North Wales! 

16 comments:

  1. Good Morning John! I'm catching up on blog reading (not feeling well) and read with interest your post about Christmas cards. I have to say that I love getting cards! I love sending them too but last year they arrived by New Year's, and the year before it was Valentine's day. I've no idea what it'll be this year...We'll see!

    Onto today...We have problems with big flocks of Starlings here too--They really are little pigs aren't they?

    It's great to read that you are getting 'your girl' out and helping her to discover the world isn't such a scarey place!

    Love the photo of the runner ducks--glad they are settling into their new life too!

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  2. Don't begrudge the wild birdies a bit of grub in this weather, J - they need it! Re the road training, they used to (and still do, in some cases) take Vietnam veterans into Chinese restaurants to get them to overcome their fear of Asian faces...

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  3. tom you should write a book!!!!
    as for starlings! they are eating a bag of feed a week!!!!!!! ( a 25 kilo bag!!!!)

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  4. Living in 'wine country', the vineyards here install 'bird bangers' which go off periodically during the day to scare the birds from the vines. Some days it sounds like we are living in a war zone! You might want to install same in your quiet, sleepy part of the world John and shake things up a bit!
    You are a gentle and patient parent to Constance...she seemed destined to find you.

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  5. My Dad buys a 25 pound bag of birdfeed to feed the birds off our townhouse balcony in the birdfeeder that I set up. When I wake up before my Dad and go to get my coffee, there they all are, lined up, looking in the sliding glass window as if to say "WTF, where's my breakfast?". He goes through so much birdseed, but he enjoys it.

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  6. We had a dog, a Sheltie, (and our first cat, too) that absolutely loved going for rides. Whenever she would wander off after doing her business, that is how we would locate her. Drive around in the mini-van with the side door open, calling her name.
    She would get into any vehicle that left the door open too long.

    Glad to hear Constance is doing so well. Hope she will be okay.

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  7. That is a perfect "cold shoulder" that Constance is giving you!

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  8. Starlings! We have so many here, they are crowding out my sweet finches and other colorful birds. I will say, they are great entertainment for the cat, who sits on the back of the chaise and watches the feeder on the rail!

    Some dogs really love their rides, is probably quite therapeutic for Constance to get out that way. Why does she have so much fear? She looks like she could handle anything, but I know looks can be deceiving.

    Aah, culture! You lucky devil, you!
    Enjoy!

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  9. I fall in love with that dog of yours a bit more everytime I see her.

    Laughed at your starling story....

    Gill in Canada

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  10. OMG what a face! I love it! Thanks for the smile! Poor little doggie,just wanna cuddle it and make it happy!

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  11. constance is great! a little "successive approximation" and positive reinforcement, huh? glad to see that pscyh stuff is coming in handy. sorry about the birds! i live the visual of you hysterically waving your arms, though.

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  12. Anonymous4:19 pm

    Dear John, Whenever I am in Brighton at dusk the swarms of starlings going to roost under the Pier make the most wonderful sight. Backlit by a marvellous sunset and reflected in the mirror of the sea, this is a sight to see!! No flapping of arms from me....

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  13. Dear John,
    I love starlings because in spring they put on such spectacular gowns, the men-starlings at least. I wonder: why are they in England? I thought they fly to warmer regions.
    I tried again to "follow" you - see what blogspot gives me: "We're sorry...

    We were unable to handle your request. Please try again or return a bit later." So I sing with Mick Jagger - and I try, and I try, and I try :-) (For today I give up - but tomorrow we'll play the same old song)

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  14. I wish the Starlings would come over this way and clear the darn Chaffer grubs from the lawns, I'll even clear the snow off for them if you can get them to come.

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  15. Thanks for keep cheering me up!
    CHINS???? cheeky bugger. LOL xxx

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  16. John, does Constance have a sweater when she goes out? Maybe she's just sensitive to the cold. Maybe you could carry her under your coat when you're walking. (snicker) Our starlings don't seem to flock. We have a large flock of pigeons in the plowed corn fields right now, and thousands of seagulls on the newly-planted lawn crop next door. I put out seed for doves and the other little birds that hang around in the winter. There aren't nearly as many right now, though, as there are in the spring. I also keep a sack of cheap dry cat food in the back of my car so I can toss out a handful every day to the family of crows at work.

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