Man Flu

me.....ever the cheerful and sweet natured nurse! yeah right!
Chris has the flu.
He has been confined to bed with William and George
and I am on full nursing duties.
Despite his high temperature and rigors, he has  managed  to eat a whole bowl of Moroccan soup, a plate of Chinese sesame prawn toast and has watched most of his Christmas pressie dvd box set of the tv series  Foyle's War....so I am hoping he may be pulling back from the brink just a tad!
The day is grey, windy and wet. The thaw has arrived and I am waiting for the field to become waterlogged once again. Leaving Chris to sleep, I took the dogs onto the beach for a run, Constance now enjoys her walks with the other dogs and I took the chance to walk her publicly today even though she is in season.
The beach was deserted when I got there but within a minute of letting the dogs free.a large, testosterone filled sheepdog suddenly appeared over the sand dunes and made a beeline for Constance, who wagged her back end into his face  like a provocative  and sluttier Jessica Rabbit.

Constance and Meg keep me company whilst Chris battles with flu 

Funnily enough it was George who broke up this potential disastrous sexual liaison, and he chased off the huge sheepdog baying like a miniature banshee!
The dog's owner, a mousy middle aged lady, then started to shout at me, demanding that I stop George from being aggressive !
I laughed and  pointed at him "He's only 9  inches soddin high!!!" I said...."what  bloody harm can he do?"
Hummm, I had to eat my words slightly as the sheepdog yelped past with George clamped firmly to his tail........I am not too good at apologising
Owners and their dogs eh?
Right....I am off to make the invalid a cup of tea ( he told me that his breakfast tea was not stirred properly)....then its more spaghetti for the birds......despite the thaw....winter is still with us...and I am starting to feel a bit snuffly

36 comments:

  1. Life is full of little adventures,especially when when you life is full of animals! I hope Chris is better soon and that you don't catch it too.

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  2. Oh dear... I had quite a vision of that sheepdog racing past with George clamped to his tail! Tee hee. I hope Chris feels better very soon.

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  3. Glad the incident on the beach didn't get out of hand, or you might be having bullysheep puppies tee hee... (slapping my knee that is funny) okay it was to me.

    Hope Chris feels better fast!

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  4. Poor Chris! Don't let his appetite fool you, I eat like a horse - even with the stomach flu. I hope he gets well soon!

    Oh, dear, poor Constance, she is in the desperate stage now. Trip to the vet, next month, aye? I have seen dogs jump a 6' fence to get at a bitch in heat, and some rather nasty fights between suitors. Good for George! Hee Hee!

    Have a nice afternoon now!

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  5. be sure to stir the tea properly, hehe

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  6. Very funny! Not the flu part, of course. I hope Chris feels better soon.

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  7. It's hard to imagine anything sluttier than Jessica Rabbit!

    And I hope Chris feels much better very soon. Glad he's eating!

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  8. Perhaps Constance should stay home and keep Chris company when next you venture out for a walk?

    I hope that Chris is feeling better soon. Take good care of yourself so that you don't come down with it next!

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  9. That squirrel who used to advertise Cadbury's Caramel was possibly the sluttiest critter on God's clean earth. I used to find myself fancying her during the adverts - not just fancy a squirrel, but a cartoon animation of one to boot - how sad can you get?

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  10. I hope you are saying 'poor little bunny!' as you are stirring Chris's tea...those 'man colds' can be brutal!!!
    Actually have a cold myself, so can really sympathize with Chris, hope he feels better soon...I also picked up season 1 of Foyles War to watch today too.
    Glad to hear things are starting to thaw out a little for you John...never a dull moment with those dogs, eh!

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  11. Hang on - it was a rabbit, not a squirrel. Never mind, they are all the same in the dark.

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  12. Oh I do hope Chris feels better quickly.
    Yay for George! Why in the world would that lady get so upset at you when her dog was obviously loose too! Hmmm.
    Constance is cracking me up. Will you be getting her spayed?
    Happy you had a wonderful Christmas. xoxo

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  13. Didn't realize you lived so close to a beach.. How wonderful is that. A great place to let your dogs run. I laughed out loud when I read your dog had ahold of the other dogs tail..
    Hope Chris is feeling better. Wash your hands often so you don't get what he has..
    I love hearing you feed the girls spagetti so they can get their carbs.. Guess that makes sense.. I just never heard of that, course I don't have chickens either.
    Have a great day ~ be careful ~ stay warm and stay well...
    ta ta for now from Iowa USA..

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  14. Sorry to read that Chris is battling the flu, it's rearing it's ugly head in our fair town too.
    You may have to put a nappy on our girl Constance when you take her out walking, at least it would offer a little barrier between her and the would-be amorous suitors.
    Orf with their heads.....

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  15. Reminds me of one of my dogs, a tiny Maltese terrier, who unfortunately had the postman's trousers! we were told we had to put a post box by our gate or not get our post! I took him to the sorting office, pulled him up to the window, let the postman on duty have a cuddle with them and convinced them that if they picked him up and gave him a kiss that he would be no bother! They gave in and deliveries resumed!

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  16. ROFL Constance as Jessica Rabbit. I love the description, very colorful indeed. I hope Chris gets to feeling better soon as I know you have your hands full with a whiney male to wait on hand and foot. "Not stirred properly"--what a hoot.

    Pssst pass on this note to George:

    GOOD DOG!

    Happy New Year,
    Mal

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  17. Oh dear, I do hope that Chris is soon up and about again and that you don't end up with the same.
    We are putting our faith in Manuka honey and hoping that the claims made for it are true, I will let you know if we remain flu free this winter.

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  18. Mel,Isobel,tex,sharon,terry,knat,Brit, tigger,aj,victoria
    I have passed on allyour good wishes

    Tom
    I had a thing for Phebus ( the cartoon hero) of THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME!

    mAL,
    hAVE DONE
    X

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  19. And you live near a beach? Wonderful.

    I thought of that joke about a very small dog killing a very large dog - it got stuck in it's throat.

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  20. My husband is sick, spreading his germs throughout the house with reckless abandon. I think it's time to go back to work.

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  21. Add my healing thoughts to the others for Chris!! I know he's got the best care, but maybe just not the best 'tea-stirrer!!' ;-))

    I envy your being so close to the beach! I would be there every day!!

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  22. yes kim we are only a mile and a half from the beach... but am situated 600 feet above it!
    I spoke too soon....

    I have flu starting too!

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  23. Well, John, now that you are getting the flu - who's to take care of you? If it's like my household - it's you! Try to take care of yourself and get well sooner rather than later!

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  24. Back to back Foyle's War, a five star menu AND room service?

    I'd suffer flu for that!

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  25. Sadly, that's the way it is, here. One gets something and it slowly makes its way round to everyone else.

    I hope Chris gets well, soon. Vitamins and home made soup. ♥

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  26. Oh the luxury of being able to take to my bed when I am ill (the last time that happened I was living with my mother!!!) I had to soldier on, making the Christmas lunch and nursing a vomitting drama queen!!! Then the drama queen developed a "ladies complaint" and insisted that I take her to the NHS Walk in centre in Rotherham this morning, where I sat for 2 hours amongst people still in their PJ's nursing receptacles to be sick in! It will be a miracle if I survive the week. Tell Chris he is a lucky man!

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  27. diane
    you should have gone to the Northern General.. a better class of needy there

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  28. LOL! I have visions of Tin Tin and Snowy with Snowy clamped on the sheepdogs tail which is howling off into the distance with Snowy, airborne, clamped on his tail.

    Nothing worse than a "sick" male!

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  29. So sorry to hear Chris is sick ...
    It truly is no fun ... despite the fact of being waited on hand and foot ... Hope he recovers quickly.
    Hope you are getting your rest as well.
    BTW, I have 2 Rat Terriers ... you have to watch out for those little guys ... They can, and DO take care of themselves quite well. They send my big golden running!
    Size does matter ...
    Teri♥♥♥

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  30. Oh dear - sounds like you are also coming down with the so-called "man flu". Then Chris will have to play nurse. Have you got a tight white pvc nurse's uniform for him with a big red cross on the bodice? "Time for your bed bath Mr Gray!"

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  31. pud
    I am laughing like sid James

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  32. Tell me it wasn't an old english sheepdog on the beach?!

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  33. lo craig
    no a black and white border collie!

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  34. That's why I love terriers!

    Hope Chris feels better soon. You know you should stir that tea properly!

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  35. And I thought all medical personnel had to get flu shots! Hope you both are feeling better soon. Take care.I am the WORST 'sick' person imaginable.
    Jim

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  36. I must admit to being a woman who experiences man flu when I'm ill. It's just so comforting to be nursed and babied.

    Also, now I know that "in season" is a euphemism for "horny and doesn't care where she gets it." I'll be using that phrase for sure.

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