Notes at 3.20am

I have no trouble sleeping as a rule.
We. like most couples have our own routine, and it is a routine which has become fixed and unchanging over the years.
Chris likes to retire early and will read before sleep. He and George will creep off to bed together, a treat which George absolutely loves, and the cottage is always filled with the scottie calls of "arrrrwwwwoooooo" when George rubs himself excitedly over the duvet and eiderdown when he has Chris' attention all to himself.

The Welsh terriers remain with me downstairs, and unfortunately both have now gotten into the habit of clambering onto the bed in the wee small hours after I retire , a thing which creates some logistical problems when you want to turn over,or even go to the toilet in the middle of the night.
Last night I was forced awake by some rather nasty breath wafting into my face. It was Meg looking earnestly right at me. As usual she had climbed onto the bed, commando style and had assumed her usual position effectively separating me from Chris. Now for those that don't know, Meg has a hero fixation on me, she cannot be out of my sight for the shortest of times ( and will even follow me to the toilet) , a habit which can be a little cloying at times.
Now I usually cope with this infatuation very well, but I must say that before last night's bed reunion she had been indulging herself in her one and only nasty habit! she had been eating her own poo!
It was all a little too much..this poo breath! , so I squeezed myself from under the duvet William, George AND Albert and sneaked downstairs to make myself a cup of tea. It was 3.20 am.
Now, I don't usually have the luxury of sitting in silence with nothing really to do in the middle of the night, and I found it a rather interesting experience.
All houses have a sound, and an atmosphere of their own at night. Unlike our old Victorian terrace in Sheffield, the cottage does not creak and groan when it settles down in the early morning. The only noises that you can make out here is the howl of the wind around the eaves, the faint buzz of the fridge in the kitchen and the very faint "pad,pad, pad" from Albert as he stalks back and forth from Kitchen to bedroom the rest of the time...there is silence.
Your mind can wander at these times and I got to thinking about all of the previous owners that preceded us since the cottage was first built in the late 1700s. Who were they? what did they do for a living? and were they happy?
The cottage , years ago had a tiny byre for a couple of cows and a pig sty located in front of the orchard; at another time it was thought to be some sort of tiny tavern and at another period had some connection to the Church way back in the far and dim distant past: I resolved myself, this morning, to find out all I can about the cottage's previous tenants and owners and to document all I can about the history of the place.
Anyhow, Meg with her toilet breath and her sad needy eyes finally joined me in the living room and we trouped back to bed to face the gauntlet of bodies on the duvet yet again. It was well past 4am when the whistling of the wind lulled me to sleep

25 comments:

  1. That's the best time of all, as a insomniac I am used to (& love) the silence. The peace is heaven to me. xxx

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  2. I am back. You are my first blog. And it is a wonderful ditty of dog love, you know that is my favorite kind. While my family is early to bed, 3:00 am is my usual turn in. I love the silence and knowing no one will interrupt my busyness. Thanks for leaving notes in my absence John, you don't know how I appreciated them. My days are still so busy, but the chaos is dying now with the frost and I have time to share my summer escapes on the blog. Can't wait to see what you have been up too. I most definitely share your interest in the previous owners and wait to see what you find out. My house in 40 years old, that is old in Canada, I have seen few houses older than 125 years. We are so young here you know. Well look at the time, off to bed, my dog (who sticks to me like glue too) sleep on the floor (well on a fluffy futon mattress by the heater on the floor) - have a good one, peace

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  3. I see your time it is 11:28 am, here it is 3:28 am.

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  4. 8.32pm here - Rhonda's on an evening shift and I'm trying to watch my favourite NRL team play a home final and just getting upset at their 'nervous state' creating so many errors!

    Oh Well! It's been a great season for them, anyway!

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  5. nice to have you back Ruth!
    JOhn.......watching sports is not good for your heart!!!

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  6. Love older homes but mmmm, I think your older is much older than our older LOL.

    I understand a doggy sticking to you like glue, Kota sticks with me constantly. Though in the last year his old age has slowed him some.

    What is it with them if you leave them out of the bathroom it just crushes them. Not like they are going to go to ROFL ROFL

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  7. It will be vry interesting to find out about your house. I once possed a similar question on my blog about a ruined property I came across in a remote location whilst hiking in Scotland and got a surprise one day when the last resident of the place mailed me and told me some of the history of the place which was very nice.

    As for the bed I do share with Tommy but only for an hour in the morning. The trouble with that was that he kept on getting earlier and earlier and it got so that I never knew what the time was when he was getting on the bed so now he has his own alarm clock set to 5:30 and that tells him he can come to bed for an hour.

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  8. Dog poo breath, yah, pretty unpleasant. She probably heard your nose or throat make a noise and was checking up on you. I finally have Jill on her bed at night and no more pushing and shoving. Jack sleeps with me, how close, depends on the temperature of the room.

    I love the peace and relative quiet of the house at night, the wind in the eaves is always an added plus. (although the little lights of all the electronics, give the place the look of an airstrip)

    I hope you can find the information on the cottage, I'm sure it is quite interesting, so many years. (and I hope you share)

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  9. Well, I do feel your pain, since I get not only dogs with dog-poo breath, but dogs with chicken-poo breath too! But our brutes aren't allowed on the bed. The cats are, and sometimes I wake up to a face full of cat ass..

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  10. Eeeww! I have to cope with kitty ear muffs (Niles left ear, Callie right), but never dog poo breath. Eeww.
    Can't wait to hear what you find out about your cottage. I admire it, and that lovely stone wall.

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  11. ok, John, here is the skinny on poo breath. Our farm supply store sells something called "potty mouht". It is for doggies who do what Ms. Meg there does. Supposedly it stops them cold from eating their poo.
    Look it up. If you don't have it over there and want it, I can mail you a bottle.

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  12. so it takes some shit smell to get you to research the history of your abode...WTG pooch.

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  13. Funny, I was reading Texan's comment about "older" homes. Of course, our little abode being a manufactured and delivered home we considered "older". It is nearly 40 years old!! LOL As far as the gauntlet of animals, I certainly know just how you feel. I have found myself taking place on the sofa just in order to get a good night's rest! We have 4 cats and two dogs...and Prissy has six kittens, one of which Mike intends to make cat #5. He has a crooked tail, which gives him "character". It does get a bit over crowded. Heaven forbid we ever have company over!!
    ~Randy

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  14. Very much looking forward to hearing about all the history you find.
    Ah yes, the bodies of dogs and cats. Wouldn't have it any other way.
    Although the poo breath would be a bit much.

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  15. Anonymous3:43 pm

    I love the way you weave around between such diverse subjects as dog fetishes, family sleeping arrangements, and local Welsh history. Reading you is like being on a treasure hunt.

    1700's?! I'm in Idaho. The whole state wasn't even "discovered" until the 1800's. (Which completely negates the original people living here for some 14,000 years, I know, but best not to get me started on that one.) Our house is 35. Next to you I feel like I'm living in an historical fetus. Can't wait to hear what you find out!

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  16. Hi John,
    We actually might just as well sleep in straight jackets, our problem is the 5 cats. Will they move when you shove them, you bet your life they won't.

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  17. Sorry, I can barely handle it with hubby in the bed sometimes (don't tell him though).
    Couldn't sleep at all with animals there....must be something wrong with me. Or maybe it's all of YOU! lol
    Jim

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  18. Sorry, I can barely handle it with hubby in the bed sometimes (don't tell him though).
    Couldn't sleep at all with animals there....must be something wrong with me. Or maybe it's all of YOU! lol
    Jim

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  19. I often can not sleep, so I blog, drink ginger herby tea, read or sit by the gas fire in the dark. My bum licking dog are non too fragrant either!

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  20. frugal
    dont let your dog lick your bum!!!!
    tee hee

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  22. Our cat crawls between the two of us, gently pokes a paw into either of our faces with the hope of some edible reward. (Meaning: one of you needs to get up and feed me NOW! I don't care if it's 4 in the morning.)

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  23. I love that quiet time of night too. My dogs used to push me out of bed! But poo breath is too much. Ugh. Would the church have records about your house? Interesting stuff! I sometimes think about the Indians who used to live here and collect the acorns for food. And then there were the Spanish and the 49'ers. I love history. Looking forward to reading about the history of your home.

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  24. Ahh Meggie & her poo breath! Hootie used to eat turkey poo when he got a chance, so I try to police him when out for walks now. I suppose he'd indulge in any critter poo if given the chance. His breath is always pretty awful as I give both dogs fish oil daily. Oddly, our Airedale, BabyRocketDog's breath doesn't stink. hmmmm.

    That strange attachment you speak of(with Meg) is exACTLy the way Hootie is with me. He is like my little shadow. Love those pooches.

    I look forward to reading of the folks who inhabited Chez Chris et John in past centuries.

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  25. Myrtle, our schnauzer, is only interested in deer and cat poo. She is rather fastidious, disdains her dog pen but for bathroom purposes only, and will wee and defecate off to the side of trail when we are hiking. However, she does eat throw up and will eat an entire loaf of bread in under 60 seconds. I have timed this (I didn't give the bread to her on purpose).

    John, I'm following your blog. Thanks for hooking me in.

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