"I'll admit I may have seen better days,
but I'm still not to be had for the price of a cocktail,
"(Margo Channing)
I did it again!!!!
This time at the supermarket!
I called in to buy some things for Chris' tea, leaned over a freezer to pick up a carton of cream!
In front of two old ladies and a woman in a wheelchair I farted VERY loudly
Oh the shame!
Another message to self I am starting weight watchers again!
To make things worse the lady in the wheelchair said loudly and to no one in particular "I do that all the time!"
I can see the 'Carry on' style humour in your situation but, seriously, also concerned if you really need to speak with your GP - you may need a bowel study done, old chap, afterall, you are in the 'at risk' age group!
way too funny. I have been with a very limited internet connection for about 7 days now and have not been able to reaqd or comment anyone's blog. Argh. Here is to Hoping to get it fixed, like, yesterday.
I did it once at the dentist while having a tooth out. Dentist (oh so kindly) said "never heard a tooth make a noise like that before" and calmly carried on. I loved him forever afterwards! xx
Oh no, John! Maybe you need to take some Beano before you go out in public for a while. ;-D
ReplyDeleteTee hee hee hee hee hee.
ReplyDeleteJohn, you make me laugh out loud and I love that!! So funny...you relating so well to the seniors in the gas expulsion realm :) LOL
ReplyDeleteAmy at Verde Farm
Glad I wasn't behind YOU!
ReplyDeleteJim
That's funny, but it isn't too. When was your last physical? Maybe it's your diet? I'm with Louise about the Beano... might be a good idea....
ReplyDelete:O
I think this happens as you get older! Thank your lucky stars you are not a women - have you seen the adverts for Tena Lady? xxxx
ReplyDeleteAh don't be embarrassed my good man, ' it's better out than in' as they say.
ReplyDeleteRegards,
John W
Nothing like a good ole fart to break the tension... and the wind.
ReplyDeletelaughing hysterically!!! :) Thanks!
ReplyDeleteI can see the 'Carry on' style humour in your situation but, seriously, also concerned if you really need to speak with your GP - you may need a bowel study done, old chap, afterall, you are in the 'at risk' age group!
ReplyDeleteway too funny.
ReplyDeleteI have been with a very limited internet connection for about 7 days now and have not been able to reaqd or comment anyone's blog. Argh. Here is to Hoping to get it fixed, like, yesterday.
I did it once at the dentist while having a tooth out.
ReplyDeleteDentist (oh so kindly) said "never heard a tooth make a noise like that before" and calmly carried on.
I loved him forever afterwards!
xx
Oh dear you do make me laugh....
ReplyDeleteI also do that all the time.
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