Midnight insomnia thoughts

Blogger Dan @ www.allthatcomeswithit.com asked me recently what are guinea fowl used for...is it for eggs or is it for meat?
Well my answer is Dan, it is for neither! The three guinea fowl I have (from left to right-Ivy, Hughie and Alf) have once single job, and that is to provide me with an early warning alarm that predators are lurking around the field borders!
Tonight is a case in point, as from their advantage point in the Graveyard Elm, the amazingly loud calls of "buck-wheat, buck wheat!" from little Ivy and the more distinctive "ah,ah,ah,ah!" call of the males warn us (and all of the households in a half mile radius) that something is creeping around that shouldn't be there. Already tonight I have been outside with my trusty wind up torch, to see what the problem was and to be honest all I can make out is the white flashes of rabbit tails as they disappear into the hedgerows......but I trust the guinea fowl, I am sure they are reacting to something slightly more sinister than a baby rabbit!

I have slept too long today..ok, I feel miles better for doing so, but I suspect that I shall now be wide awake until the wee small hours of the morning!....tv has been crap tonight....re runs of the vapid Lewis and the bloody awful Peter Jackson's King Kong.....so I have been trolling through ebay listings and have put bids on some goose eggs for the incubator!......more field security guards me thinks?

Anyhow , the other morning I was racing around like a blue arsed fly, trying to get birthday pressies for my great nephew and feed for the pigs, and it was only then that I realised that shops and businesses seem to open at 10 am nowadays!
Whatever happened to the old fashioned 9am start?
Am I that out of touch with things? I just presumed that most retail outlets start work at the traditional time, a time that I was sure that all shops used to open at when I was a kid in the 1970s?
How wrong I was....performing a straw poll in Prestatyn ,I found that nearly all of the shops clearly don't bother themselves until 10 am or even 10.30!.....is this because shoppers don't drag themselves out until Jeremy Kyle has solved his first bit of dysfunctional conflict resolution? or have shopping habits actually changed?
.....hummm more likely, I am only annoyed by this "deterioration" of standards when I was inconvenienced by the mid morning, coffee break time, opening hours...otherwise would I have noticed?
am I living in a sort of fantasy world where shopkeepers always wore a friendly smile and a fresh apron and the shop girl didn't say "I dunno" when asked if a particular item is in stock?...or am I just a grumpy old git?
Time for another diet coke

9 comments:

  1. Hmmmm, when I was a kid, nothing opened until 10 AM. Now, around here, it's not unusual for stores to be open at 8 AM, 9 at the latest.

    Sure you don't want to come across the pond and take home some of my Canadas?

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  2. Hmm I could have used a couple of your Guinea Fowl here this morning, to alert me of the large coyote running through the back of the property.
    I know they are around, but actually seeing one in the middle of the day, is a scarey sight.
    The only reason I was alarmed was because my cat was trying desperately to get inside....
    Sorry your poorly, I hope your over the worse of it!

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  3. Glad to hear you are feeling a bit better. My daughter wants to get some Guinea hens to warn of predators, but I am afraid they would make too much noise and bother the neighbors. Hope you have a great weekend.

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  4. Great post John, real life is so fascinating to me. Found a link I thought you might like
    http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/29/rare-celebrity-photos/

    Peace

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  5. Olive oil works great for egg bound chickens. Here is a good link. Hope you are feeling spry again. Peace

    http://www.cockatielcottage.net/binding.html

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  6. thanks ruth!
    tried that one....she went to the vet this morning which was a real bun fight!
    I will blog about it later
    x

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  7. But if the alarm goes off does that mean you have to get up and go and see what's wrong? Surely teathering a bear in the coop would work better as it could deal with the fox too?

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  8. machine guns would be good too dan!

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  9. When I was stationed in Germany the ammo storage points had two fences, between which a flock of geese would patrol.
    When I was a kid our preferred alarm system was Guineas though, they'd even kill a snake every once in a while.

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