Apologies to the neighbours
I have just completed a three hour study session at Sams
So have just got home, locked up the birds then taken out the dogs for a pee
The Prof is working away tonight
As usual Albert followed us down the lane.
Suddenly out of the dark an old ford fiesta ( I know who you are)
Screamed down Cwm Road
I pulled the dogs behind me out of the way and a wide eyed Albert legged it towards the safety of Carole's gateway, missing the car's tyres by just an inch or so
Like I said apologies again to the neighbours who may have wondered who exactly was shouting rather aggressively
" YOU TWATFACE FUCKER.....FUCKING ARSEHOLE!"