Heart on my sleeve


 I admit to this 
“ I can’t hold my own water”
I say what I think and damm the consequences 

It’s gotten me in trouble many times….recently once at work ! 

In the village I was once conscripting help for the flower show door to door and one resident ( transferred in to the pensioner bungalows from a nearby village) bad mouthed the management of the show to my face… I retaliated with a generic “well you are a wonderful bag of laughs”πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€
Which she countered by calling her grandson and his friend ( who were having supper) to the front door to deal with me 
I honesty thought my number was up , as it all resembled a scene from Deliverance, but I escaped a punch by laughing at the redneck situation ….
The resident moved back to her village soon after and I applauded the move 
She was a nasty cow.
Even her sister , who lived nearby hated her with a vengeance 

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