A Hopeful Roger
At six Roger has realised that sex is EVERYTHING , just as Bluebell lost her exhaust , Mary sans menopause burst into an elderly season. Now fair dos ……Mary , like a robust Diana Dors, is still on for a shag so drastic measures have had to be employed and she has been relocated to Trendy Carol’s complete with a whole new set of jumpers and coats.
Roger was so vociferous in his ardour I’ve had to send flowers to neighbours Mandy and John in way of apology. Weaver understanding a blip in dog hormones has suddenly appeared downstairs ready to take over as alpha
Me and Bun are clinging together like children
It’s all fucking drama
Sigh
Oh John!! You poor soul. 😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteIt is Spring and hormones are rising.
ReplyDeleteAll together now...1-2-3!
Well, you can't say your life is boring! xx
ReplyDeleteRandy Roger
ReplyDeleteIsn’t he neutered?
ReplyDeleteIt's always something!
ReplyDeleteI well remember the night when our one male kitten was intent on getting to his mother and sister who were in our bedroom while he was on the other side of the closed door. What a noisy kitten for the entire night. The next day Tom had the snips.
Hugs!
Wow what a bloody day!! Jan in Castle Gresley
ReplyDeleteOh Roger, you randy bastard! Mary, you're supposed to be past all that! Hahahahahaha, you and the cats!
ReplyDeleteI think dogs do not experience menopause but surely poor Mary is past age of safe childbearing? Esp w her not so good health. I hope Roger didn’t get to her while you were out ! I know you don’t neuter your animals but…
ReplyDeletePoor Bluebell is aging too. Hope it’s not a costly fix.
Lizzy d
Fucking hilarious! Hope you weather the raging hormonal firestorm. Good luck and cheers!!
ReplyDeleteDarling Roger. I adore him from afar.
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