Operation Dog Snot Removal

 My ex’s nephew arrives on Saturday morning. Now I know that he won’t be bothered hat the cottage looks like , but I will
After seeing clients I’m racing around with the carpet cleaner, 
Fabreeze is my best friend
Leo is an easy guest.
Already I’ve set him homework to see what films he wants to see that are showing within a twenty mile radius and we will make a day of it. 


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39 comments:

  1. happy hooker3:35 pm

    Yes, Leo won't give a toss what state the cottage is, but you'll rest easier knowing everything is spick and span. You're both going to have a great time. xx

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  2. Barbara Anne3:46 pm

    Good preparation for your delightful guest Leo! You can relax knowing no snot will catch your eye and cause dismay. Have fun! BTW, you're a most excellent uncle!

    Hugs!

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    1. John Going Gently7:19 pm

      I enjoy being a hands on uncle , my own nephews are all in their 50s so don’t need me as much

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  3. Debra She Who Seeks4:18 pm

    I hope you have a great time together!

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  4. Lizzy D4:30 pm

    How wonderful! Leo is such a special guy, visiting his Uncle John. Both of you love films, so you'll be having a great time. Don't get too tired cleaning!

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    1. John Going Gently7:18 pm

      I did but I’m having a gin to compensate

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    2. Lizzy D9:40 pm

      Gin!? You should be having a green and purple Kale and blueberry power smoothie, no gin. Tho I believe gin is faster and more effective.

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  5. Elderberry-Rob5:11 pm

    just do what my mother used to do, throw a bedspread or sheet over everything, leave a paint roller and tray out and say ... oh im about to start decorating so excuse the disruption!

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    1. Lizzy D6:09 pm

      I've been known to leave out the vacuum cleaner or the tube of Clorox [bleach] Wipes to imply I was in the midst of cleaning when the guests arrived, no doubt early anyway.

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    2. happy hooker6:51 pm

      I used to hide any dirty pots in the oven.

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    3. John Going Gently6:53 pm

      Elderberry, my ex mother in law would have seen through that ruse

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    4. John Going Gently6:54 pm

      Lizzy , my old friend Jane just used to over indulge in fab Reese to give the illusion of cleaning

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    5. John Going Gently6:55 pm

      HH
      WOrn the T shirt too

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  6. jabblog5:55 pm

    Elderberry-Rob's suggestion is excellent. I must try that!

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  7. Yorkshire Pudding6:16 pm

    Eh? The Pope's coming to stay with you? He was only appointed a week ago.

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  8. Anonymous7:21 pm

    Didn’t he visit last year?

    Lee

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    1. John Going Gently7:25 pm

      He did indeed, it was fun

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    2. John Going Gently7:31 pm

      https://disasterfilm.blogspot.com/2024/06/blog-post.html

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  9. Yorkshire Liz7:56 pm

    I loved the heading of Dog Snot Removal. Reminds me of a time in dog rescue, when a colleague had her Yorkshire Terrier die, and then adopted a St Bernard brought in to rehome. Several weeks later, another St Bernard came in for rehoming - and she adopted that too. After a few months someone had the nerve to ask her how she was getting on with two such large dogs (in a small two bed retirement bungalow!) after living with a tiny Yorkie for 16 years. Her reply was they they were lovely dogs, and perfect to snuggle up to in winter.
    But she did get tired of having to get out the stepladder several times a week to clean the ceiling. Of dog snot. And slobber flicked up high. So be grateful you only have the Welsh snot to clean up! Have a wonderful time with Leo. And watch some wonderful films. Bearing in mind you usually learn more, and discuss more, from the films you hated!

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  10. Kath9:07 pm

    Leo and Roger will be in heaven x

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  11. Elephant's Child9:43 pm

    Have fun. Cat snot removal is over due here. At two different heights.

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  12. Lizzy D11:48 pm

    Off topic but lovely? https://www.instagram.com/p/DJovaFuBbIt/

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  13. Marjorie12:31 am

    Sounds like a great guest. Enjoy your films.

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  14. Anonymous1:20 am

    I love that you encourage this wonderful relationship! I know you and Leo will have a great time. Carol in Atlanta

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  15. Terra2:23 am

    I think you two will have a grand visit, especially with the movie viewing.

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  16. Anonymous3:44 am

    Have fun w Leo. Kathy

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  17. Cro Magnon4:26 am

    I have a friend who owns a St Bernard that 'slobbers' constantly. I always wonder how he copes at home!

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  18. Jules5:24 am

    A good excuse to give everything a quick once over. Have a great time together. Xx

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  19. Anonymous7:49 am

    Lucky Leo! Have a lovely time. Olivia in the PNW

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  20. Carole R8:31 am

    Enjoy Leo's visit. The animals will be spoilt with more attention.

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  21. Moving with Mitchell10:54 am

    I love how you maintain such a wonderful relationship with Leo. And I admire you for doing dog snot patrol for him.

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  22. Karla10:57 am

    I totally get it, people coming over may not care about the state of our home, but we do! Having company will force us to do the cleaning that we don't often do! I usually just "hit the high spots" as my Mom would say. Sounds like a fun weekend with Leo.

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  23. Sue2:31 pm

    I hope you have a brilliant weekend. ❤️ He won't notice if you do it, but perhaps he would if you didn't. 😄

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  24. Steve Reed9:13 am

    It's great that you still see Leo.

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