At lunchtime I found a card and a gift from a Going Gently fan on the kitchen wall next to the lane.
What fun
Robyn ( with hubby in tow) should have popped in for a cuppa, but they didn’t and went well out of their way to treat me on a day that I needed a kindness.
I was made up. Thank you dearheartx
This story from last night is dedicated to Robyn
It concerns Weaver
I’ve already shared that the twins seldom go out.
I put this down to their natural shyness coupled with Mary’s antics at the open cat flap.
Last night we all got a glimpse of Weaver’s true nature.
She’s not the Mary Poppins I think she is…
It was going on ten pm.
The zombie serial The Last Of Us was playing, the fire was roaring and the Welsh were curled up on the sofa.
Bun was sat on the stool by the tv with her legs tucked primly underneath her
It was all calm,
Then Weaver strode in from the kitchen like !ily Savage on stage
A fat brown mouse in her mouth
She looked at the sleeping dogs and looked angry
And gave the mouse a sharp bite down
It squeaked loudly
And the Welsh and Bun jumped up in sudden excitement .
Instead of legging it, Weaver stood her ground and spat the fatally wounded mouse on to the carpet with what I can only describe as gross contempt.
And in the melee of terriers hoping for a free lunch that followed. she walked up the stairs as if nothing had happened
It seems like Weaver has established herself as top dog, well cat. She hunted, presented and then disappeared with disdain.
ReplyDeleteJoan Crawford reincarnated
DeleteCats rule!
ReplyDeleteNot in this cottage
DeleteWeaver made her sentiments QUITE clear! "Do I have to do EVERYTHING around here, you bunch of lazy SOBs?"
ReplyDeleteIt was like you were in the room
DeleteThrowing food to the peasants!
ReplyDeleteAstute
DeleteNow that is a very strong message from Weaver.
ReplyDeleteHer true stipes are revealed.
Tiger stripes
DeleteWait, do the others eat the mouse? Sounds gross!
ReplyDeleteAn unexpected gift is such a treat! You have sweet friends.
Mary got it but I did remove it from a clamped mouth
DeleteWhat a lovely gift from Robyn and hubby!
ReplyDeleteWeaver "speaks" at last!!
Hope today is lovely and you get some medical answers as you continue to muse on what's next for you with your counselling and ... ?
Hugs!
Yes Joan Crawford lives
DeleteWay to go Weaver!
ReplyDeleteDon’t encourage her
DeleteLOL! John I read a lot of books and your gift of writing is better than many best selling authors. I realize that I do bang on about this but may I ask a favor ? Please consider publishing a book that we can purchase. Otherwise someday your words will be in an internet archive where they will not be enjoyed by many or none at all. Please do add this to your recent plan to do much "thinking" about your future - okay?
ReplyDeleteThat’s very kind Jackie, I may well seriously start I need the money
DeleteYour book will be a worthy endeavor, indeed. Seriously!
DeleteHugs!
Yes!!! So glad to read that.
DeleteI will pre order x
DeleteWeaver loves you all. She brought you dinner.
ReplyDeleteShe loves no one
DeleteThat's what females often do, bring presents. I think it's something to do with providing for kittens, an instinct. Only recently with the hot weather and the back door open, on two different occasions Tiny has walked into the kitchen, made a little noise and proudly deposited a dead shrew at my feet. She then walked away and sat down and had a wash.
ReplyDeleteJean.
Yes I’m glad because weaver is actually leaving the house in order to hunt
DeleteUrgh...yuk... but she is earning her keep as a rodent exterminator!
ReplyDeleteI was secretly proud
DeleteLovely gifts, mouse excepted! I love the image of Weaver's contempt at the others just lazing and dozing while she does all the hard work. I miss my cats, but not their little presents! xx
ReplyDeleteI thought Albert had attitude but weaver is aloof and bad tempered , a deadly combination
Delete'This is how you do it,' she growled, and stalked off to bed.
ReplyDeleteLeft exited stage left with sass
DeleteThe card & gift are adorable, and the Sam Toft card itself is more than deserving to be framed & hung in the cottage!
ReplyDeleteBrava, Weaver!!!
It’s adorable.
DeleteWeaver's got game, she's got sass
ReplyDeleteShe's taking names and kicking ass!
If she couldn’t have smoked a cigarette she would have done
DeleteAlso, what a lovely gift left on the kitchen wall!
ReplyDeleteI know…I adored it my first kiwi xmas decoration
DeleteCat with an attitude!!
ReplyDeleteShe’s turned into Joan rivers overnight
DeleteI am sure that Robyn will appreciate having a dead mouse story dedicated to her. Most people do.
ReplyDeletecats can be such arseholes
ReplyDeleteAin’t that the truth
DeleteGreat story! I could see it all.
ReplyDeleteThat was the plan
DeleteMy cat does the same but it's always me she brings game in for.
ReplyDeleteWeaver sees non of us as important with the exception of Bun
DeleteNo food? Let em eat mice! Linda from PA
ReplyDeleteTrue colours were shared
DeletePart of the reason we have Cats is that they keep Mice to a minimum. But when they actually catch them, and bring them to us for praise, it's not quite so nice. Our Cat, Freddie, used to bring them in at night (alive), and let them loose in the bedroom.
ReplyDeleteLove the kiwi. Good on Weaver.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a bribe.
ReplyDeleteOr a threat.
ReplyDeleteMy house could use a mouser! Gigi
ReplyDeleteWe have had to shut our black gentleman giant in at night time because he keeps brawling with the Bengal Young Pretender who's coming in the garden. It's saving us in vet's fees, but we now have field mice visiting in the loft which he would have hunted. I prefer the humane traps to the bodies on the front room rug! Arilx
ReplyDeleteWhat a tragedy. I'm saddened by people celebrating the death of a wild animal. Delivered by a well fed pet with no need to kill. I have no issue with mice being hunted by other wildlife for food, it's how they survive. To be happy that a pet has killed for fun is awful.
ReplyDeleteI am anon for this post. You are correct Jane. Laughing about this is horrid. With this post the mask has slipped.
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