A woman in a polished BMW drove into my parking space at Tesco’s in Llandudno Junction at lunchtime. I was waiting patiently for the spot after a dreaded 3 hour fire lecture at work
And was hoping for a quick get in /get out scenario.
She was wearing sun glasses too,
On an overcast day!
My dander was up
She waved gayly, shrieking insincerity
That was until I yelled
“Cheap Outfit !!! ( I couldn’t see her shoes )
And as she spun around to argue , I batted in my next insult of “ Goes with yer handbag !” With gay abandon
Okok I was on thin ice as I was dressed in my useful and terribly over used blue Christmas Jumper, but I thought I’d take the chance
The handbag shot was an aside…but I could tell that it had hit home
as she scrabbled to see which one she had picked up
I will leave you with the adorable lisping choir
Fire lecture? But was it led by real fire fighters? 🤩 Kath x
ReplyDeleteWhat is it about the season of peace and goodwill, that brings out the selfishness in some? She deserved the cheap handbag jibe. And a three hour fire lecture - I feel your pain! Why was I expecting the lisping choir to be dressed as Santa or elves?🧑🎄 xx
ReplyDeleteShe probably had an urgent appointment with her manicurist or tattoo artist so needed to do a quick Tesco foie gras and oysters shop on the way.
ReplyDeleteHaha ... absolutely brilliant. Good for you. xx
ReplyDeleteCan we book you for our nearest Waitrose !! Plenty of targets there !! Xx Bernie
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ReplyDeleteDONT YOU FUCKING DARE !!!!
Lee
Entitled people irritate the shit out of me. Well done John.
ReplyDeleteYou said that your dander was up. What exactly is a "dander"? I hope it's not what I am thinking it might be.
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