Bloody hell, Jill Archer ( Patricia Green) sounded frail on The Archer’s last night.
It doesn’t sound like the actress will survive long enough to win the Victoria Sponge at the Flower And Produce show this year, which is sad
All this Olympic chatter reminds me of the world student games which was held in Sheffield in 1991.
I was one of the 25 thousand capacity audience at the Don Valley Stadium who saw former Astronaut Helen Sharman DROP and EXTINGUISH the flame before reaching the bloody cauldron .
Oh God she must have felt dreadful !
The crowds, as I recall were kind.
See below Student Games Memory number two!!!
I love embarrassing stories. This one is an old one but I think it's worth repeatingBack in 1991 I was celebrating the multicultural social events organised in Sheffield when the World Student Games were held in the city.
I went with a friend to the Crucible Theatre which was hosting a free night of folk music and dance (in the foyer!)...as usual I was dressed down for the event (t shirt and ripped jeans! - remember the fact I had ripped jeans on)
but as the whole event was very relaxed I kind of blended in!
Anyhow I remember sitting on the steps of the bar looking down at the singers and crowds below..and one guy, who was sitting at a table with some friends caught my eye!
I looked at him.....he looked at me! and suddenly I thought "my lucks in!!!"
Anyhow this game of glances carried on for a while ( I remember the guy looked a little like a bearded Jake Gyllenhall) and I did that half smile and hair toss flirting thing! before I caught sight of him downing his pint then weave his way through the tables to walk to where I was sat up on the stairs!
He leaned over slowly so I could smell his after shave and whispered gently into my ear
"Hey mate...I wanted to tell you that you have a rip in your jeans and one of your b*lls is sticking out!"...he suddenly left and went to sit down again!!
What happened to me?..........well I died .....died in a pool of rancid shame
Hahahaha! What a letdown...but at least someone had the b*lls to tell you.
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
Delete🚩
DeleteI was so convinced that I’d clicked too jo ☹️
DeleteOh dear, oh dear. NOT what you wanted to hear. What a balls-up!
ReplyDeleteI know I know xx
DeleteI agree John, Jill archer sounded dreadfully ill 😮
ReplyDeleteI don’t think , by the sound of her, that she has an emotional swan song in her, to be recorded which is sad
DeleteOops! What no undies? Well I guess it's one way to attract attention! xx
ReplyDeleteNo I had gaping boxer shorts
DeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteOh my! I'm dying of second hand embarrassment
Deleteho ho ho
DeleteYes it makes your toes curl
DeleteDoesn’t it just
DeleteAnd were you reminded by the drag queens in Paris , he lost a bollock too but that was in front of millions
Keith
Xx
Was at least his was a fabric covered one
DeleteWas at least his was a fabric covered one
DeleteIt is a good job I had just put my cup of tea down when I read that!
ReplyDeleteI like a good spurt of coffee in the morning
DeleteOops.
ReplyDeleteIt was rather remiss
DeleteWell at least we know you have hanging balls and not tight units.
ReplyDeleteTo be fair to the torch bearer, the flame shouldn't have fallen out so readily.
We do not know that at all my man !
DeleteOh oops John, that made me laugh and splutter over my coffee, sorry about your shame but at least you owned it and shared it with us, sometimes it is good to reflect positively. Jan in Castle Gresley
ReplyDeleteIt’s always a good one to recall at dinner parties if I ever went to any
DeleteOuch x 😳
ReplyDeleteNobody mentioned it being painful so why the Ouch?
DeleteWhy not?
DeleteUg... Not one of your better pick-ups! I'd like to forget that post, but it's all too vividly replaying itself in my imagination. Not pretty!
ReplyDeleteBe kind
DeleteSorry John - no offence meant ... but God didn't do a particularly good job of male anatomy ...
DeleteRipped jeans and going commando. You are a brave man. Such a shame about Jake Gyllenhall.
ReplyDeleteAnd I was convinced I’d clicked
DeleteYou should have requested his expertise in bollock management x
ReplyDeletehttps://tenor.com/en-GB/view/amelie-water-splash-swoon-melting-gif-5346882
DeleteBollocks are out of my sphere of expertese Mavis
DeleteLee
Ah well..at least he was nice enough to warn you!
ReplyDeleteTalking of the Archers, do you read Keith Flett's blog...the actor who played Grace has just died, in her 90s... interesting why Grace was written out of the script
Can you send me the link?
DeleteI applaud him.for letting you know,lol.
ReplyDeleteHe was drinking beer
DeleteMoaning Mavis wins for best reply!!!! :-) Jackie
ReplyDeleteHe’ll love this
DeleteBought a pair of really lightweight cheesecloth trousers for the hot weather and all was well until while standing in line at the supermarket I realised that they were ripped open at the gusset and my manhood was fully exposed. It was to my good fortune that it was not fully rampant but I was deeply ashamed nevertheless
ReplyDeleteSpeechless
DeleteDon't buy the trousers from AliExpress.
DeleteIn the right crowd, that would have merely enhanced the flirtation.
ReplyDeleteIn Sheffield in1991 it was the end of my life
Delete.. I know this is the internet and not exactly real life but I have some respect for you and your ability to make the most of it. O think you were badly treated and yet you have persevered. These people are few
DeleteWell someone noticed. As they say, it pays to advertise.
ReplyDeleteIf I swung them around my head today no one would notice
DeleteLOL....That is untrue. Please do not do that to prove a point. The consequences could be dire.
Deleteyawn
ReplyDeletebet you cant wait for that woman to die another funeral for you to attend and enjoy and comment upon
ReplyDeletesounds like your idea of fun is to find a damp open grave and to lie in it
DeleteLee xxxxx
oh its messed up lee what a jerk off
DeleteNice one
DeleteI expected something like that might happen when you mentioned the ripped jeans, John! xxoo
ReplyDeleteI’m that predictable lol
DeleteWell...he was kind to tell you, I guess.
ReplyDeleteI hope you had a lovely birthday
DeleteOh, what a let down. snicker snicker
ReplyDeleteI know hubris eh?
DeleteHa! Well, I guess that is a danger with ripped clothing. I knew I didn't like it for some reason.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Andrew -- I think the Helen Sharman incident is the fault of the torch designer. Those things should NEVER go out no matter what a person does to them.
If you look at it , after falling, it actually looked like it was filled with charcoal !!!! I was interested to hear the the French Olympic cauldron is light seen through water , no fire involved
DeleteToo funny! Why is it that embarrassment is so funny when it's over?
ReplyDeleteI had a young patient a few years ago who told me after I got him in my IV chair, that he had fainted in the past but thought he would be fine today. He said, it was only when the nurse was digging around for his vein that he fainted.
I started his IV, no problem but before I let him stand up, I asked him, are you going to go down on me?
I'm sure I turned red and I died a little inside. He was very nice and just chuckled. I'm hard to embarrass but I was so embarrassed that day, I avoided the waiting room until after his scan. But it's a good story:)
Oh my. hee hee thanks for the funny at your expense Pixie.
DeleteNurses love dirty humour so yours was just right pixie my girl
DeleteAh, it's good that dying of shame isn't fatal! Great story thoug.
ReplyDeleteHugs!
I seem to attract embarrassing stories
DeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteShe needs to work on her balance.
ReplyDeleteI guess she was weightless for many months before the games
DeleteCommando and ripped jeans do have their risks.........
ReplyDelete:)
DeleteThat made me chuckle! It was kind of him to let you know so discreetly. x
ReplyDeleteI know and it made a good story lasting 30 years or so lol
DeleteI am sniggering. Honesty and appreciation of your tale-telling demands that I confess I'm sniggering. Not giggling, sniggering.
ReplyDeleteThe gonad is worth a snigger
DeleteNo click. Just exposure. That is pretty funny.
ReplyDeleteHow did he know it was one of your balls? It might have been a scotch egg.
ReplyDelete😄😄😄
DeleteAsked a young man in a store once where his nuts were! My teenager started giggling and I was so embarrassed! Never have forgotten it! Kathy near Chicago.
ReplyDeleteI found a condom while gathering the laundry from my 16 y.o. son's bedroom. It should have been his father's talk and i hated him for not sticking around. Then i thought carefully about what i wanted to make sure he knew and resolutely marched down to the garage where he was working on his truck. I was horrified to hear me say 'before you start having sex i need you to think long and hard...' i could have died.
ReplyDeleteWork from home and earn a respectable $60k a week, which is amazing considering that a year ago I was unemployed in a terrible economy. I always give God praise for honouring me with these rules, and now it’s my duty to practise anticipatory compassion and share it with everyone. Likewise, GOOD LUCK.
ReplyDeleteHere is I begun
═════►► 𝐖𝐰𝐰.𝐉𝐨𝐢𝐧.𝐏𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞𝟗.𝐜𝐨𝐦
I wonder if he tells the same story 🤭
ReplyDeleteI'm laughing -- where is the LIKE button?! LOL
ReplyDeleteThis entire post was a treat.
Howdy Guys
ReplyDeleteIf you are in searching of Legit vendor for Fullz you are at right place
Just try my stuff you'll never be disappointed
Although, I'm giving replacement for the bad stuff as well
USA UK CANADA Fresh Fullz Info Pros Leads Available
All States & Cities info are available
Young Age, Old age, Mid age,, Every age you can asked
Real DL scan with selfie proof available
Fullz Pros with dl issue & Expiry dates available as well
Each & Every type of Fullz Pros Leads of USA UK CANADA you can get from my shop
Samples are also available for bulk buyers & for testing
No scam, will show you proof of everything as well
Contact me for the best deals & discounts
24/7 available for you
What's App - +1.. 7277.. 886.. 129..
Tele - @ leadsupplier & @ killhacks
Skype - @ peeterhacks
E mail - cyber.zoneuniverse at g mail . com
Fresh Spammed available in Thousands & Millions
Stuff will be provided within 10 mins after payment proof
Guarantee for the stuff Info & Validity
USA SSN DOB DL ADDRESS EMPLOYEE & BANK INFO FULLZ LEADS
UK NIN DOB DL ADDRESS SORT CODE ACCOUNT NUMBER FULLZ
CANADA SIN DOB DL MMN PHONE EMAIL FULLZ
DL SCAN ORIGINAL FRONT & BACK WITH SELFIE
BUSINESS EIN COMPANY FULLZ
OLD & YOUNG AGE PROS
STUDENTS PROS IN BULK
HIGH CREDIT SC PROS FULLZ 700+
FULLZ WITH SSN DL MVR
DL FULLZ WITH ISSUE & EXP DATES
EMAIL & PHONE NUMBER & BANK INFO LEADS USA UK CANADA
CC WITH CVV & DUMPS WITH PINS
CARDING & CASH OUT METHODS WITH TUTORIALS
SPAM-MMING TUTORIALS WITH TOOLS & LEADS
OFFICE365 LEADS & LOGINS
Quantity with Quality stuff available
Payment only in Crypto & Cash app