Schoolgirl

 It’s very humid, the storms haven’t cleared the air and bulldog walks were cut short as Dorothy struggled with her breath.
I took them down to the stream which leads to the waterfalls and she dangled her nipples into the water, which calmed everything down nicely.
floppy Haired jogger was out again today which was a bonus. 
He’s a six foot , dark haired Adonis with hairy legs and a killer smile.
We are all charmed by him as he stops to rub each dog in turn,
He has a deep singer’s voice and
I simper like a schoolgirl 
Gawd I annoy myself sometimes…
Lol

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    1. I know, I’ve always had a soft spot for floppy hair and crinkly eyes

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  2. Anonymous10:22 am

    You're drooling, X

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    1. Ooo err - has the heat got your sap rising John x😉

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  3. But you enjoy it!!
    I love window shopping...

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  4. Our walk was shorter today - We wandered along the stream and my lily bathed in the shade - Chatted dog for a while with the regulars which was nice - and there is always a chance encounter with a handsome man with his charming cockerpoo x 🐩

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    1. It had to be a cocker

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    2. Most dogs here are - and various spaniels and fox Labradors too are very popular x

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  5. Made me smile, have fun

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    1. Will do it’s holiday week in a few days

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  6. You tart! Are your eyelashes long enough to flutter provocatively? xx

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    1. My grandmother said I had the eyelashes of a giraffe

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  7. weaver11:16 am

    Know the feeling well! Here is a warning - you will still get them at 90!!!

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  8. Anonymous11:20 am

    You made me miss my handsome bearded husband with the slight Scottish accent, gone now three years. It’s pouring here in Toronto, tears I think, but we really need them. My dog went out to the yard and had the quickest wee ever! Nice your jogger stops for a pat.lol. Dorothy knows just what feels good.

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    1. I’m sorry for your loss. But I hope I made you laugh if not smile a little x

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    2. Anonymous6:29 pm

      You always make me laugh, thats why I follow you! I used to be a crotch watcher, but now I just have memories. I was a marathon runner so lots of fellows in tiny shorts..GG

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    3. Now there’s a admission

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  9. I would advise all ladies to follow Dorothy's example and dangle their nipples in cool streams when the weather gets hot.

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    1. Try telling ladies down Eccelsall road that one

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  10. I still love all the loves in my life deeply and permanently. But, even at 75 years of age and beginning to be a bit feeble I enjoy a handsome/beautiful man that for some reason will stop for a chat or pay any level of attention to me. Enjoy the view and treasure the feeling it provokes. You are still just a babe but we all need that joy of being noticed and alive.

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    1. As Edna Everage used to say “ we all have our drives, needs and juices,”

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  11. Anonymous12:07 pm

    It’s all a bit sad

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    1. It’s not sad at all, it’s rather sweet and endearing, if you can’t say anything nice, best to not say it at all.

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    3. Anon
      It’s called laughing at myself, something u are clearly unable to do

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  12. Krayolakris12:19 pm

    Dorothy has the right idea!

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    1. The pleasure on her face after the initial shock was priceless x

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  13. Anonymous12:48 pm

    Would suggest you heed Dorothy and dangle your nips too but hey it may make matters confused, keep simpering over the jogger as there is no harm in (as my sis and I say) crotch watching. You need these moments to sustain your sense of 42, the answer to the question of life, the universe and everything. Keep on enjoying it all. Jan in Castle Gresley

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  14. Can I come simper with you?

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    1. Anytime we can drool together

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    2. LOL -- maybe we need pictures!

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    3. You can be drooled no 3 steve

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  15. People who stop mid jog to pat the dogs of others are good people. The killer smile is a very nice bonus.

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  16. Happy moments in your life, John, enjoy!

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  17. We absolutely must appreciate beauty when we see it. To not do so would be wrong.

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    1. And he was beautiful , with buttocks like a walnut

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  18. Barbara Anne3:18 pm

    It's always a delight to appreciate the scenery! Extra nice when the passing scenery stops to pet the dogs!! Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge ...How exciting to anticipate your holiday!!

    Hugs!

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    1. I’m working overtime tonight, so the day will shoot past

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  19. Love this. We should never lose the ability to simper like a schoolgirl. It means our heart and imagination are alive.

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    1. Absolutely , there’s life in the old dog

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  20. Sounds like this handsome, friendly jogger had it all. The total package!

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  21. Anonymous7:42 pm

    Ooh love the description, I love to look and admire, no harm, no foul, just enjoy. Noreen

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  22. So funny! I've said it before but I so enjoy your blog, you have such a gift for writing.

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  23. Anonymous9:03 pm

    John follow Dorothy, nipples in water , you might get a pat also

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  24. Too bad you couldn't get a photo of the runner/jogger!

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    1. Think this
      https://www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/2021/10/04/really-lean-charm-can-man-make-sympathise-wife-beater/

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    2. He’s mine and you’re spoken for

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  25. Anonymous10:45 pm

    There’s nothing wrong with admiring beauty. Lynn

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  26. Venice first? If you get out to Lido Island, there was a restaurant there I had a great cuttlefish pasta...and it has a good beach. In Venice, I recommend the neighborhood around the Maritime museum, has good local shops, not touristy, and some good cafe's. It's a bit of a walk from the main part of town, but worth it.

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    1. Thank you for your ideas keep em coming

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  27. Floppy Haired Jogger sounds delightful!

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