Like some people who have their insecurities I can be pompous at times.
My mother would occasionally sneer and say You love the sound of your own voice, you do.
Something, ironically that would increase my insecurities as a child.
I was in the supermarket this morning and passed one of the staff, in an aisle.
She was a smiley, attractive middle aged woman.
She caught my eye and chirped “ You’re from Sheffield arnt you?”
I preened a bit and laughed “ Do you remember me ?”I said, thinking she must have a good memory of me or perhaps she was a blog reader who suddenly recognised me
We stood looking at each other , smiling for a second
Then she pointed at my T-shirt
Before walking off
She really burst your balloon, didn't she? What a shame she didn't just answer "Yes" to your question and left you preening yourself. :-)
ReplyDeleteNo problem being taken down a peg or too
DeleteOh , no it’s done no harm having my balloon burst
DeleteA shame she wasn't a smiley, attractive middle aged gay man. Could have been the start of something... xx
ReplyDeleteAmen
DeletePerhaps she was called Miss Marple. Her powers of deduction are astonishing. I guess some of it is instinct. I am wearing a T-shirt with the image of a planet on it and the word "Saturn".
ReplyDeleteBetter than wearing one with a picture of Uranus
DeleteHa-ha! Nice one John!
DeleteI'm still laughing!
ReplyDeleteHugs!
It did make me smile
DeleteI'm only noticed because of my dogs-People say they know me because of them-Sometimes I can't remember the conversation we have apparently had-I just bluff it because I don't want to appear rude x
ReplyDeleteMy old t shirt today is old-It's a brand I think I bought 20 years ago-I bought it because I meant it - I Protest quietly x
ReplyDeleteI have my fifth best walking dead tvshirt on
DeletePerhaps she took your t-shirt as a clue! LOL
ReplyDeleteMummmm I think you are right lol
DeleteIf I could dress for anonymity, I would. I have never been able to go anywhere without meeting someone I know.
ReplyDeleteLucky lass
DeleteFunny!
ReplyDeleteIt amused me afterwards
DeleteHa! That's funny!
ReplyDeleteA funny lesson
DeleteI find that somewhat of a rude "joke" by that woman. Let's give her the benefit of the doubt and say she didn't have a very complex sense of humour, because if she had, she would have realized she was setting you up to feel good at first and then feel foolish. I dislike people doing that. But I also dislike pranks of other kinds as well.
ReplyDelete"...not a very complex sense of humor." - I'm going to remember that! It captures some of the stupid humor examples while being less obviously critical. Very good.
DeleteUnlike the supermarket person's joke....
Ceci
Jenny
DeleteI never thought for one second that the woman was being rude , that implies, ithink that she should of known me, and she didn’t from Adam
I think she was being playful
Ceci
DeleteI think the joke was typically British
Ie ironic
Now I am wondering if I was being rude or stupid when I thought I was being funny when a man in an originally white boiler suit plastered all over in many colours of paint wipings sat down beside me in a coffee shop and I asked "What do you do for a living?" Hmm...
DeleteNow I LOVE this kind of humour and joke
DeleteJohn: As long as you were fine with it, it's all good :)
DeleteMaybe it's a cultural thing, as you said to Ceci.
The answer from you should have been 'yes and proud of it!'
ReplyDeleteWhich is the truth deArheart
DeleteHow rude. If you were wearing a WD tee would she have asked of you were fleeing the Apocalypse. Tho the ''moral'' of this story is that one should not wear graphic t-shirts at all. [tho I know you love them!]. Also---not sure how this relates to your childhood pomposity, if indeed you were, poor little man.
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Lol I find it interesting that people have assumed that she was being rude, I didn’t think so at all
DeleteI agree, John. I think she was being friendly, with a bit of a cheeky sense of humour. Better than ignoring you, anyway! xx
DeletePersonal comments are almost always considered rude nowadays. But then I never understand ''cheeky'' British humor. Also another reason it was rude is that she made you feel uncomfortable and wrong-footed, not polite of her.
DeleteD'oh!
ReplyDeleteI should have had this on
Deletehttps://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/959228079/duh-short-sleeve-unisex-t-shirt?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=duh+tshirt&ref=sr_gallery-1-3&col=1
Love it. Always good to be taken down a peg or three.
ReplyDeleteNoooo. It is rude.
DeleteYes ….a bit of grounding
ReplyDeleteMy experience is, T-shirts with messages invite comments from others. People wearing T-shirts often enjoy the interaction. Nothing wrong with that.
ReplyDeleteI was in a restaurant recently where one of the waitresses was wearing a BRIGHTON T Shirt. I asked her if she'd visited; she said she hadn't even been to England.
ReplyDeleteOh aye! Thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteHaha brilliant.
ReplyDeleteAlan was wearing one of his 'motto' t-shirts one day when we were walking down Prestatyn high street and a little elderly lady stopped him and said 'Are they?' we were both taken aback at first and then we realised that his t-shirt said ... 'Made in the 1950's' and then in smaller writing 'some parts still in working order'. Alan answered 'Occasionally' and she walked off with a real twinkle in her eye.
That took me down memory lane. I once had a tee shirt with my name printed in huge letters. I wondered how the hell everyone knew my name... Took me several hours to fathom it out.
ReplyDeleteI would not thought her rude at all…merely a cheerful talkative sort. I am kind of like that myself.
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