Pompous

 Like some people who have their insecurities I can be pompous at times.
My mother would occasionally sneer and say You love the sound of your own voice, you do.
Something, ironically that would increase my insecurities as a child.

I was in the supermarket this morning and passed one of the staff, in an aisle. 
She was a smiley, attractive middle aged woman.
She caught my eye and chirped “ You’re from Sheffield arnt you?”
I preened a bit and laughed “ Do you remember me ?”I said, thinking she must have a good memory of me or perhaps she was a blog reader who suddenly recognised me 
We stood looking at each other , smiling for a second 
Then she pointed at my T-shirt 
Before walking off



45 comments:

  1. She really burst your balloon, didn't she? What a shame she didn't just answer "Yes" to your question and left you preening yourself. :-)

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    1. No problem being taken down a peg or too

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    2. Oh , no it’s done no harm having my balloon burst

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  2. A shame she wasn't a smiley, attractive middle aged gay man. Could have been the start of something... xx

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  3. Perhaps she was called Miss Marple. Her powers of deduction are astonishing. I guess some of it is instinct. I am wearing a T-shirt with the image of a planet on it and the word "Saturn".

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    1. Better than wearing one with a picture of Uranus

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    2. Ha-ha! Nice one John!

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  4. Barbara Anne3:00 pm

    I'm still laughing!

    Hugs!

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  5. I'm only noticed because of my dogs-People say they know me because of them-Sometimes I can't remember the conversation we have apparently had-I just bluff it because I don't want to appear rude x

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  6. My old t shirt today is old-It's a brand I think I bought 20 years ago-I bought it because I meant it - I Protest quietly x

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    1. I have my fifth best walking dead tvshirt on

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  7. Perhaps she took your t-shirt as a clue! LOL

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  8. If I could dress for anonymity, I would. I have never been able to go anywhere without meeting someone I know.

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  9. I find that somewhat of a rude "joke" by that woman. Let's give her the benefit of the doubt and say she didn't have a very complex sense of humour, because if she had, she would have realized she was setting you up to feel good at first and then feel foolish. I dislike people doing that. But I also dislike pranks of other kinds as well.

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    1. Anonymous6:22 pm

      "...not a very complex sense of humor." - I'm going to remember that! It captures some of the stupid humor examples while being less obviously critical. Very good.

      Unlike the supermarket person's joke....

      Ceci

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    2. Jenny
      I never thought for one second that the woman was being rude , that implies, ithink that she should of known me, and she didn’t from Adam
      I think she was being playful

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    3. Ceci
      I think the joke was typically British
      Ie ironic

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    4. Now I am wondering if I was being rude or stupid when I thought I was being funny when a man in an originally white boiler suit plastered all over in many colours of paint wipings sat down beside me in a coffee shop and I asked "What do you do for a living?" Hmm...

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    5. Now I LOVE this kind of humour and joke

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    6. John: As long as you were fine with it, it's all good :)
      Maybe it's a cultural thing, as you said to Ceci.

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  10. The answer from you should have been 'yes and proud of it!'

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  11. How rude. If you were wearing a WD tee would she have asked of you were fleeing the Apocalypse. Tho the ''moral'' of this story is that one should not wear graphic t-shirts at all. [tho I know you love them!]. Also---not sure how this relates to your childhood pomposity, if indeed you were, poor little man.

    lizzy

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    1. Lol I find it interesting that people have assumed that she was being rude, I didn’t think so at all

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    2. I agree, John. I think she was being friendly, with a bit of a cheeky sense of humour. Better than ignoring you, anyway! xx

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    3. Personal comments are almost always considered rude nowadays. But then I never understand ''cheeky'' British humor. Also another reason it was rude is that she made you feel uncomfortable and wrong-footed, not polite of her.

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    1. I should have had this on
      https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/959228079/duh-short-sleeve-unisex-t-shirt?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=duh+tshirt&ref=sr_gallery-1-3&col=1

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  13. Traveller7:48 pm

    Love it. Always good to be taken down a peg or three.

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  14. Yes ….a bit of grounding

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  15. My experience is, T-shirts with messages invite comments from others. People wearing T-shirts often enjoy the interaction. Nothing wrong with that.

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  16. I was in a restaurant recently where one of the waitresses was wearing a BRIGHTON T Shirt. I asked her if she'd visited; she said she hadn't even been to England.

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  17. Oh aye! Thanks for the laugh.

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  18. Haha brilliant.

    Alan was wearing one of his 'motto' t-shirts one day when we were walking down Prestatyn high street and a little elderly lady stopped him and said 'Are they?' we were both taken aback at first and then we realised that his t-shirt said ... 'Made in the 1950's' and then in smaller writing 'some parts still in working order'. Alan answered 'Occasionally' and she walked off with a real twinkle in her eye.

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  19. That took me down memory lane. I once had a tee shirt with my name printed in huge letters. I wondered how the hell everyone knew my name... Took me several hours to fathom it out.

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  20. Anonymous6:49 pm

    I would not thought her rude at all…merely a cheerful talkative sort. I am kind of like that myself.

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