....got off to a bad start
Out walking with the dogs and Dorothy in a fit of bulldog enthusiasm jumped up and ripped a long sliver of my jogging pants waist to ankle, with her claws
I had to continue the walk on a somewhat crowded walkway with my left leg and thigh provocatively poking through the gap aka Faye Dunaway in The Towering Inferno.
And yes I had my very. off white underpants on.
I sort of know how this kid felt
Glad someone finally turned the water off !!!!!!
ReplyDeleteVideo coming soon? At least no one was laughing. You could have had your dignity rescued by the long-haired surfer dude.
ReplyDeleteYou might have started a new fashion. Look out for young men with their ripped joggers and off-white undies! xx
ReplyDeleteIndeed, as distressed jeans are still at the cutting edge, your extensively ripped jogging pants must be right on trend.
ReplyDeletebet no one took notice.
ReplyDeleteWhen you are feeling a little care free you could possibly wear your distressed joggers again with no panties x
ReplyDeleteThe villagers got a show, eh?
ReplyDeleteYou'll be the talk of the town now! LOL!
ReplyDeleteOoops
ReplyDeleteAs Roseanne Roseanna's father used to say, "It's always something!" Now to get Dorothy's nails clipped...
ReplyDeleteTa for the morning chuckle. :)
Hugs!
Okay, had to return to correct my mistake. It's Roseanne Roseannadanna's father! Sorry for leaving out that last bit of the last name. My defense is that I'd not yet had any coffee when I made the mistake. Since I noticed, it's been niggling at me.
DeleteHugs!
Roseanne ........an aquired taste
DeleteNot Roseanne, John, it was the adorably funny Gilda Radner who played Roseanne Roseannadanna on SNL.
DeleteThat is hilarious! I love how hard the woman is laughing on the video.
ReplyDeleteSlut x
ReplyDeleteSlagx
DeleteOh, you know you enjoyed it! No pictures? That poor kid. Do you suppose that was his mother doing the video and the cackling.
ReplyDeleteI think it must have been
DeleteLuckily she didn't open your leg wide open as well.
ReplyDeleteJust watch, the leg show joggers, will be the next "new thing".
Mom always said wear clean underwear in case you are in a wreck.
Hey Gemma's person...my mum was a stickler for clean undies for the same reason.
DeleteJo in Auckland
It was a nasty look
DeleteSelf respect should insist on nice underwear! Maybe switch to colored or even heather grey boxer briefs so if more accidents occur you are covered, so to t speak. Throw the icky undies away! No excuses, order on Amazon.
ReplyDeleteMy Saturday has had a bad start too, high winds, no electricity here. Odd how the silence wakes a person up.
I ve thrown the offending ones away this evening x
DeleteWhew, I was worried. Ya never know! What if you met your dream guy and you were wearing icky undies. LOL
DeleteAt least you had underpants on - none would have been worse - I think.
ReplyDeleteThey were my nasty ones pat
DeleteApparently today is Naked Gardening Day. So you did your little bit :D
ReplyDeleteLess of the little
DeleteI hope he wasn't injured.
ReplyDeleteI’m sure he was fine
DeleteOMG it must be me ... it's been a long struggle today...but watching that I laughed and laughed and laughed... I feel sorry for the child involved but that is the belly laugh for my week....Hahahaha... thanks for that respite John.
ReplyDeleteJo in Auckland
It was a bit of silliness
DeleteI bet someone will tell me off for posting it
Who cares.... someone filmed it and posted it...let them get the telling off... I loved it. Again many thanks.
DeleteJo in Auckland
Am I the only one who finds it strange that the kid had underwear under his swimsuit? Or was it that his rear end was white as the driven snow?
ReplyDeleteWhite as an iceberg x
DeleteGood job it was you she assulted and not a passer -by!
ReplyDeleteShe would never walk up to a stranger , she walks to heel
DeleteAll a comedian, or anyone else, has to do to get me laughing is use the word 'underpants'. Never fails.
ReplyDeleteThe little cheat had underpants on underneath.
ReplyDeleteOr am I just well bred
DeleteThat was definitely his mother!! I immediately visualised you walking with a tattered trouser leg, and blood streaming down ... not a pleasant sight! Miss Dorothy needs either a nail clip or some walking on rough ground to wear down those nails. Actually, I'm talking through a hole in my hat - our Goldie gets walked on asphalt and her nails get clipped when she goes to the groomer, so I don't know what would fix Dorothy's nails. I'm glad you weren't injured - other than your sartorial pride!
ReplyDeleteThank u xx
DeleteYou are a trend setter! Just look at all the ripped jeans the kids wear now. The new trend will be ripped jogging pants!
ReplyDeleteFlashing a bit of skin is all the rage. Typically it is ripped jeans and not joggers - maybe joggers will be the next trend. Dorothy is keeping you ahead in the style curve. Did you get any snarky looks from people passing?
ReplyDeleteGood thing you weren't wearing your 'My little Pony' pants!!
ReplyDeleteI thought you had new underpants.
ReplyDeleteI’m still using the old ones until they disintegrate
DeleteDo you think your costume fail provoked anyone to lustful thoughts?
ReplyDeleteHe was A modest lad wearing underwear underneath.
The laughing in the video set my daughter's puppy barking and running around the kitchen which set my dog off barking ! Thanks for the hilarity x
ReplyDeleteI hope you realise that grown men can be arrested for indecent exposure. And don't even try to spin that old yarn that the dog split your trousers.
ReplyDeleteDorothy merely wanted everyone to see your sexy, scantily-clad self.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie