Ever since my phone fell in the loo ( after I had just enjoyed a robust number two) it has not worked, very well.
I bit the bullet and rang Tesco Mobile on Monday and the delightful Leanne organised me a new phone with various bells and whistles on it and a monthly tariff much lower than the one I had been enjoying.
She giggled when I told her to treat me as an idiot during her sales pitch
And did exactly what I asked her.
I have been navigating my new phone today and I must say that
I’d rather be setting the parameters on an ITU ventilator for after four hours, my brain is totally fried and
I’ve had to recover my having a bubble hot bath with my face covered by a wet flannel.
I spoke to Nu today, she’s working on the covid wards now in London
How do you do long days ? She asked
With difficulty I told her
We swapped laughs and reviews on tv programmes
She looked tired.
I do miss her.
I saw Pippa from the Rectory earlier today, she was being dragged down the lane by her long legged Mongrel, Meg.She only just managed a controlled stop in order to chat.
Her husband is probably enjoying the most cerebral covid pastimes she told me after the village gossip was over
“ he’s reading the Bible in Greek “ she said proudly
I opened my mouth but said nothing
How can you follow that !
X
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who reads greek these days besides the greeks? i guess that guy does.
ReplyDeleteSome people like the challenge , I also have a friend who reads Proust in FRENCH
DeleteEasy enough. I just did it. It's only one word...
DeleteThere is nothing like learning new technology to make one feel like a dinosaur. Soon it will feel like second nature again.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if you and Nu can schedule a hopeful post-Covid weekend, say in March or July or something. Even having something that far out to look toward is better than nothing. Though a bubble bath and a warm washcloth certainly are a good remedy for many an emotional ailment in the meantime.
Yes, we will catch up , of that I have no doubt
Deletepoor nu, and all you healthcare workers on the front lines. I don't envy your jobs at all. but you keep us safe and well.
ReplyDeleteNu is usually employed as clinical nurse specialist in Gynaecology.she is helping out on the covid ward
DeleteShe’s making a difference
Gosh, Nu is a hero. You both are. I just cannot conceive of how hard that must be in every sense. xo
ReplyDeleteI’m very proud of her
DeleteBy saying you have always preferred the Aramaic version?
ReplyDeleteHer hubby may enjoy that one more than her
DeleteReading a Greek Bible and figuring out a new phone has similar difficulties. “It is all Greek to me.”
ReplyDeleteBoom boom
DeleteMy son dropped his phone down the loo....I've learnt from him not to take mine in! Arilx
ReplyDeleteI’d rested mine in my underpants around my ankles then forgot it was there when I stood up
DeleteI know
Too much information
I just shake my head and wonder why the hell you would do that! Surely there is a better surface in your bathroom other then in your undies! Ugh!
DeleteNote to self: NEVER ask to borrow John's phone...
DeleteI am worried for Nu-I hope she keeps well.My dogs have a mind of their own and I have to be aware at all times and nip in front and do blocking-Recently I took my concentration off one and whilst chatting he pulled me over backwards x
ReplyDeleteShe’s a tough cookie x
DeleteYou just confirmed my worst fears about getting a mobile phone...
ReplyDeleteI know, I’m addicted
DeleteWant to see grownups cry? just tell them they HAVE to buy a new cell phone! Ask me how I know...
ReplyDeleteGod Bless Nu
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ReplyDeleteIf I ever drop my mobile phone down the loo, regardless of what I am doing or not doing there, having to have a new one will undoubtedly result in a nervous breakdown
ReplyDeleteThank the lord, some who understands lol
DeleteI’ve lost half my contacts
DeleteI did the same, dropped mine down the loo... I was aghast! No contacts left and a new phone,,,enough to give me a nervous breakdown, y kids just said... breathe Mum.
DeleteJo in Auckland
So many people to be impressed by here. You, for grappling with a new phone. Nu for working on the frontline, and Pippa's husband for being able to read anything in Greek! xx
ReplyDeleteWin win win xxx
DeleteWishing you well with the steep learning curve for your new phone. My phone rests on the far side of the dry loo sink so it cannot fall in.
ReplyDeleteAll my best to Nu and the medical workers world wide as they try their best to care for the rest of us.
I echo: "It's all Greek to me."
Hugs!
The second wave they have prepared for but the nurses are tired and many off sick
DeleteMy brother reads the Bible in Greek (he's a vicar)! He'd learnt it in school, then re-learnt it years later before he went to study theology. He can barely boil an egg though!!!
ReplyDeleteI rest my case
DeleteSome folks are cut out for IT problems, the rest of us...well...we swear and weep and sink into bubble baths.
ReplyDeleteMy fingers are far too fat
DeleteLOL. I have explained away many a text using that...
Delete"Ever since my phone fell in the loo, after I had just enjoyed a robust number two".... ah, now there is a possible first line for a Chapter 1 (although I suspect you will find a better one).
ReplyDeleteI have a better one .....Andrew would you allow me to zoom you
DeleteBeing incredibly nosy... did you zoom??
DeleteJo in Auckland
Not yet Jo, but plan to when my work schedule and health issues give me time to attend to all of John's needs :)
DeleteWhen purchasing one of my first cellphones, I asked the salesperson if there was a manual online or anywhere. There wasn't, but she gave me what I found to be good, practical advice: Don't wait till you're trying to get something done with your phone because that's just frustrating. Instead, sit down with it for 10 or 15 minutes in the evenings and play with it. You'll learn a lot that way." And without the frustration. -Kate
ReplyDeleteThanks k
DeleteReading the Bible in Greek? I'm waiting for the movie to come out.
ReplyDeleteYouTube often has good instruction. The complexity of cell phones is far greater than it should be. I see no ease of use standards for the cell phone makers. Lots of love and well wishes for Nu. Working in London on the Covid ward has to be very hard. I'm glad you are there for each other.
ReplyDeleteI totally get the technology thing. When my daughter lived her, I would make her come with me to the phone store or to listen in on a phone call. Tech is not my forte!
ReplyDeleteReading the Bible in Greek!? If I manage to get the laundry done I feel well-accomplished.
ReplyDeleteDamn.
Your unpleasant experience with the phone gives a new meaning to dropped calls.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
Seems like a waste of time to me (reading he bible in Greek) but what do I know?
ReplyDeleteGreek? In the bible? I am gobsmacked. Wait until the televangelists get a hold of this!
ReplyDeleteI presume that your rectory contains a rector; a rare thing these days, they more often are home to a Penelope Ponsonby-Smythe.
ReplyDeleteNo it’s a retired doctor and his wife Pippa lol
DeleteI took Russian in college. My roommate had transferred from religious college where she had learned Greek. We had a dry erase board on the door and would leave messages to each other. Others would make comments. This annoyed us, so we began leaving messages using the Cyrillic/Greek alphabet phonetically. Annoyed the heck out of others on the floor, which delighted us no end.
ReplyDeleteAmanda I love your comment. I just wish I knew what it meant ...hahaha!!!
DeleteJo in Auckland
Thank God for Nu, you and all other frontline workers ..... I ring your praises daily. I know you didn’t write this for praise but I need to say it.
ReplyDeleteI’m about to try and pair AirPods to my iPhone ..... wish me luck 😱 XXXX
I have a friend who reads Proust in French, too. But he's French.
ReplyDeleteSome days I wonder if they are called smart phones, because they are smarter than we are?
ReplyDeleteA new phone is always fun to deal with. Getting back all your old content and figuring out all the new stuff.
ReplyDeleteand you didn't say you always read the Bible in Welsh? Definitely beats Greek ! Can you tell I am trying to learn it...Welsh that is.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you can get young Cameron to come over and help you sort your phone. Or a random 9 year old would do...
ReplyDeleteNu is a hero. As are you, John. We'd be goners with out nurses.
You inspire me.
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