Ever since my phone fell in the loo ( after I had just enjoyed a robust number two) it has not worked, very well.
I bit the bullet and rang Tesco Mobile on Monday and the delightful Leanne organised me a new phone with various bells and whistles on it and a monthly tariff much lower than the one I had been enjoying.
She giggled when I told her to treat me as an idiot during her sales pitch
And did exactly what I asked her.
I have been navigating my new phone today and I must say that
I’d rather be setting the parameters on an ITU ventilator for after four hours, my brain is totally fried and
I’ve had to recover my having a bubble hot bath with my face covered by a wet flannel.
I spoke to Nu today, she’s working on the covid wards now in London
How do you do long days ? She asked
With difficulty I told her
We swapped laughs and reviews on tv programmes
She looked tired.
I do miss her.
I saw Pippa from the Rectory earlier today, she was being dragged down the lane by her long legged Mongrel, Meg.She only just managed a controlled stop in order to chat.
Her husband is probably enjoying the most cerebral covid pastimes she told me after the village gossip was over
“ he’s reading the Bible in Greek “ she said proudly
I opened my mouth but said nothing
How can you follow that !