Today is my single day off this week.
I am on a long day tomorrow, then, thank the lord, I am off work for five long days!
I have organised things to do each day
Trendy Carol ( still in her Autumnal hues) will have the girls tomorrow
Today I’ve done some Christmas shopping and had an extra sleep and a long bath with Hawaiian Midnight.
The Rubber Chicken was a great success yesterday.
In fact it was too successful as Winnie has not been as excited since she overdosed on workmen when the new kitchen went in and was found eating chicken crisps in the passenger seat of their works van
She squeezed the friggin life out of it last night, so much so, that I’ve had to ration it from her gummy onslaughts, so sick I was of it screaming around the cottage.
It’s presently cooling off quietly in the only bulldog safe place in the kitchen
You have a lock on your fridge? Posh Twat. Also a mean twat too for torturing your darling girl who needs to relish in the pleasures of her old age. Give it back to her to slowly kill.
ReplyDeleteToday I had my first walk around a supermarket. Sainsbury's has changed somewhat, although I was still able to sniff out the Ecclefechan tarts. It's going to take time to get used to the kindness of strangers towards their assumed war hero. They may one day even offer to pay for my shopping one day.
Well done mave, you will be back curb crawling very soon
DeleteFive days off, in a row! What heaven!
ReplyDeleteI get four every weekend, and oh how I cherish and guard them, and am pained when something (work) interrupts them.
Enjoy yours! -Kate
I’ve been careful to sort out something nice for each day
DeleteI’m not taking them for granted
Ooo-Hawaiian Midnight!-is that his name John-how exotic and erotic!!x
ReplyDeleteThat’s me
DeleteExcellent hiding place! I will keep that in mind for future reference! lol x
ReplyDeleteThe fridge is always the safest hiding spot, dogs can open ordinary cupboards
DeleteWe could all use a rubber chicken in our lives right now!
ReplyDeleteI think you are soooooo right Debra
DeleteI’ve had a blast playing with it
I’m having a thought of it playing a sort of gnome role as in the one in Amelie
Oh l so want one of those tv chefs to visit your fridge and see what they think they could cook with that stringy bird in the fridge door.
ReplyDeleteVery glad to hear that Winnie is having some fun, life in the old girl yet!
Tess xx
Or even Trendy carol when she arrives tomorrow x
DeleteI still want a squeaky toy.
ReplyDeleteSend me your address and I will forward one on
DeleteYou keep marmite in the fridge!
ReplyDeleteI don't know which had me laughing harder; the rubber chicken in the fridge or the vision of Winnie in the front seat lunching with her new best pals.
ReplyDeleteThat chicken is totally worth the 1.99 £
DeleteI spy with my little eye pepsi and diet coke and ranch dressing and milk and GIN and a grapefruit and jams.
ReplyDeleteYou are like me, I’d go through the other contents
DeleteYou have missed a cooked chicken , broccoli and a half limp lettuce
hey, I listed what I could figure out. your fridge is just like anyone else's...except for the marmite. ew.
DeleteI'm still laughing from that first picture of the chicken in the fridge! Yes, we all need rubber chickens!
ReplyDeleteIn those awful times Bonnie, I think you are so right
DeleteI needed that laugh tonight, thank you. So glad that Winnie has perked up a bit. I wonder how many of us will buy a rubber chicken now?
ReplyDelete£1.99 Lidl ...if anyone needs one let me know , and I will treat you
DeleteLidl? Is that the shop where you go in for a pint of milk and come out with a 2-man tent, a rubber chicken and a trumpet? xx
ReplyDeleteExactly xxx
Deletea lidl opened up about 5 miles from my house; I have yet to set foot inside. it's the first one for my area. we have aldi also.
DeleteWe don't have a Lidl, perhaps it's just as well!
DeleteHow glorious to have 5 days off to anticipate as you work a long shift tomorrow. My dad always said that anticipation made good events, good foods, or being with good friends even better.
ReplyDeleteI can see how the ongoing squeal of that chicken could drive you up a wall, so having it in the fridge was a brilliant solution.
Hugs!
Rubber chicken in the fridge - hilarious. Sounds like Winnie's favorite toy is giving her great joy. It will last a bit longer with intervals in the fridge. You'll have to stock a few back-ups. Winnie can not be denied...
ReplyDeleteLove the chicken in the fridge a smile every time you open the door.
ReplyDeleteI had never thought of putting Marmite in the fridge!
ReplyDeleteI feel your pain! I have just completed a fortnight of very earlies with just one day of each week. I should be on lates next week and then off for four days but have agreed to go in on earlies for two days as we are short staffed, then back to my late shifts. No wonder I am a poor sleeper! Enjoy your five days of freedom!
ReplyDeleteOff not of! I blame extreme exhaustion!
ReplyDeleteI wonder how long it will keep.
ReplyDeleteThat's obviously not a kosher kitchen -- with the chicken rubbing shoulders with the milk.
Good ole Winnie. I'm pleased to say truly life in the old dog yet.
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