Monday, 23 November 2020

Rubber Chicken goes forth

 

Rubber Chicken has survived the weekend
It’s now standing guard over the kitchen wall and will be having a car jaunt out soon to the supermarket
I’m getting rather fond of him

34 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:17 am

    What about one of your little competitions to give him/her (have you checked?) a name. Tess xx

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  2. Not just a certain bulldog that has a thing for squeaky toys.

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  3. I worry about you at times, John!

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  4. It's an ultimate low-maintenance pet!

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  5. A tough chicken, surviving 3 sets teeth!

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  6. haha....you finally found your perfect mate!

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  7. That's nice John.I wonder if the cockerel has spotted him yet?I used to take a green man out with me for the day and on holidays-he liked to partake of a sip or 2 of red wine x

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  8. He looks rather good amongst the pansies but not a thing of beauty is he?

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    1. SpikesBestMate5:17 pm

      Love that comment, Pat. And so good to see you are back with us.

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  9. Rubber Chicken standing in for Flat Stanley? In the states kids make a Flat Stanley and photograph him "visiting" people & places.

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  10. What is the deal with the rubber chicken? Is he going to travel the blogosphere?

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  11. I've grown fond of him, too. Your Rhode Island Red is so much classier than the standard yellow rubber chicken.

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  12. Barbara Anne3:45 pm

    He looks like he's poised to crow but is a charming (?!) silent guest. So far, his luck is holding out, too, thanks to your diligent care.

    Hugs!

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  13. But have you tried clamping chicken in your jaws and making he/she/they/it squeak? That would seal your attachment, and might make Winnie weep, or grin... or attack? News awaited.

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  14. I gave the black pig a good squeeze today

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  15. He has rather peculiar coloring, don't you think?

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  16. It was bought for Winnie. Don't get fond of it. Give it back. Tight twat.

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  17. SpikesBestMate5:18 pm

    Have you been at him with your pot of rouge?

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  18. Will we be treated to the travels and activities of Rubber Chicken? What fun that would be! Does he have a name?

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  19. Is he wearing a bikini? Cross dressing rubber chicken.

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  20. If you mail him to me, I will give him a tour of Naperville, Illinois, USA!

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  21. Fun post John looks like he has a full tummy after spending time in your fridge.

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  22. Almost everybody says "him" and "he" but judging from the lack of necessary attachments I suspect a she, not that I have ever sexed a chicken; but if given a name something conventionally unisex might be more appropriate, or just "chicky" of course, or "rubbery" or... oh, clearly I have too much time on my hands (but neverthless, a name and "they" would be my suggestion, although heavens knows why I am making suggestions about the sex, or gender, or name, or personal pronoun for a lump of squeaky rubber - with apologies to the lump of squeaky rubber, but I've been called worse myself, actually).

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  23. Oh, and a name for your book: "The rubber chicken and other friends - the misadventures of a naughty nurse". (Right, I better do some work now, which is why I opened the laptop half an hour ago...)

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  24. Oh, congrats on your new friend. Perhaps you could stitch together a bit of fabric and make him a little outfit. He looks rather cold to be going out and about. Well... how about a cape? Everyone needs a good cape...

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  25. Rubber chicken could be the new Gray family mascot. Much more than Winnie's favorite toy.

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