That's nice John.I wonder if the cockerel has spotted him yet?I used to take a green man out with me for the day and on holidays-he liked to partake of a sip or 2 of red wine x
But have you tried clamping chicken in your jaws and making he/she/they/it squeak? That would seal your attachment, and might make Winnie weep, or grin... or attack? News awaited.
Almost everybody says "him" and "he" but judging from the lack of necessary attachments I suspect a she, not that I have ever sexed a chicken; but if given a name something conventionally unisex might be more appropriate, or just "chicky" of course, or "rubbery" or... oh, clearly I have too much time on my hands (but neverthless, a name and "they" would be my suggestion, although heavens knows why I am making suggestions about the sex, or gender, or name, or personal pronoun for a lump of squeaky rubber - with apologies to the lump of squeaky rubber, but I've been called worse myself, actually).
Oh, and a name for your book: "The rubber chicken and other friends - the misadventures of a naughty nurse". (Right, I better do some work now, which is why I opened the laptop half an hour ago...)
Oh, congrats on your new friend. Perhaps you could stitch together a bit of fabric and make him a little outfit. He looks rather cold to be going out and about. Well... how about a cape? Everyone needs a good cape...
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What about one of your little competitions to give him/her (have you checked?) a name. Tess xx
ReplyDeleteWhat's not to love?
ReplyDeleteNot just a certain bulldog that has a thing for squeaky toys.
ReplyDeleteI worry about you at times, John!
ReplyDeleteIt's an ultimate low-maintenance pet!
ReplyDeleteA perfect guest.
ReplyDeletenice garden photo!
ReplyDeleteA tough chicken, surviving 3 sets teeth!
ReplyDeletehaha....you finally found your perfect mate!
ReplyDeleteThat's nice John.I wonder if the cockerel has spotted him yet?I used to take a green man out with me for the day and on holidays-he liked to partake of a sip or 2 of red wine x
ReplyDeleteA cheap pet!
ReplyDeleteHe looks rather good amongst the pansies but not a thing of beauty is he?
ReplyDeleteLove that comment, Pat. And so good to see you are back with us.
DeleteRubber Chicken standing in for Flat Stanley? In the states kids make a Flat Stanley and photograph him "visiting" people & places.
ReplyDeleteWhat is the deal with the rubber chicken? Is he going to travel the blogosphere?
ReplyDeleteI've grown fond of him, too. Your Rhode Island Red is so much classier than the standard yellow rubber chicken.
ReplyDeleteHe looks like he's poised to crow but is a charming (?!) silent guest. So far, his luck is holding out, too, thanks to your diligent care.
ReplyDeleteHugs!
But have you tried clamping chicken in your jaws and making he/she/they/it squeak? That would seal your attachment, and might make Winnie weep, or grin... or attack? News awaited.
ReplyDeleteI gave the black pig a good squeeze today
ReplyDeleteHe has rather peculiar coloring, don't you think?
ReplyDeleteIt was bought for Winnie. Don't get fond of it. Give it back. Tight twat.
ReplyDeleteHave you been at him with your pot of rouge?
ReplyDeleteWill we be treated to the travels and activities of Rubber Chicken? What fun that would be! Does he have a name?
ReplyDeleteIs he wearing a bikini? Cross dressing rubber chicken.
ReplyDeleteIf you mail him to me, I will give him a tour of Naperville, Illinois, USA!
ReplyDeleteFun post John looks like he has a full tummy after spending time in your fridge.
ReplyDeleteAlmost everybody says "him" and "he" but judging from the lack of necessary attachments I suspect a she, not that I have ever sexed a chicken; but if given a name something conventionally unisex might be more appropriate, or just "chicky" of course, or "rubbery" or... oh, clearly I have too much time on my hands (but neverthless, a name and "they" would be my suggestion, although heavens knows why I am making suggestions about the sex, or gender, or name, or personal pronoun for a lump of squeaky rubber - with apologies to the lump of squeaky rubber, but I've been called worse myself, actually).
ReplyDeleteOh, and a name for your book: "The rubber chicken and other friends - the misadventures of a naughty nurse". (Right, I better do some work now, which is why I opened the laptop half an hour ago...)
ReplyDeleteOh, congrats on your new friend. Perhaps you could stitch together a bit of fabric and make him a little outfit. He looks rather cold to be going out and about. Well... how about a cape? Everyone needs a good cape...
ReplyDeleteRubber chicken could be the new Gray family mascot. Much more than Winnie's favorite toy.
ReplyDeleteINVITATION FROM THE ILLUMINATI ORGANISATION 666
ReplyDeleteThis is an open invitation to everyone that is interested in becoming part of the world's biggest conglomerate and reach the peak of your career. As we begin this year's recruitment program and our annual feast of harvest is almost at hand, so we decide to introduce you to the "New World Order".
At this point, we're assuring anyone who is ready and faithful to become a member of this great organization, that once he/she becomes a full member of the Illuminati brotherhood then will automatically become rich, powerful and be famous in life and achieve all their heart desires and also receive a monthly salary of $500,000 USD. We are ready to change your life, we can make your dreams come true.
The great Illuminati district offers you a life time opportunity of making your heart desires come true. I believe everyone on this planet "Earth" knows about the ILLUMINATI, but for those that don't know much about this Organization, I'll brief you about it. The Illuminati is a secret society that bless man kind and fulfill his/her dreams of becoming a millionaire, billionaire and also promote their various business. At this moment, I believe you've know more about this organization and there's no reason to be afraid of anything.
I'm not here to mess with you or play games with you because as it stands now there are lot's of people out there who Impersonate us, claiming to be members of the ILLUMINATI. So the Brotherhood then comes to conclusion of Globalizing this organization in order to help those who are actually ready to become part of this Great Family and those that were misleads by Impostors. Now i believe this is your opportunity to join our prestigious Organization and make yourself and your family proud.
If you're interested in joining this Great Organization, then contact our Grand Lodge at Pennslyvania, USA via our official Email: [illuminati666grandlodge@gmail.com]
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Something to aspire to:
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