Saturday, 1 August 2020

Swear Away



Blogger is playing up
I have no idea why, but I suspect it's the new upgraded version
Just for now I've put comment verification on in an effort to stop the spam commentators who have swarmed to fill the comment boxes
I've literally had 1000s

Can followers comment with a one or two word hello to see if things are working
The words can be your favourite swear word 

177 comments:

  1. Fuck the upgrade.

    XOXOX

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  2. Hello John - working? (a swear word to some!).

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  3. Pooh, Bum, Fuck, Tit. Which can be shortened to PBFT if I am around people who are easily offended.

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  4. Anonymous8:58 pm

    Metasequoia glyptostroboides
    Bridget x x

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  5. Beware of anything computer/website related that claims to be "new", "improved" or "upgraded".

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    1. It's getting on my tits today

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    2. As to swearing. On twitter, if someone displeases me, I use the emoji combination of a carrot & a Welsh flag.

      My Nan wanted to teach all the London grandkids Welsh when we were little, as the cousins who grew up in Neath were bilingual, but my mum forbade it, as she suspected she'd teach us to swear.

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  6. Confession - "dumb ass" is my favorite swear word --I’ve been thinking about this for a long time. I used to use the term "idiot" but have since changed to dumb ass. It just says more to me and maybe something about me.... Scary.

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  7. Anonymous9:25 pm

    F-ing Bastard! - Mary

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  8. Oh fiddlesticks and fooey… Goodness, apologies for my outrageous f-word language but a thousand unwanted comments does surely allow me to go completely over the top just this once. There are an awful lot of eejits in this world, to use what I believe to be a fine Scottish word (probably because we have more than our fair share of eejits actually); or at least those who are eejits inflict disproportionate damage on the civilised discourse of the rest of us. This is getting rather long for a test comment, sorry.

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    1. Fooey
      The Chinese villain in THOROUGHLY MODERN MILLIE

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    2. Professor Google informs me that eejit is actually an Irish word. Oh well, us Scots and the Irish are very close (albeit not close enough - I sometimes wish we could join up to for the new land of Caledeire, or Eiredonia), maybe with the Welsh joining in as well (and the Geordies - they're ok, and come to think of it most English people I have met have been very nice, so, oh... just leave things as they are maybe, but banish the eejits from everywhere to an island called Eejitia). Apologies again, beer is making me garrulous...

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    3. The Welsh have few swear words diafol is devil
      Cachau bant Is fuck off
      Coeliwr Is a wanker
      Fwcia Bant Is fuck off

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    4. The word eejit is very common in Northern Ireland. Google says that's because there are close links between NI and western Scotland.

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    5. Ha, does Google mean that we are both a bunch of eejits on either side of the water?

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  9. Arse'ole or Bastard (lovely thankyou) x

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  10. Barbara Anne9:29 pm

    Sorry about the bothers with changes in the blog host. I've read others complaining about this, too.

    My childhood word was "fudge" but since DH and I have been married for nearly 5 decades and we've raised two sons, I've learned a lot more than my parents would have preferred. I try to limit myself to "crap" but have been known to be more colorful in my vocabulary, especially since the sociopath moron in chief has been on the scene.

    Hang in there, John!

    Hugs!

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  11. Anonymous9:30 pm

    " Mums out, Dads out, let's talk rude
    Pee, Poo, Belly, Bum, Draw's ".
    Loved that song as a child, still makes me laugh now!
    Tess xx

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  12. DAMN IT . . . PISSING ME OFF!
    Of late, every post I make, I get one of those and truly it
    PISSES ME OFF . . . Now I have to go back and check my posts to make sure MISTER MISSES ANONYMOUS hadn’t put their SHIT back on my site. Did I say, IT PISSES ME OFF . . . STOP IT!

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  13. Crappity-crap ... if I'm really upset, it's crappity-crap-crap-crap ... and it will be said frequently once the new Blogger is the only one we're allowed!!

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  14. I've also had trouble with the new version of Blogger. I found I wasn't able to reposition photos in my posts, so I reverted to the old version.

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    1. That's only available for a couple of weeks nick ....I'm worried

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    2. Me too...Ah soul ...Blogger...not you of course:)

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  15. On the Thames today's had cunts in punts.

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  16. The Mayor of Bayswater had a dirty daughter and the hair on her dicky dido hung down to her knees. Is that enough lol

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  17. "Villain, I have done thy mother"
    Willy the Shake

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  18. Sarah9:59 pm

    Fucktardery, and jizzweasel. Many thanks to whoever made those two up!

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  19. I don't give a rats ass. I have learned some news ones today that may come in handy in future.

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  20. It's early morning here on the beautiful tiny island of Saipan. Hello John!

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  21. Cunt. (Let me know if you want more).

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  22. My favorite swearword ... Jesus F--king Christ!

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    1. This comes out of my mouth every time the OrangeBlob speaks

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    2. Anonymous12:23 am

      JFC was the first thing I said as I read this post!

      Denis

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  23. twatwaffle is a new one for me I learnt that the other day

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  24. fuck, fucknugget, fuckmonkey, fuck

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  25. 'rargian fawr!!
    No bother using new blogger here. I haven't tried changing my blog layout 6t, but everything else seems to work om

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  26. No swear words, but hope all it resolved!

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  27. Jings crivens help ma boab x

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  28. Dagnabbit, I may have to resort to comment verification too as I've been getting some rather nasty spam.

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  29. Keep em comming, lovely to see my old friends still here x

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  30. To quote the fabulous, late Lady Chablis:

    Two tears in a bucket, motherf*ck it!

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  31. "Crap in a Crapbucket!"(I try hard not to use profanity at work or in mixed company, so I have several "alternate" curse phrases.

    Sassybear
    www.idleeyesandadormy.com

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  33. Shit, fuck, damn

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  34. Wanker ! I love that swear word !

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  35. Well, I try not to swear - and now with two little grandchildren I really HAVE to watch myself - but I confess "Shiiiit" comes out of my mouth more often than it ought.

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  36. Jesus God Fuck and Cunt. For some reason I can not say motherfucker out loud.

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  37. What the fucking bloody hell is going on....at least I feel better

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  38. "Crumbs." From Tintin

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  39. rat's ass. As in I don't give a rat's ass. A funny story with my grand nephew a couple of days ago. "Aunt Sheryl, I square"!lol instead of I swear.

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  40. I don't normally swear, but I will in this case. Bum.

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  41. Fuck. Fuck that. Fuck off. I like those.

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  42. Fucking dumbcunt, I have to admit, leaves my mouth more than once or twice a day.

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  43. Fucking fuck faced mess

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  44. My Ex-husband and I used to say SFPD when we were around the kids ... as if the kids had never said: shit, fuck, piss, damn! LOL

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  45. Hello-no profanity here, just a friendly greeting. Would that more wanted to peacefully communicate. Love your blog John, please don't let the buggers get you down. Karren from Indiana, USA.

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  46. What the fuck is this shit?

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  47. 1000s of spam comments? Yikes!

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  48. Blogger is staffed by ass hats me thinks. I can often be found having a crap-tastic day.

    My dad's fav was dumb ass(only when the F bomb was not appropriate). As I get older I have grown fond of using dumb ass too. Like father like daughter I suppose.

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  49. Jesus Christ on a Cross!

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  50. My grandmother’s neighbours son used to great me with ‘Piss off you fucking shit arsed bugger’.

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    1. I’d like to say the same to COVID !

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  51. Stockings! [shhhhhh]

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  52. What a f...ing twat!

    That's my current go to.

    Jo in Auckland

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  53. When your day is going too well and you don't trust it and then some shitty shit finally goes down---
    Ah, there it is, the fuckening.
    But unrehearsed the same three words always come out, Jesus fucking Christ.. I know.. Imagine the looks on the faces of the nurses and midwives who attended the birth of my bonny wee manchild in that tiny Irish hospital all these yers ago!

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  54. Fuck you, asshole.

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  55. fuckity cunty bollocks

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  56. Ignafucks! Ignorant fucks.

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  57. Mostly just Oh shit! or damn.

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  58. Merde, cazzo !!! Ro xx

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  59. Oh poof ,all the others seem to have been covered .

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  60. Good morning lovely man.

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  61. Gordon Fucking Bennett.

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    1. Ha-ha! Nice one Steve!

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    2. I was just thinking of the USA version of that, but that is he who must not be named.

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  63. Shit is the current favourite

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  64. Inviting your followers to give their favourite swear word? Largest number of comments of any other post. Bollocks.

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  65. Oh, this pst made me LAUGH!!!! I love reading others' favorite swear words! My favorite is FUCK A DUCK! I don't have ANY idea where it came from - but it just pops right out when I am startled, annoyed, or pissed off. It's quite handy in all situations!

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    1. Hugh Grant says it in Notting Hill

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    2. THANK you, Northriding! I had no idea where I'd picked that up! :)

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  66. well, my own favourite swear word is fuck ~ hubby's go-to swearing when the DIY goes wrong (as it usually does ROFL) is bollocking bollocks :D

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  67. Douche canoe - one up on a douchebag

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  68. Cockwomble and pissweasel. (Thank you to my son for updating my sweary vocabulary).

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  69. If I'm speaking English (rare these days) it's "Oh for fuck's sake". Sometimes a muttered "arsehole".

    If I'm speaking Swedish it's "Fan! Fan! Fan!" (pronounced more like "farn") or sometimes "Fy Fan".

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  70. Anonymous12:48 pm

    WANK

    Sally from uk

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  71. Knob head! Toss pot!
    Susan xxx (More tea, vicar?)

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  72. One or two words, hello!

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  73. Just heard a new euphemism for "Shut the fuck up", "Shut the f... ront door." Cute.

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  74. TRUMP...it's the worst word i know.

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  75. I’ll pass on the swearing but wish you well with the new blogger.

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  76. If startled I blurt out shit!

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  77. Fucking Blogger, it's a real tithead.

    I stayed with the old Blogger ... after learning how to use the new format just in case they decided to do away with the old one ... it's so much easier.

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  78. Cowboy guns!! The ultimate swear words according to my son ( age 2!)

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  79. Hi, Stay safe and enjoy your wonderful life.

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  80. SpikesBestMate5:10 pm

    Bugger.

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  81. Has to be FUCK. I've had a couple of issues too with the new blogger, don't know why they had to change it!

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  82. Maskhole. Those that refuse to wear mask.

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  83. Coughdrops! - I'm not much of a swearer.

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  84. The upgrade is poop! I can't get the hang of it these last couple of days.

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  85. Anonymous4:13 pm

    Hello! Blankety blank ****
    Love you, Eileen in Dover xx

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  86. By Monday there were 172 notes.

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  87. Keep your powder dry!

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  88. "Christ on a bike" or "what the actual fuck...?" are the most commonly uttered by me

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