I told a story today.
I told a story like my mother told her stories
I told a story which amused me
I think I remembered it right
Back in the late 1980s my eldest sister and her husband went to see a movie
They weren't big film goers.
Middle class and well spoken they sat through Bruce Willis Die Hard
An interesting choice given its language and violence.
In those days the ice cream lady still came around with her tubs
And my sister turned to my brother in law and in her well spoken brogue said loudly
" Do you want a fucking ice cream motherfucker or don't you?"
your sister ann said THAT?
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DeleteThat is just laugh out loud funny! Yes ... I did LOL! Thanks for sharing!
ReplyDeleteI take it that she didn't like the movie.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha well, she was getting into the spirit of things, wasn't she!
ReplyDeletehumor runs in the family!
ReplyDeleteSurprising and funny.
ReplyDeleteIce cream ladies doesn't walk the aisles any more? What is the world coming to!
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha 😂🤣😂🤣😂 ..... I love your sister. XXXX
ReplyDeleteThat's priceless as we say here in Oz.I think I'd like your sister a lot.
ReplyDeleteHow surprised were the surrounding viewers?! I remember that movie.
ReplyDeleteHugs!
I'd be laughing so hard I peed my pants!
ReplyDeleteWas he surprised I wonder?
ReplyDeleteThey've been married 50 years
DeleteLOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteHilarious!
ReplyDeleteThat is fucking great!
ReplyDeleteLove that! It's a great movie.
ReplyDeleteWhy on earth did Bruce's willy die hard?
ReplyDeleteMade me laugh ! Great story.
ReplyDeleteparsnip
That sounds like a cartoon I once saw about Gordon Ramsay's children!
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Great story... I can imagine the gasps of surprise hehehe!
ReplyDeleteJo in Auckland
I'm assuming that your sis was fully aware of what she was saying (but of course!) and she only did it in order to provoke - in which she succeeded in doing.
ReplyDeleteIncidentally, I was once told in the open-plan office where I worked (this was 50 years ago) that when I swore it didn't sound like swearing. I think it was because my intonation was (is?) too poised and I've never accurately been able to vocalise the necessary crude nuance it requires to make the relevant 'naughty' words land effectively into other people's ears.
I once dropped a box onto my foot in an open-plan office and said "Ouch!". My colleagues just stared at me, then one said "Blimey, you really don't swear, do you?"
DeleteYour sister clearly has the same sense of humour as yourself! I'm still chuckling. 😀
ReplyDeleteI wasn't expecting that ! Hilarious !
ReplyDeleteGreat story
ReplyDeleteMade me laugh!
ReplyDeleteLX
Reminds me of a story of friends who also have been married a long time.
ReplyDeleteThe husband walked in with a small placard with the words ‘Do you want a coffee?’. His wife I ought to say was becoming increasingly deaf. Her reply ‘Fuck Off!’ to which he turned the sign and on the back it had... ‘And you to!’
LX
She got deeply involved then...
ReplyDeleteI remember well the fucking ice cream lady with her motherfuckin tubs. The prices were usually outrageously inflated.
ReplyDeleteYes, that would definitely be a sister of yours.
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteTotal immersion.
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Die Hard is a great movie! A classic that made Bruce Willis.
ReplyDeleteFucking hilarious. Great story!
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