If Your Sex Life Was A Movie?


I mentioned that I had trouble getting dog food the other day
And today I had six separate deliveries of dog food, some left by the back door, and some delivered by hand.
I was very humbled .

Today I think we will play the online game of

If your sex life was a movie, which movie would it be ?

You can be as creative as you can. And I know we've played it before but
There will be a prize for the best entry

My entry?

Hummmm how about this?


159 comments:

  1. Sorry, I don't understand. What is a sex life????

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  2. Gone With the Wind

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  3. Sadly, Sleeping with the Enemy

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  4. I almost fell off my chair because Meg's "Gone With The Wind" was the first movie that came to my mind. Wow!!! Okay, I'll settle for "The Wizard of Oz." I've not been following you long enough, John, to have seen your brilliant idea before. Wonderful about the dog food surprises. Have a good weekend. Hugs.

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  5. 'A Boy and his Dog' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvJYEyh8oNE

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  6. Mine used to be Fifty Shades, it's now Brief Encounter

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  7. 'The Invisible Man' - well, sometimes (often?) you never see his face or hear him talk, do you? ;-)

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    1. Lol
      It's never too late raymondo

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    2. Maybe, but it's getting mighty close. :-)

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    1. In the original film there isn't any sex. Plus me and himself feel more like dinosaurs than spring lambs x

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  9. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0298482

    nothing.

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    1. I tried that too, but gave it up as fruitless, and then went through my own 'register'. Didn't have to go back very far, just 3 weeks in fact.

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  10. My life for the last sixteen years could be a TV series in the same vain as "Californication".

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  11. Auntie Mame.

    Never a dull moment.

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  12. "Great Expectations".
    *smiling*
    ~Jo

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  13. All Quiet On The Western Front.

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  14. Barbara Anne4:38 pm

    "loveactually" :)

    Hugs!

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  15. It's a cross between Little Shop of Horrors and Die Hard.

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  16. ‘ Deep Impact ‘ or if alcohol has been consumed ‘ Gone in 60 Seconds. XXXX

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  17. I'd like to say "Faster Pussycat Kill! Kill!" or "Mondo Topless". Currently it could be described as "Crumb" or "La Grande Illusion"...

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    1. You've painted ne a picture I cannot erase

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  18. Anonymous5:14 pm

    Lost in paradise

    -Mary

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  19. I googled to check if there was a movie titled Self Service, and there is. So that's mine ;)

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  20. Margaret B5:37 pm

    If I think back to my younger days, I'd have to go for Snakes on a Plane.

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  21. Have you ever seen Andy Warhol's 'Empire State'?

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    1. No, but something is telling me to watch it through laced fingers

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    2. You will watch it through closed eyes. A camera is set up on a neighbouring skyscraper pointing at the Empire State building and is left on for about 8 hours. It gets dark, then it gets light again. 3/4 of the way through it gets really exciting - the lights go on in the building. I booked it for my college film club, and everyone had walked out after about 2 hours. By the time it ended, there was just me and the projectionist left. He (and myself) are the only people I know who have sat through it from beginning to end. Even Warhol never saw it in its entirety.

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    3. Oh, and every now and then it jumps when some poor sod from The Factory changes the spool.

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    4. I take it you are a tiger in bed

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    5. I snore like a tiger.

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  22. Moon (A Duncan Jones film)

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  23. Trains, Planes, and Automobiles

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  24. Not so much My Left Foot, more my right hip & knee.

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    1. These answers have me giggling and I can't tell you how. Good that feels!
      ❤️

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  25. The title of the film is immaterial - everybody would have gone to sleep after the first five minutes.

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  26. Like Sue, All Quiet on the Western Front.

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  27. The young me,many moons ago-"Dirty Dancing"comes to mind and I loved it x

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    1. These days-it would be"One flew over the cuckoo's nest"on his flight path-me being the cuckoo x

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  28. Lost in Translation

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    1. I may need an explaination on this one Kelly xx

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  29. Gone with the Wind.

    LX

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  30. Mission Impossible

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  31. Try again. "Free Willy".

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    1. I'm not robust enough for free willy

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  32. I wouldn't have a starring role in the film-but"Some like it Hot"x

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  33. Anonymous9:31 pm

    Clueless

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    1. Anonymous9:38 pm

      Or: As Good as it Gets

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  34. "8 Seconds"...or "Marathon Man"

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  35. Anonymous10:25 pm

    Great Expectations

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  36. When I was 18, it was "Knocked Up."

    Now, at 72, it's "Cats."

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  37. Blast from the Past

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  38. An Affair To Remember

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  39. Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close!

    Hi! Savannah sent me - and i'm glad she did! :-)

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    1. I may need a hand with this one

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    2. Very long and complicated storyline, that does not always end well.

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  41. Anonymous12:22 am

    you boomers are shutting down the entire economy because you're afraid of a flu. Seriously, can you boomers kill yourselves? You are the most selfish generation to ever exist. You don't give a shit about climate change, why should we young people give a shit if you get sick and die of some virus? I HOPE the virus gets much stronger and kills you all.

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    1. Anonymous12:50 am

      What a joke ... grow up!

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  42. Anonymous12:37 am

    Wuthering Heights

    Annie V

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  43. Well, it ain't Shortbus, lemme tell ya!

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  44. Breakfast at Tiffanys

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  45. A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum.

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  46. There will be blood

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  47. Socially Isolated The Movie , sadly i live off fond memories

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    1. There must be a movie called memories

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  48. Anonymous9:23 am

    Where the boys are

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  49. The Ten Commandments......what can I say?!

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  50. "Love me Tender"...or "The Fast and The Furious"....?

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  51. Love, Life and Laughter

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  52. Gone with the wind.

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  53. A Streetcar Named Desire. Afraid I've mostly depended on the kindness of strangers.

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  54. My son suggests I should have put 'Last Tango in Paris' - I wish¬!

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  55. I'm afraid these days it's 'Much Ado About Nothing'
    Paul

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  56. A Thousand Clowns

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  57. Anonymous2:07 am

    Caligula.

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  58. Too Hot To Handle, now its The Way We Were :)

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  59. JacquieB10:11 am

    Home Alone

    Toy Story

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