Surprise Cock


After nights I found a cornflakes box just inside the front gate
In it was a tall and VERY angry red and black adult cockerel
He has one in sours and knows how to use them.
It took me three attempts with a pair of baby blue oven gloves to get him out of the box and into the shed.
There I have left him with a bowl of porridge oats and Albert's water dish.
It's been two years at least since someone has dumped their unwanted fowl on me.
I just can't be arsed this morning as I am tired so...I'm going to soddin bed




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  2. I know I was disappointed too and I wrote it

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  3. They sell Cock soup in Tesco.. Offer it to them

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  4. Was it a Kelloggs Corn Flakes box with the colourful image of a cockerel on it? At least the contents would then match the box, but... seriously, what some people do approaches being unbelievable. Very strange.

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    1. Barbara Anne9:03 pm

      Had to chuckle at this observation. Rooster on the box and in the box. :)

      Hope you're sleeping well.

      Hugs!

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  5. Gillian10:24 am

    how odd! well at least you have a shed to house the cock!

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  6. Cock-a-leekie on the menu tonight?

    LX

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  7. Dealing with angry cocks can be challenging. Putting such a cock in a dark place will usually calm it down.

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  8. Let's hope you won't be kept awake by this unwelcome cock. When you want nothing other than just to sleep their insistent presence can be most annoying (as I well recall!).

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  9. There's being known as a softie, and there's being taken advantage of.

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  10. I'd be angry too if I was stuffed in a box and dropped over the front gate. Rest well, he probably needs a good rest.

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  11. What a shitty thing to do. I would be a very angry cockerel, too.

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  12. You'll be the talk of the steamie again if its a noisy cockerel! Who does that kind of thing anyway!?

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  13. That's a rather rotten thing to do - dumping an unwanted chicken on your doorstep. Although, I have to say, one of my happiest days was when someone came and took away my two nasty-ass roosters! They were not, for what it's worth, put into cereal boxes to be carted away. -Jenn

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  14. Chicken and dumplings on the menu?

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  15. Nobody leaves cocks at my door, natch.
    And that's a very unusual gift. In a cereal box? I need to know the background story. I'm sure there's one.

    XOXO

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  16. Cock crowing has just been legally declared a natural sound here in France, so no more 'townies' can complain about noise when on holiday. Thank goodness.

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  17. Can you take the bird to the nearest pasture and turn it loose? It can have all the bugs and whatever else it can locate there and live a happy life in the wild!

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    1. Anonymous10:25 pm

      It would be a short life until the fox got it.

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    2. Short but happy life before the feathers flew! LOL

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  18. I would love a hen left at my door. A rooster would be unwelcome.

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  19. I know you - you will wake up after a good sleep - bond immediately, give him a name and that will be that.

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  20. Haven’t you been missing a cock? Be careful what you wish for...at least be more specific!

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  21. Barbara Anne4:32 pm

    Yes, weavinfool has it in one. Be specific in what you ask for. Long ago and somewhat far away, the church youth group was to go on a winter retreat. The problem was there wasn't any snow. Being a church youth group, we individually prayed for snow. I'm sure there are many living in the Chicago area who still remember the 27" of snow that fell January 22, 1967. That was us. We were snowed in so the retreat was canceled. True.

    Hope you and your new rooster have a happy relationship for as long as it lasts.

    Hugs!

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  22. It's very shocking that it was in the dark John,but perhaps the person didn't realise you would be home late.Would it be the Farmer?-Someone with an odd sense of humour perhaps-but I hope he will fit in nicely x

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    1. Most generous scenario - someone found it wandering and thought it was one of yours?

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  23. i wouldn't mind a surprise cock every now and then.

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    1. Hehehe! Best comment!!!

      Jo in Auckland

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  24. could you let him roam free to join the bachelor roosters that roam the neighborhood?

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  25. time for some CCTV and a little sign saying do not abandon animals here! Smile you are being filmed! Bloody shits!

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  26. Seems pretty cruel on all fronts - to the rooster to be confined in such a small box for who knows how long, and to you who wasn't consulted about it. Some people are poor excuses for human beings.

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  27. Anonymous2:55 am

    I'll add my vote of it being a cruel and heartless thing to do.

    Maybe there Coq au Vin in your future.... This dish is simple to prepare and very economical. In years past, the farmer would make this meal with an old unproductive rooster, but anyone will do....

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  28. What a strange story hope who ever left him had a logical reason for doing so.

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  29. Hebelove9:11 am

    Gosh John, how can anyone be so irresponsible and cruel! Have you decided what to do with him? x

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  30. I'd have had him off you, but at the moment we already have two cockerels and only five hens. As the youngest cockerel is son of the main man, peace is currently reigning, so I can't risk bringing in another, especially with so few girls, one of which is on her last legs :-(

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  31. I wonder if you could pin a note onto your Church noticeboard saying -free handsome cockerel to good home,if you can't keep him x

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  32. Yes, handing him over via the Church sounds like a good idea. Good luck!

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  33. Someone dumped a rooster on you? That's crazy!

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