I ate my last Fortum & Mason's scotch egg this evening when I got home from work
I ate it very slowly as I read the news on the loo
There is only one thing better than a posh scotch egg
I ate it very slowly as I read the news on the loo
There is only one thing better than a posh scotch egg
And that is
Chris Pratt's Sideburns
You'll have the elf and safety warriors on your tail eating in the loo!! lol The throne is probably the best place to eat anything from Fortnum and Mason though. I cannot say Chris Pratt without saying it as Chris Sprat! His parents clearly didn't think through his name when shortened!! x
ReplyDeleteBetter to be a Spratt than a Pratt.
DeleteThe Pratt is quite lovely
DeleteDid you take a tray with you?
ReplyDeleteNo. Just the egg and my ipad
DeleteDo NOT eat on the loooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! Chris Pratt is cute, though. Let's ditch old Russell Crowe!!
ReplyDeleteI WAS HUNGRY!!!!
DeleteGet your barber to replicate them next time you go.
ReplyDeleteThe rest of the body can't follow suit
DeleteOh, rather nice. I think I'll look for more photos of him.
ReplyDeletePleasing Andrew
DeleteOk, very flattering photo. I won't fight you for him.
DeleteYou'd lose the fight
Deletethe reverse of that would be chris pratt seeing you eating a scotch egg on the loo. not a pretty sight.
ReplyDeleteOh I don't know.............
DeleteYou took food with you to the loo??????
ReplyDeleteI know , I'm an animal
DeleteI don't even like to READ about food in the bathroom.
ReplyDeleteLive a little xx
DeleteI have never tried to eat sideburns but I am prepared to bow to your superior knowledge. However, have you heard of the new hopscotch egg? As soon as you eat it you start jumping about.
ReplyDeleteOINK
ReplyDeletechris pratt, as lovely as he may be to look at, is an arsehole in real life. as phony as a 12 pound note.
ReplyDeleteI'd rather see a pix of your handsome face. or one of the doggie girls.
it was SO good to speak with you on xmess day; love hearing your voice across the miles.
I don't recall ever eating on the loo - but I am a bit naughty and now sometimes will eat out of a saucepan.I don't like human poo but doggy poo fine.Today my cheeky ones ate various poo-rabbit,then horse,then lovely Lily shockingly found a person's poo behind a tree! x
ReplyDeleteA very poo orientated comment. How did you know it was a person's poo?
DeleteI am quite inquisitive so solved the riddle easily.As my dogs and myself were winding along the woodland track I found a lone green velour ladies glove on the ground,quite dry-I picked it up and hung it on a silver birch branch-further along my lovely lily and the rommie raced off and showed me the said deposit,tucked against a silver birch- and there was a matching green velour glove!! x
DeleteThere are some mighty good looking Chris men in the movie industry: Chris Pratt, Chris Evans (Capt. America) and Chris Pine (Star Trek).
ReplyDeleteEye roll here. TMI
ReplyDeleteIs eating while on the loo the only way you get to eat undisturbed by Albert, Winnie, Mary, and/or Dorothy? Certainly the closed door would prevent you from seeing their accusatory facial expressions as you fail to share any of the Scotch egg and your resulting feelings of guilt.
ReplyDeleteIt's good to appreciate the scenery as you go through life - and Chris Pratt is some lovely scenery.
Hugs!
And he has pretty blue eyes.
ReplyDeleteI do miss late 90s/early 00s facial topiary on men. Those elaborate goatees, spiky sideburns etc. It was amazing. Far better than today's full bearded look. To me. I know there's a thing about Bears and I love them, but I think other lesser men should spend more time on their grooming! ;-)
ReplyDeleteYOU my love are practically perfect in every way!
DeleteYou could cut out the middle man, and flush the scotch egg down the pan ;o)
ReplyDeleteThen you should be able to sense what is a joke yourself! Read my comment again with a sense of humour!
DeleteGood grief get a grip woman! These are comments on a blog not a life's history! If you're so easily offended you're definitely reading the wrong blog.
Good grief Anonymous, is there something wrong with your brain? Serious question.
DeleteNow now
DeleteI've missed this spat and I don't want a repeat please play nice or more comments will be deleted
I am not aware of Mr. Pratt nor of his sideburns. With all due respects to the fellow I can think of many things more preferable. :-)
ReplyDeleteI love that you eat and read on the toilet. You are a true multi tasker. I just read on the toilet but I suppose eating while sitting on the toilet cuts out the middle man:)
ReplyDeleteAnd Chris Pratt. I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers. Just saying.
There was more than one article about the loo (“I read the news on the loo)?
ReplyDeleteEven as a kid I didn’t eat in the toilet room, but I thought nothing of eating in the barn while grooming my horse. I now have a wonderful immune system.
I think I'd rather have the Scotch egg. Nice eyes though.
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