He did, and it hurt.
But he was very sweet and very gay about my injury
So much so, I thought he may of even kissed it better.
He didn't.
I am in need of a silly night out.
The election has proved just how odd the world is
The ward Christmas meal is next week as is our Choir night out and pub concert but some of me wants a daft Xmas night out
I texted my old friend Bunty- the- lesbian this afternoon..apparantly she's single again
My text simply read " Gay Christmas nite out?😛🌈🍆????
She left a voice massage on my phone when I was at work limping after my bunion injury
The message shouted simply
" Graybags!!!!!!!IT's BUNTY ......AND its about fucking time! "
Enjoy!
ReplyDeletehave a gay old time with bunty!
ReplyDeleteIt's been too long
DeleteGraybags???? Love it!
ReplyDeleteShe's always referred to me as Graybags
DeleteHave a good night out...enjoy yourselves and forget the politics x
ReplyDeleteSome people have ALL the fun!! Enjoy.
ReplyDeleteSorry about your poor damaged bunion and hope it feels lots better soon. Will ice and elevation help it tonight?
ReplyDeleteGraybags? What color is your luggage?
Sounds like you and Bunty have a plan!
Hugs!
Daft is just what's needed sometimes! We'll need photos, of course.
ReplyDeleteI just knew this was the place to visit that wouldn't be a complaining moan about the election results. Thank goodness for your refreshing and 'normal' blog!
ReplyDeleteSounds as if you are in for a good night out then.
ReplyDeleteYou have a lovely group of friends John-and your poor toe-perhaps if he had of sucked it,it may have helped x
ReplyDeleteSteady girl lol
DeleteCorpses can be surprisingly heavy. I know from past experience. They never lift a finger to help.
ReplyDeleteGo do things I won't do, and enjoy them.
ReplyDeleteOuch...my bunion just went out in sympathy with yours! Graybags...now that's a handle! Enjoy your silly time with Bunty.. it's not like you don't deserve it.
ReplyDeleteJo in Auckland
God ... that's gonna be a GOOD night out 🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteI love her already!! Her name is Bunty and she's loud.❤❤❤
ReplyDeleteawwwww Bunty ! I have missed reading about her !
ReplyDeleteparsnip
Bunty will fix what ails ya.
ReplyDeleteIt's good to hear about Bunty again! Go and have fun!!!
ReplyDeleteDo you boomers realize how universally hated you are? There is not one single demographic that does not hate you- white people, black people, asians, mexicans, indians, chinese, millennials, GenX, GenZ. Something tells me that you boomers are not going to have a very comfortable or easy retirement, especially once you end up in the retirement homes.
ReplyDeleteCan you baby boomers hurry up and fucking drop dead? Enjoy your retirement homes cause we younger people will not take care of you even if we wanted to, due to the shitty economy you boomers created. Do you boomers realize that the younger generation is simply waiting for you to fucking drop dead?
You are all going to end up in retirement homes and we all know that the elderly gets treated pretty badly in retirement homes. Well, that's what you get for ruining your own children's lives. Even if your children WANTED to take care of you, they couldn't, due to you boomers destroying the economy. So I hope you enjoy the retirement homes, boomer scum!
Bunty the party has not begun yet!!!
DeleteDon't worry Anonymous, Boris to the rescue!
DeleteWow... someone has their knickers in a twist... chill babe.. you will get yours in our will ;)
DeleteJo in Auckland
LOL :)
ReplyDeleteI DO LIKE the sound of Bunty.
ReplyDeleteOhhh, I remember her from previous posts!! Tell us all about it later! -Jenn
ReplyDeleteGood on you go and have a gay old time John.
ReplyDeleteOUCH!
ReplyDeleteYour post heading sounds like the title of a song.
ReplyDeleteHave a great time. Hope the bunion isn't too painful.
ReplyDeleteI hope you and Bunty have a fab night out, can't wait to hear about it ! X
ReplyDeleteYour hi viz jacket did not work then?
ReplyDeleteYou can't beat a good phone massage. I usually apply lotion first.
ReplyDeleteI think there's a joke or pun to be made here regarding Bunty and bunions, but I'll be darned if I can figure out what it might be.
ReplyDeleteoh, the old undertaker and the bunion... I hate when that happens.
ReplyDeleteHope you and Bunty really let your hair down together. Have fun.
ReplyDeleteIf that's a picture of Bunty, YUM! She's adorable! Send her over my way after your gay night out... I could use one too!
ReplyDeleteHope your toe is feeling better!
Bunty,what a brilliant name. (Nick Lincolnshire )
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