Tuesday nights are Choir and badminton nights
Exercise the vocal chords
Then get the legs and lungs moving
And exercise the vocal chords a little more as Gorgeous Dave and I play alone in a local gymnasium where I can swear to my heart's content in between games!
I love swearing when I lose a game
I'm very good at it too!
" piss flaps!" is my latest curse of note
It can be shouted with some gusto, especially when I am trailing in points
Georgous Dave is 31, so I'm always trailing in points!
G dave!!!-an official photo
Who else is a swearer ?
Buck and Fugger - just gleaned from The Offing (Benjamin Myers) which I read last week
ReplyDeleteAn ex- colleague always said 'bum,bugger, arse, piss, shit, fuck' it always made me chuckle.
ReplyDeleteCunt.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't expect anything else
DeleteI might surprise you. I have plenty of others.
DeleteAnyway, I was just changing the subject.
DeleteI never let an impure word cross my lips.
ReplyDeleteBoth my daughters are potty-mouths.
ReplyDeleteYep gob like a sewer
ReplyDeleteAttata gal
DeleteOnly quietly John.Ba fangul x
ReplyDeleteOne New Year's my resolution was to use the term "cocksucker" more frequently. I love to swear with all of my fucking heart.
ReplyDeleteThat's my gal
DeleteRepressed and suppressed
ReplyDeleteDavid ... purse your lips and s w e a r
DeleteMo-Fo!
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ReplyDeleteI find it takes my blood pressure down but I try not to do it in public. Twitter is lovely for this because I don't use my real name.
ReplyDeleteFUCK ME NOW GORGEOUS DAVE!
ReplyDeleteAnswer your question grubby country girl?
PS You might win a game if you took some bromide and ceased to slip on the precum from your cock that's dripping like a leaky tap.
You really are a filthy sad pervert!
Delete"Piss flaps"? Really? I don't swear. My mother cursed like a sailor. My father, the former sailor, rarely if ever swore. I take after him.
ReplyDeleteI swear a lot. And it shocks me even though I've been a prolific cusser for 25+ years. I especially like the fword and tend to do most of my swearing at work and while driving.
ReplyDeleteI like piss flaps. May take itup.
ReplyDeleteI am. I like saying FUCK a lot. I swear like a sailor, even if I don’t look like it.
ReplyDeleteDave is quite the dish, isn’t he?
XoXo
My current favorite swear, usually done under my breath, "Oh, for fuck's sake".
ReplyDeleteI thought that was Marco!
DeleteI was educated in a system where swearing was de rigueur. Certain words were forbidden, but otherwise it was all part of our vocabulary. I still use 'bloody' about 2000 times a day.
ReplyDeleteHaha, I swear a lot, sometimes at work, at a bible college. My mother and sister are appalled 😂😂
ReplyDeleteMy sister, a nurse never swears but one Xmas she consumed some of my husband bottle of alcohol (that she gave him!) and then called her husband a boring old fart cos he suggested she had had enough, 3 glasses. She has never been allowed to forget it. Su
ReplyDeleteSwear like a trooper, but I'm having to restrain myself as best friend's son is now 3 and repeating everything he hears. The other day I refused to do something and he said 'Bollocks' very clearly. Now we keep saying 'BOTHERATION!' very emphatically in the hope that he will think it's a rude word.
ReplyDeleteIf you could persuade G.Dave to grow some whiskers I'm sure he'd look even more 'G' than he already does.
ReplyDeleteMy parents never swore and neither do I, but the odd mild swear word does get out if I'm angry.
ReplyDeleteThe only swear word I use regularly is fuck. Unless words like arsehole and snotface count as swear words. When does an insult become a swear word, I wonder?
ReplyDeleteWho else is a swearer ? ...The Archbishop of Canterbury? Huw Edwards? Daniel O'Donnell?
ReplyDeleteNothing beats a good dose of British 'Bollocks'.
ReplyDeleteI never fucking swear... or at last not as creatively as you. Piss flaps?
ReplyDeletePiss flaps is great, love it. I like a creative swear. Beef curtains and douche canoe are phrases I rather relish along with the ironic "Well, fuck me with a breadknife, baby" and "fucking divot" for morons. I swear most when unexpectedly hurt (and often burst into tears too). The dog standing on my foot or a stubbed toe will cause me to turn the air blue.
ReplyDeleteI could make a sailor blush with my creative swearing. A great stress reliever. Just have to watch myself around the grandchildren.
ReplyDeleteI swear as punctuation x
ReplyDeleteI have to be very careful....and take a deep breath
ReplyDeleteI love to swear. At work I have trained myself to say sugar instead of swear so most of my patients must think I'm a nice old grandma.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite word is fuck. It's so versatile.
Have a great fucking day John! See:)
I spent my working life teaching, and couldn't swear even if I closed a desk drawer on my thumb. (Yes, I'm that accident prone.) Now that I'm retired, I'm making up for it.
ReplyDeleteSwearing due to shock, surprise, frustration in relation to oneself I can understand. Swearing as name calling I find distasteful.
ReplyDeleteSwearing is a great release for the soul! I like watching people's reactions when I slip out a fuck or two.
ReplyDeleteMost people prefer to do that thing in private!
DeleteYes I fucking swear - a lot. It's what ex-librarians do, though it does seem to shock people. Love the new words my son has taught me. I think I like "wankpuffin" the best
ReplyDeleteOh yes, I can f and blind with the best of them, my husband does not approve I might add!
ReplyDeleteSwearing burns the plaque off the backs of your teeth. It's just good dentition.
ReplyDeleteI am a Parish Admin and I can swear to make the Angels blush. My favorite tho, is copied from a friend. Ignafuck! Ignorant Fucker.
ReplyDeleteOh I swear, regularly. I try to reign it in ... but sometimes only a swear word gets across the full meaning of how you feel.
ReplyDeleteFucking good post this one 😉
There are MANY studies out there (they can be Googled) that show that swearing is good for you; people who swear are smarter than those who don't, swearing helps dull pain, and it actually increases athletic performance, as well as just makes us feel better :)
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