One Crazy Bitch

It's official
I AM A SLUT 

Now  I am referring to the archaic meaning of the word which, as memory serves, defines slut as being an unkempt slovenly woman and not a tart whose knees are behind her ears!

I've had a lie in!
Ok I got up at 7am and walked the dogs, but shortly after we all crept back into bed for a smelly  PJ lie in!
A lie in! I have not had a proper , teenage , fuck-the -word lie in till 11 am since Noah was a boy!
I got up at 11am and made eggs on toast
Then WENT BACK TO BED AGAIN!!!!
I'm one crazy bitch !!

The dogs don't know quite what to make of this behaviour and are watching me carefully through narrowed eyes.....
I have one more hour to go before I go in to work for a half day late shift!
And so I'm going to drink a bucket of coffee in bed and watch YouTube videos of Chris Pratt with his top off!

Guilt pleasures anyone?

63 comments:

  1. Enjoy every fluffy moment of it!

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  2. Enjoy your lie in! Murphy jumped in bed with me the other night as it is finally getting cooler here, and it was great!

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    1. Last night I had all three
      Including Winnie who is the size of Shelley winters

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    2. I hope she snores, that finishes the picture.

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  3. Sounds as if your body was telling you that you needed a long rest. Good for you for heeding the message!

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  4. Your body tells you when you need sleep....no matter how much.

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  5. Hope you enjoyed your lie in, i did the same myself (without walk or the dogs lol) this morning, im also on a late shift tonight. Hope.your shift goes well. X

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  6. Anonymous12:40 pm

    Chris Pratt top off. Excuse me, I am now busy.

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    1. Anonymous12:43 pm

      Ok, not my type. He is so big and muscly, he would crush you.

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  7. I sometimes sneak back into bed after my shower, to let my hair dry and so the cat can climb on my lap and have a cuddle. I am on lates too this weekend, so a little sleep in until 10am is nice.

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  8. Yay you, excellent idea. Hope your shift goes well. Great choice.

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  9. I can lie in the bath for over 2 hours and have a nap and a read of my book (which often ends up a bit fluffy having fallen in the bath when I doze off!) I never take a library book into the bath! Needless to say I tend to shower more than bath or I'd never get anything done! Sometimes you just have to do what you want to do! Have a good half day at work. x

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  10. I call hubs and I a pair of sluts as the dust grows deeper. The only time we notice is when visitors are due and we have a mad, bad fly round with the feather duster.

    LX

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  11. Well done you, a little bit of decadence now and again is quite uplifting. Your job is a very hard one both physically and mentally so good on you boy!!! Enjoy..... xxx Ro

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  12. I'm glad you rested. Twelve hour shifts are gruesome. I didn't like them when I was a young woman and now I can't even imagine. I'm usually done in after six hours and then coast for the last couple of hours. Nursing is tiring work.

    My guilty pleasures, sitting and watching reno shows while I knit. What a granny!

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  13. I slept in til 8:30a this morning. a rare luxury. the cats patiently waited for their breakfast. now I gotta get some errands/house chores done.

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  14. Can a person be both definitions of the word slut, because.....never mind.

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  15. Viggo looking dirty and needing some TLC.

    Mark Darcy in his Christmas jumper.

    Just about any scene from A Walk on the Moon.

    All that but I don't feel a bit guilty. A little hot under the collar maybe, but not guilty.

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  16. Ooh, that sounds so nice. I've had plenty of lie-ins but only because something was wrong (eye, hip... whatever). I would love to have a coffee in bed, classic film, lie-in. With a cat on either side of me.

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    1. Me too...I may do that tomorrow with THE big Sleep

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  17. I got my flu shot on Thursday and felt the after effects all night (aches, hot/cold, generally feeling crappy) so I didn't sleep well. Overnight our temps. here in Texas went from 82 at midnight down to 41 in the morning. I knew that was coming so I got everything done I needed to do after my flu shot but before it kicked in. Gave me the perfect excuse to slob around on Friday and then go back to bed for an extended cuddle with my dog and cat later in the day.

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    1. I've just come off the phone with a friend who has slobbed all day watching film s x

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  18. Not to nitpick, but are you confusing "slut" and "slattern"? Either way, enjoy yourself!

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    1. No I checked the definition before I started , ok I've used the archaic definition , but it was true x

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  19. Barbara Anne2:13 pm

    A well deserved lie in you should add! 12 hr. shifts knock the stuffing out of everyone. I can well imagine the puzzlement of Winnie, Mary, Albert, and Dotty.

    Happy half shift!

    Hugs!

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  20. I need a day like that about once a month. Just need to recharge those batteries and open my eyes to a new phase.

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  21. My guilty pleasure is a chocolate digestive with my mid-morning mug of tea. Some of us like to live right on the edge you know!

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  22. Being "rich, powerful and famous" is not all that it is cracked up to be James. Try "kind, thoughtful and healthy" then some of us might allow you to scam us. Now **** off!

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  23. Reminds me of a term I could have gone forever without knowing, Slut wool--meaning dust bunnies, a much more friendly name.

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  24. chris pratt with his top off sounds good to me xxx

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  25. I'm virtually incapable of having a lie-in. I'm usually up and about by about 7.30. My last (most unusual) lie-in was when I arrived at Victoria on Canada's west coast in 2007 and promptly slept solidly for 13 hours.

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  26. I sat in my dressing gown watching Eliud Kipchoge this morning - and as usually happens on such occasions, somebody came to the door.

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    1. Off to google elite kipchonge
      Sounds like a disease

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  27. Guilty pleasures? Oh my, yes. Every morning on my days off, I lounge around in my housecoat and read, read, read. Everything waits till I'm good and ready to start. And I mean everything. I can't feel noble about it, but I'm sure it's doing me good and I deserve that. So do you. So do all of us. -Kate

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  28. When I could get in and out of my claw foot tub, I would lie there and keep refreshing the bath with hot water, usually for thirty minutes but sometimes for two or three hours. Yes, I slept, too.

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    1. I've always wanted an American roll top bath

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  29. I too am a slut as I don't seem to have the energy to be anything else.I prioritize the dogs and I think your body does tell you when to slow down as Linda P said x

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    1. I found scotch egg in my work kitchen! How good is that?

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    2. That's wonderful!-Is it a gift from a work colleague do you think John ? x

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  30. If there's guilt there's no pleasure.

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  31. That's lovely, what a perfect Saturday. You need the rest, enjoy it. [no guilt].

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  32. Hey tootes, there's nothing wrong with a good lie in. I do it every Sunday and then make a full English breakfast.

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  33. Extra rest does a body good :)

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  34. Yay you! Sometimes it's good just to rest and look after yourself. Perhaps try this once a month, particularly with the shifts you do?

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    1. I can do this once a month .......chris Pratt take note

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  35. I can still get my knees behind my ears James so does that mean that I can join your Great Illuminati Brotherhood?.Does it also mean that I get cheap days out to Blackpool in October?,xx

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  36. For some reason,it has not published my name and I dont want to miss out on James great offer,lol.Debi,xx

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  37. You forced me to google "Chris Pratt shirtless" just to refresh my memory. Wow! I don't mind you just wanting to lie around the house, and not just lie but...let's not go there.

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  38. I had a spell about eight years ago when I didn't properly get out of bed & get dressed for a fortnight. Only time I bothered was when I had an appointment about my broken ankle at the fracture clinic, when I actually wore a skirt for the first time in a few years. I'm allergic to glass fibre, so had an old fashioned plaster cast which I was not allowed to walk on, hence my apparent laziness. Reckon in the two months I was incarcerated in that lump of ceiling, I must have seen every episode of Murder She Wrote.

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  39. i woke up at 5:30 in a panic this morning because i had slept in. that's the latest i've slept in in as long as i can remember i might be the more modern version of the word slut.

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  40. I love the idea of a lie in.. and try it on the one day I have off.... but my hip bones decide that it isn't worth it... sigh! as my daughter would say FML...

    Jo in Auckland

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