Saturday, 5 October 2019

Drag Queen Name

I bought a rainbow lanyard to hold my ID card and syringe driver key the other day and didn't realise that I had infact bought twelve of the buggers!
So if you would like to win one of my surplus
All you have to do is to is to send in your best DRAG NAME !!!
The ruder the better!
The best ten will get a lanyard!
Kitty Litter is
One of my favourite drag Queen names
Beat that bitches! 

97 comments:

  1. Do I win one for being the first poster QQ

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    1. You need to give me a drag name miss Norm ( which is a name in itself )

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  3. I used the name Mistress Scarlet when I ran parties.

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  4. Can it be a real person John? x

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  5. It's a real person John - Pussy Tourette.I thought it a lovely name as yourself and many of us are such animal lovers x

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  6. Penny Tration, Fanny Zitchin, Norah Bonah.....I could go on

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    1. Fanny Zitchin?!!-mine is now Mavis,thanks a lot x

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  7. Olive D Cox... It's a real name but has made me giggle for a while!

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  8. An old one- Lucy Lastic!

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  9. A friend and I always said our drag names would be Tonomia Toluvme and Sanitatia Bidet.

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  10. Betty Slocumbe, so many wigs and her pussy

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  11. Miss Lotta Bangbang...

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  12. Alotta Cabboose

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    1. No 11.......0k I've just bought another 12 lanyards

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  14. Anonymous11:59 pm

    Eileen Dover

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  15. Orgasma BangBang. X

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  16. Anonymous1:13 am

    Because you've not been feeling well... Auntie Bacterial

    And a couple of my faves...
    Mimi Imfurst,
    Ken U. Addadicktome,
    Juana Bang

    "Anonymous" because people think I'm a nice old(er) lady.

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  17. Patty Melt, and her sister Tuna :)

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  18. Rainbow Lanyard. These are so funny!

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  19. Avery Goodlay :-)

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  20. I am always envious of drag queens, they look way better than I ever have. Sigh.

    My drag queen name, Ginger Vitis:)

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  21. Well, I wont use my real drag name Mistress borghese....but my second choice would have been Anna Cock. So that my entry. No pun intended.

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  22. But some good are...carmen dioxide, sharon Husbands, Dixie Longate, Anitia Whore, Divina Dicks, Helen Bed, Auntie Bacterial, Ophelia Voxx,Plenty O Toole....these would all be my drag daughters one day.......

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  24. My cousin used to go by the name Page Turner when he performed. I like it, but it's fairly common for a drag name.

    If I were a drag king, then I might be Mike Hunt, or some such.

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  25. I prefer Helena Handbasket, personally.

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    1. An evergreen drag name.

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    2. the mike hunt comment made me crease up, just had to say. as a kid are family actually met someone on a day out who said 'my names mike hunt' and my brother and i just disintegrated into hysterical laughter (age 11 and 13) and had a stiff bollocking from our parents (who just didn't get it)

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    3. Oh, Betty, that is very funny.

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  26. Olive D'Nightlife, Hedda Lettuce, Clorox Bleachman, Kay Why and Sue Pository!!!

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  27. Angie O'Gram... Sue Pository...Ginger Vitus (I didn't make them up myself - found them via Google)

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  28. Lily Lovesit.... straight off the top of my head and not courtesy of Mr Google

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  29. Or how about Wilma Nixfit, Nina Nicenockers, Mandy Mukkibits, Tina Titilater.

    Crikey John... You have started something now. My brain is in a whirl. I need to get out more

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  30. Rubba G. Love

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  31. Holly go Tightly and Lucy Lubricant x

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  32. Miss Titillate Dialate

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  33. Im loving these...picking 10 will be hard x

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  34. Sheila Blige and Dusty Crack!...this is quite difficult for a Sunday morning with my first coffee of the day,lol,xx

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  35. Oooh a lovely rainbow lanyard �� here goes.. Missy Onary Style ��

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  36. Sheena Tatrampe... Ina Tavirgin... Odie Twalette... not easy before my morning coffee.

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  37. Lucy Stoole ( sorry ! ) XXXX

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  38. Anonymous1:42 pm

    Fawn Domie

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  39. And for a seasonal flavour Mel E Clitmus, Belle End, or howzabout Holly Bush.

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  40. One from Tony... Greta Balzafire,

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  41. Anonymous2:18 pm

    Suki Yurkok

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  42. Anonymous2:27 pm

    This is fun John! Sorry I am being anonymous. I am making myself blush. Lol

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  43. Anonymous6:36 pm

    Loosie Goosie, Gootintight - I can't believe I'm even doing this! Ranee (MN) USA

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  44. These sound like Old Maid cards: "Ben Dover" etc. Yeeesh.

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  45. Clima Pole (we always called the bedside poles used by some beds in nursing homes the Stripper Pole)

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