It's Friday morning and Winnie is noisily trying to retrieve a couple of rogue garden peas from under the kitchen cabinets
She has the nose of a blood hound and will not rest until anything edible is found and devoured .
I am late up today as I was at Samaritans on a night lift last night.
True to form I was stopped by the police on the way home.
It a " people " day today.
I called in to see how Jason and his heroic hand was doing only to left standing in a queue of small boys by his front door who I presumed were waiting to play with liv, Jason's youngest.
They weren't
After I had found out the " hand" news
Jason cheerfully piped up to the boys " Are you ready for a game of football?"
They had come around to play with him and not Liv
This amused me no end.
Mary and I stopped by the Green this morning to chat to village Elder Bryn. The conversation centred about the Folk festival weekend in the hall , to which I had been given a free pass to by the organisers
I had already chatted to Laurie, one of the organisers , who is a quietly spoken Scot who has nightmares controlling his floppy footed setter, Barney.
For months now, on a sort of ad hoc basis Laurie would knock on the lane window as he and Barney were passing and I would join him with the sanguine Winnie in tow. Together we would walk Indian file around the Churchyard and within minutes Barney would change from an over excited, defensively aggressive hound to a bored bulldog sidekick.
Dogs are at their most relaxed when following each other out on a walk, it's that wolf line mentality and I have found it is a trick that calms even the most aggressive of dogs .
Only a month or so ago , after Laurie had calmed down as much as Barney did I walk close by and give him Winnie's lead. He was absolutely gob smacked that the two dogs were stood side by side without trouble......of course his reduction of stress had a little to do with it all
First train the owner!
It's not rocket science
The new vicar ( who has the delightfully Blog positive name of Dot Gosling) is opening up the Church for a sing song next week.
I think she has pink streaks in her hair , a fact which has shocked at least one member of the congregation, but she's gone all progressive by flying the village with information and by asking for requests.
One of the congregation who lives in Rhodfa Arthur ( Rhodfa is Avenue in Welsh) asked me to go as she knows I can sing. liv Randa is doing one of the readings so I have already said I will go
I need to go
I am meeting my one Welsh gay mate Mave for lunch today and will need to iron a shirt as my best Walking Dead T shirt will just not do.
Mave comments here quite regularly and is a cross between Kenneth Williams and Joan Crawford with his pithy and filthy one liners.
Mind you Mrs Trellis is not adverse to a bit of gay banter. I saw her yesterday and she commented that it was London Gay Pride this weekend
" Apparantly there are a lot of hot pants being worn!" She said
I have no idea where she found that one out!
Hey ho
I’ve read that shorter shorts are back in this year. Hot pants! The new vicar sounds great.
ReplyDeleteI have yet to meet her but I think she was married to a very short vicar who used to be in Prestatyn
DeleteWinnie has a familiar pose, grubbing for snacks. Great for keeping the floor clean, though! What happens when the two dogs are out together and they both spot the same tasty and disgusting object? Glad to hear Jason is making the best of a bad situation.
ReplyDeleteHe's playing to his audience
DeletePhew!
ReplyDeleteAre you hot
Delete'The Lost Boys' is a great name for a band.
ReplyDeleteThe tweed project intrigued me
DeleteAnd Project Smok
DeleteOh yes. I stopped at The Lost Boys. I also like the idea of The Tweed Project. What larks!
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ReplyDeletegood to hear jason is on the mend. and a vicar with pink streaks - THAT will shake up the little village!
ReplyDeleteOh we all need a bit of shaking up
Delete'The Vicar of Dibley' wanna-be by the sounds of it! That would be a breath of fresh air I would imagine.
ReplyDeleteYou certainly have the pulse of your village, John.
Maybe Jason and family can 'put you up' after your cottage sells.
Watch this space jimbo
DeleteI won't forget, "First train the owner." I had not heard that.
ReplyDeleteFirst rule of dog training
DeleteYou must see Jackie Oates, she has a beautiful voice. [I manned the door for her gig in Nunhead last week.]
ReplyDeleteJanet in Peckham.
Hope she's on tonight then
DeleteI am afraid that I cannot get as excited as Winnie about a couple of runaway frozen peas. By the way, when you met Mrs Trellis was she herself wearing hotpants? I imagine they fitted her snugly.
ReplyDeleteStop it!
DeleteThe Vicar’s name is fantastic! And you are right, training the owners make for better pets!
ReplyDeleteXoXo
Vicar gosling!
DeleteGood view of Winnie's bum, what would we do without our dogs. Village life is interesting, probably because it is a small place and we get to know the inmates.
ReplyDeleteIt's like The Archers without the sex
Deletebit like finding peanuts down the side of the sofa might be for me I suppose - I can understand the need to retrieve something yummy even if it has gathered fluff - the fun is in the finding.
ReplyDeleteAnd you eat them?
Deletenope, i just enjoy finding things down the side of the settee :)
DeleteI'm not going to show Tom this post as I know who he will compare the photo of Winnie with, lol
ReplyDeleteBriony
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My arse is bigger
DeleteFinally commenting my appreciation of your grand blog after a lurking spell. Very compelling and inspiring and thanks for that . I see you've got an opportunity to see Jimmy & Sid perform - their song "Night Hours" reminds me of you on nightshifts - though I doubt you have the time to cogitate like in this beautiful song!
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DeleteWelcome to Going Gently xx
I am reminded of our dog Tate, he would quietly hover in the background while I cleaned up after dinner, but if anything fell on the floor, it magically disappeared and when I asked him where's the chicken?
ReplyDeleteHe would sit..lol
That was him being a Good Boy 💕
Boy do I miss him these days.
LOL — I haven’t heard the term “hot pants” in years! I love that photo of Winnie. I can’t believe she’s trying so hard for peas!
ReplyDeleteShe try's hard for EVERYTHING
DeleteOh, I love "pithy and filthy one liners" -- have fun at lunch!
ReplyDeleteHe will be commenting very soon no doubt
DeleteThat picture of Winnie is one to frame.
ReplyDeleteI really enjoyed today’s lighthearted blog. Jason seems pretty much healed, and that is good news. Have a fun lunch with Mave!
ReplyDeleteA bit of froth was in order
DeleteWhat a wonderful village you call home. Such great entertainment and deep concern for all.
ReplyDeleteToday's post was like an edition of the Trelawnd Times! Am glad Jason is healing well enough to take on small footballers. The new vicar sounds as delightful as her name. Your method to calm dogs (and their owners) is wizard and Winnie, being Winnie, is heartwarming.
As I remember it, hot pants weren't always so comfortable.
Hope your lunch with Mave was a joy.
Hugs!
He was very arch !
DeleteMy brother is a child magnet. When he was in his late teens small boys would turn up at our door asking 'can Peter play?" I wouldn't be surprised if they still do and he is in his sixties now.
ReplyDeleteSame psychi
DeleteShe might have the nose of a bloodhound but what about her other end - she is certainly good at displaying it!
ReplyDeleteThankfully for the most part she has stopped her masturbatory practices
DeleteI thought Winnie might be doing a little Yoga when I saw that picture! I hope you and Mave had a nice lunch.
ReplyDeleteWe did..... he was impressed by my green crocs
DeleteSo enjoyed reading today's post. Winnie is so funny.
ReplyDeleteDo any of the gud dugs miss George ? About a month after Watson died, at home, Hamish started to look for him. Both gud dugs had been in and out of Hospital so I think that it finally set in that Watson was not coming home again.
Love the Vicars name,
parsnip
Fun read today about village life John it's good to be busy enjoy that concert, I will google the performers and see if I can hear the music,
ReplyDeleteThat sounds (with the possible exception of being stopped by the police) like the very best kind of people day.
ReplyDeleteOh you are so lucky to get Dot Gosling as your vicar! I think you will get on well with her. x
ReplyDeleteAt least Winnie hasn't emptied the compost caddy, twice! How the hell Betty got into it is beyond me, I struggle. Anyway, she was rewarded by such epicurean delights as tea leaves, egg shells and mouldy bread. Honestly, you'd think she was starving.
ReplyDeleteI met a gorgeous, heavily pregnant bulldog in the park this morning.
Winnie in 'the downward facing dog pose' ... .I hope she found those peas. I love hearing these little snippets of village life and Dot sounds like she might be a bit of fun.
ReplyDeleteLunch would have been better had I not been distracted by the Camel-toe on display in John's hot pants. As for the FUCKING CROCS...
ReplyDeleteHave a wonderful Pride for those who wish to celebrate being. I'll be drinking tea and tending my roses.
Cam l toe. You bitch!
DeleteAnd as for crocs......what do you wear daily?
How very dare you
Xxxx
Terre d'Hermes and wrinkles dear.
DeleteA lot of hot pants indeed. Someone's getting a bit overheated....
ReplyDeleteDid he ever find the peas?
ReplyDeleteYou have not written about Scotch Eggs for a long time.
Goodness, Winnie's in a very undignified position. She must be desperate to retrieve those peas. And did she succeed?
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