I got my arse into gear this evening and went to play badminton with Georgous Dave.
They say physical exercise is good for your mental health
So I scrubbed my face, donned my new trackie bottoms ( the ones with no holes in the crutch) and dug out my second best walking dead T shirt!
GD reminded me that there were several other players in the sports hall this evening
" You can't swear as much as you normally do !" he prompted looking nervously at the other players
Having said this I did manage a few" C#€TS ,several " OH BOLLOCKS !!" and a good half dozen "TWAT, SHIT ARSEHOLES"
Before he beat me 2-1
" You played well" GD told me as we walked off the court, with hardly a sweat on
I tried to look suitably sporty
But this is how I looked when I got home
They say physical exercise is good for your mental health
So I scrubbed my face, donned my new trackie bottoms ( the ones with no holes in the crutch) and dug out my second best walking dead T shirt!
GD reminded me that there were several other players in the sports hall this evening
" You can't swear as much as you normally do !" he prompted looking nervously at the other players
Having said this I did manage a few" C#€TS ,several " OH BOLLOCKS !!" and a good half dozen "TWAT, SHIT ARSEHOLES"
Before he beat me 2-1
" You played well" GD told me as we walked off the court, with hardly a sweat on
I tried to look suitably sporty
But this is how I looked when I got home
Ha ha. But you did it.
ReplyDeleteTell my knees that
DeleteKeep up the activity, John.....good for the mind (so is swearing).
ReplyDeleteI'd like to be paying twice weekly
DeleteHahahahaha yeah, I've made that face a few times myself!
ReplyDeleteDuring sex xx
DeleteBrilliant 🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteLooking as handsome as ever, John! Tough, mean and broody, you must have terrified the others in the club, good job done ;)) Terry in Reigate
ReplyDeleteBroody not moody?
DeleteHoody.
DeleteGoody
DeleteFather Jack.
DeleteI am seriously impressed that after several broken night shifts you can manage to play badminton! Sometimes it's as much as I can do to make a cup of tea!
ReplyDeleteI'm trying hard
DeleteWell done in being there and surviving in style! The more often you play, the less you'll sweat and (perhaps) swear - and eventually, as you lighten up, your knees will thank you. So says an orthopedic doctor I used to work with.
ReplyDeleteHugs!
That is my favorite photo of you BY FAR.
ReplyDeleteThat I've seen, of course.
Looking at your left eye, you sure it was badminton and not boxing! Looking suitably sporty indeed.
ReplyDeleteJo in Auckland
I was wincing in pain
DeleteEvery picture tells a story :-)
ReplyDeleteye gads, man! you need a good sleep!
ReplyDeleteI look THAT BAD.?????
DeleteWho punched you in the face?
ReplyDeleteLife
DeleteI don't know whether that deserves a hug or another punch.
DeleteBra straps dear and a little night cream x
I've put a face pack on
DeleteYou don't look particularly fetching but you do look in need of tender loving care - is that the look you are hoping to achieve?
ReplyDeleteNot really x
Deletei never knew badminton to kick someones ass.
ReplyDeleteThen you are not doing it right :-)
DeleteYou look like you asked me a question and I gave you the wrong answer!
ReplyDeleteIf that's what badminton does to you, I will stick with country walks.
ReplyDeleteYes! And I like your Badminton, face, J.
ReplyDeleteXoXo
I have read that swearing is a sign of intelligence
ReplyDeleteFuck off x
DeleteBrilliant!
DeleteI've heard that people who swear a lot are healthier!
ReplyDeleteI am a huge fan of swearing, although I try not to swear at work and am mostly successful. A fuck will pop out of my mouth if properly scared but otherwise I stick to sugar. I sound like a nice old granny.
ReplyDeleteI think you look pretty good.
Badminton is good exercise. Just don't overdo it at first! . . . Too late?
ReplyDeleteThat looks like a face fluent in Curse. The other members will have decided that you come by your vocabulary honestly.
ReplyDeleteSwear all you like, it reduces pain perception
ReplyDeleteAdore this photo of you !
ReplyDeleteI need a signed copy.
cheers, parsnip
I like this photo of you because it reminds me of your wonderful photo of the curious chickens at the top of the blog! A face full of expression and personality wins over shallow beauty any day!
ReplyDeleteAre you not saying I'm beautiful?
DeleteI used to love badminton in my youth, well done for fitting it in. In more recent years I used to really get into the table football with my husband but it did used to make me swear so I totally get it. B.l.ks used to be my go to word when letting a goal in!
ReplyDeleteThat's a healthy glow John.
ReplyDeleteI said Bollocks several times yesterday during a conversation.
Sounds like you need knee support thingys, maybe ankle ones too just in case and don't forget the elbows! Not sure you can find supports for the baggy eyes.
ReplyDeleteYou have a rosy glow :)
ReplyDeleteYou could rob a bank with that look.
ReplyDeleteBollocks to Mumbai Escorts.
ReplyDeleteI Look like that every morning on my cycle ride to work so I commiserate. Thought Winnie looked cute- how come we never look cute/sweet with our wrinkles. Keep going John - there will be a light at the end of the tunnel and quite a few laughs on the way when you least expect them .xxx Wanda
ReplyDeleteI love the fact that you have a SECOND best Walking Dead T-shirt.
ReplyDeleteYou looked fantastic when you got home!
You.must be easily pleased x
DeleteBut you DID it x
ReplyDeleteno cursing? they'd have to tape my mouth shut.
ReplyDeleteIs this the profile picture you use on Grindr?
ReplyDeleteNo x
DeleteDouble bollocks to them!!! Lol
ReplyDeleteYou look like a salty old sea captain, "get off my ship you scoundrels, arrrrr"! Lol
ReplyDeleteArrrrr
DeleteI agree with Harry.
ReplyDeleteU sweetie
Delete2-1? That's better than I would do... and I don't swear as well as you do. (I swear, I'm just not so poetic.)
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