Now clinically ( and I stress clinically) I have probably seen, felt and manipulated more penises during a long and illustrious career than a moderately successful tart has and so there is no mystery and challenge in the catheterisation technique of the odd todger, but here is one " realistic" model which is as titivating as a flat Yorkshire pudding!
Latest entries in the postcard challenge will be posted later
Hey ho
I am so glad that the title of this post was not "A Penis on the Chopping Board"! As for "titivating as a flat Yorkshire pudding!"... my solicitor will be in touch!
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ReplyDeleteI take it it pumps up ? Stifled giggles while having a turn no doubt !!!
This must be the American model on account of the lack of foreskin.
ReplyDeleteNo one could ever accuse you of not being fair!
ReplyDeleteWhat happens when you squeeze that ball on the back !
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DeleteEh? Who is censoring my replies? All I said was - "Land of Hope and Glory" is played at full volume.
DeleteThat must be the most naïve comment I've ever read!!!
DeleteBrilliant reply Yorkshire Pud, and my previous reply wasn't for you it was for Meanqueen.
DeleteI WILL NEVER READ YOUR BLOG AGAIN! Ha ha, just kidding!
ReplyDeletePlease show a before and after photo!
ReplyDeleteMy friends little boy, aged about 6, drew a picture of Pooh Bear complete with penis.
ReplyDeleteHe was very 'miffed', when it wasn't pinned up on the classroom wall!
This WAS in the 1980's
Dunno what the school would make of it now?
Tess x
Ha! Tess, around that same time period, my little niece would draw people naked first and then draw the clothes over the bodies. Of course, you could see through the outfits and know without a doubt the boys from the highly developed girls. Kids, too bad they have to grow up.
DeleteJohn, your posts are NEVER dull!!!
ReplyDeleteI've lost 4 followers in one day Lynda lol
DeleteTHEIR LOSS!!!!
DeleteI'm waiting for the comments to pile up. Still loving your sense of humor, John. And brashness! Were you a brash kid?
ReplyDeleteVery very shy
Deletebahahahaha!! Well done. Nothing like a bit of balance in life. x
ReplyDeleteLooking at the front piece *cough* of this, from the side angle it looks both male and female. A twofer!
ReplyDeleteThat sort of reminds me of my flat Yorkshire pudding. Keep up the nice blogging. As Mae West said, "Those who are easily shocked, should be shocked more often."
ReplyDeleteMaddie, at least this one couldn't be mistaken for a garlic chopper!
DeleteWell, now that you've shocked some of your readers (not me) with a ying and a yang, how about you let us see that favorite Walking Dead tee.
ReplyDeleteI saw that photo and my knees clamped together. It looks like a bagel cutter! (And I do NOT want my bagel cut... again.)
ReplyDeleteNow dknt you start Mitchell!!!! Put those glasses on.
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DeleteNot the time and place ladies ...this is a frivolous post and not for either of you to comment on another....
DeleteI don't know what Gemma's comment referred to as I didn't see it. However I'm disappointed that you chose to remove my comment which was referring to the unkindness of some other commenters towards an older person. I don't understand why my asking for kindness would be censored. However as you've stated yourself in the past it's your blog and your choice.
DeleteBye and best wishes for the future.
Heidi, my comment supported your view and I ended it with "I like it when people speak up in defense of the outsider; so hats off to you."
DeleteObviously not good enough; let's hope it went onto the compost heap rather than straight into landfill.
I feel sick.
ReplyDeleteWell, fair is fair!
ReplyDeleteAnd both genders appreciate a deft touch when it comes to putting tubes in delicate body parts.
Goodness i though it was going to be a post on how to circumsize or is that next? I am enjoying these posts, there is scope for many more.....
ReplyDeleteI don't know the story on this patient but he seems hurt pretty bad.
ReplyDeleteI wish we had these models when I was in nursing school. Men are so much easier than women. I'll never forget the woman with four catheters dangling out of her vagina.
ReplyDeleteFor those of us not in the medical field, I have found these posts interesting as it never occurred to me how you learn to catheterize a patient.
ReplyDeleteI always hated that my experience growing up in the USA, has been that violence is perfectly acceptable in movies and whatnot but nudity was a big no no. I don't know, maybe body acceptance and not making a big deal about a pair of breasts would be a better path?? Sure privacy should still be taught, but these are medical models you are showing us. Oh well.
A quick look at this before I go to bed. Suddenly I've woken up, I can't stop laughing. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ooops, better cross my legs.
ReplyDeleteAnother look at it? You looked and commented on it earlier in the day! I thought it was funny but obviously not as hilarious as you thought it was.
Deleteyou balance the scales, john. I've seen better "todgers" in my day.
ReplyDeleteNow, I’d we are going to talk about manipulating penises (and not in a clinical way....) where do you want me to start?
ReplyDeleteThis (and yesterday's) blog remind me of a "moment" years ago. I was taking painting classes. My instructor was a friend, and gay. He'd not shown me a painting he'd been working on, and I asked about that. Nervously, he showed me the painting that included the backside of a nude man. He said he wasn't sure if it would offend me. I replied, "Mark, I have a husband and two young sons, so I see that every day. It doesn't offend me. It doesn't excite me. They're just balls."
ReplyDeleteLooking at it makes me glad I'm a woman so much more tidier and no swinging in the breeze.
ReplyDeleteDid the escort comment come with photos?
I think that your lost followers could not tolerate being in the medical field if they are disturbed by such images. One wonders why they choose to make such a fuss - if they don't want to read, don't read.
ReplyDeleteMe - I am enjoying your tutorials.
Gosh, I wish I could have practiced on this before I was let loose onto my husband. I sobbed for an hour the first time I had to catheterize him, thank goodness the nurses were really understanding.
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