A Fine

Its colder today and it's sleeting and trying to snow.
The village looks bleak in this kind of daytime as for the most part you cant see the pools of lights and the lit fires from the road outside the huddles of houses on the side of the Gop.
At dusk and beyond, the home lights always look more cosy.

This morning I've completed some mandatory training, priced a professional birthday cake up and taken Mary for an ear check up at the vets. She's still itching her 600£ surgery site and the vet's shoulder shrug cost me a further 20£ and petrol costs.....at least they had the good grace to blush a bit!
Such is life.

When I got home the weather deteriorated a bit and so before lighting the fire I fed Irene her daily treat of sour bread . The postman arrived when I was still on the field, he waved impatiently for me to come over he had a large parcel of postcards and a box for me to sign for.
"A pressie from Hawaii" he shouted into the wind "I wish I was there !"


Not everything that is pushed through my letterbox has a positive  connotation.
Yesterday I received a speeding fine for 100£.
I cant really afford such a sum!
The mobile camera that caught me was hidden away at the bottom of a local hill in a semi rural spot and although I was doing 36 miles an hour a few feet into a 30 miles an hour zone I got charged.
ok, ok hands up, I did break the law  and so I should not be bleating, but it does smack, just a little of a money making scheme, especially as the alternative offer of a "speed awareness course" could be taken up at the knock down cost of £92 !
Anyhow, I wont bang on , especially as I have just learnt that I have to fork out an additional 400£ for an up to date pension forcast document for the divorce lawyers!!!
Divorce is a fucking expensive do! 
Pay up and shut Up John!

Luckily the rest of my post has proved to be a delight.....40 cards today, and a delightful gift from Lorna in Hawaii (thank you dearheart).

I've been amazed at the artistry of the entries 
a needle work postcard!


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102 comments:

  1. I'm loving looking at all the cards you have received from all round the world - Amazing

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  2. If you pay the fine quickly is it not reduced to £60? Love the cards.

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    1. Says not on the fine letter just 100£

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    2. Hamish4:36 pm

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    3. I am not quite sure I like the tone of this reply,

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    4. I suspect this is troll work but I will leave it for the time being.

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    5. Did like to know more about you John you can always message me on google hangout messenger at bishopgarcia101@gmail.com

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  3. Anonymous3:52 pm

    Do you get points if you pay the full fine? If so, taking the speed awareness course is the way to go.

    Love the needlework postcard.

    Traveller

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    1. Anonymous4:49 pm

      Thought as much. My partner got caught last year. Attending the speed awareness to avoid the points. Thought the course was very good.
      traveller

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  4. You are much adored far and wide :)

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  5. The Idaho one is old, I've seen it since I was a kid 60 years ago. Brings back memories, though. As to speeding, a general rule here in the US is if you're within 5-6 mph of the limit they won't stop you.

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    1. That's what I thought here mike......obviously not! Grrrrrrrrrrr

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  6. Looks like mine won't be the only one from Missouri - I see a St. Louis card! Love the fabric cards! It used to be a thing to exchange quilted cards.

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    1. The American, Canadian and Pacific Cards are coming in to day

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    2. 7 to 10 days to your part of the world from America.

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  7. Yay! You got mine! I did go to Grant’s house. It was cute!
    The needlework ones are FANTASTIC. WHOA.
    Especial mention Batman and th beefcake pose, of course.
    I’d be smarting from that fine, too. Hate speed traps.

    XoXo

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  8. Whoa, what a huge response from everywhere. Those are amazing.

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    1. Judging them will require a stiff gin

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  9. These postcards are wonderful. And quilted ones, too! What creative people! Jerry has recently received TWO tickets by mail. One for speeding. One for going down our friend's private street in the city (which we didn't know had gone private). The fine were 100 euros, but if he paid within a certain number of days, they were only 50 euros. A much better deal than you were offered.

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    1. I think ours is a fixed fine of 100£ seeing that the course is 92 £ there would be no inventive

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  10. Applause to Lorna. What a wonderful gift and what a splendid piece of Art!

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  11. what are you going to do with all these postcards?

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    1. I'm making an art wall in my new office xx

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  12. Great postcards ...... how many have you got now John ?
    I was done for speeding about five years ago and chose to go on the Speed Awareness course to avoid the points. It was really good .... no one said that we’d been naughty and it reminded us about many things that get forgotten over the years. After three years they take you off the speeding register. Worth doing I thought. XXXX

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    1. You have to pay to go on the course now.....

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    2. I understand .... another £92 at this point of the proceedings is not top of your list ! XXXX

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  13. Wonderful cards. I have made sewn paper postcards but not quilted.
    Fabulous !

    cheers, parsnip

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  14. The last one is so apt! :)

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  15. When it rains it pours - vet bills and fines - and post cards!!! What a wonderful assortment from all over the world. The first two are really remarkable! And the last one so apt, as Simone says.

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  16. The quilted cards are works of art, whoever made them is very talented.

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  17. The ticket my husband got for not coming to a full jerk stop at a stop sign four years ago still smarts, especially, he says, as the officer was still in diapers when he (hubs) learned to drive!

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  18. So many delightful postcards today! Too bad about the speeding ticket. That sucks.

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  19. A very interesting set of cards today. I have studied them all.

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  20. Love the first two. Pleased to see one of mine today. Surprised my first ones took two days then the next a week. Maybe my next one tomorrow.

    I got done in the exact same way, small millage over, on a steep hill with hidden camera and I felt the same. This is money making rather than tackle real problems. It sucks! It is usually reduced to £60 if you pay straight away but it was a couple of years ago so maybe it has changed since then.

    Still loving the postcards. I think this is your best competition ever! A wall of cards would be great.

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  21. Boo to all the expenses. 400 pounds for a pension forecast? -- I hope it's gilt edged at least.

    But yay for all the delightful cards, whether paper or cloth!

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  22. He’s going to get part of your pension?😫😫😫😫😫

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    1. Praying for you it happened to me.
      And the ex husband got a new wife 12 years younger who looks like me.

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  23. Barbara Anne7:03 pm

    More and more amazing, delightful, funny, beautiful, and entertaining postcards! Being a quilter, I love the quilted ones But I didn't aspire to making one.

    Alas, the slow boat still hasn't yet docked with my tardy card. It was mailed nearly 2 weeks ago.

    Hugs!

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  24. My mother in law hated my replacement so she paid for my divorce, bless her.

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    1. Bloody hell..... I'm on my own

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    2. I paid his lawyer's fees in the divorce (didn't have to) because he didn't have the money as it cut into his drinking/buying rounds money! Ditto the notary's fees which he was supposed to pay 50% of when I bought him out of the house. Still it was money well spent!

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  26. Lovely cards John, I like the dogs on the red sofa 🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸

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    1. I've been enjoying it all. At choir tonight, a lady in the Alto section said she'd got me one!

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  27. Refuse to go down. Shame you didn't get that advice a bit earlier.

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  28. I got a speeding ticket last year and attended the awareness course - it was one afternoon and cost me about £90 but it saved me getting 3 points and my car insurance getting loaded.

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    1. Yes.....it's a day out! And expensive one but a day out xxxx

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  29. Hi john never commented before. Shouldn’t the nhs give you a forecast for free there is a website you can do your own. Speed awareness courses are fine. Preserving points .cheers
    love your blog had to read the archives.

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    1. Yes you get a frèe one before you retired but if you need one. O et a year later you need to pay. I retired in a year and a half ago

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  30. Lovely cards again John - see just how many blog friends are on your side. Sorry about all the money worries - I am the same at the moment - every job I have done on the bungalow uncovers half a dozen more jobs desperate to be done. We must keep telling ourselves that one day we shall look back on it all from a position where it is all over and things are back to normal. xx

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  31. Sigh on the drain on your already tightened purse. All of the drains.
    Loving your cards.

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    1. I just needed a moan

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    2. Anonymous9:13 pm

      Remove the zero....you just need a man

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    3. Add a rich
      I need a rich man

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  32. That fabric card is fantastic work!
    Long live cards...and posties!!

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  33. Change your name to something famous and flog your mutton. Just look at the attention I have received in the past 24 hours from some of your adoring audience. Lucrative and Easy. My middle names.

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    1. Mavis you are a legend in your lifetime

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    2. Yes Mother. Are you coming?

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    3. I had to Google "flog your mutton". Frankly, I'm still confused.

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  34. THAT'S a royal pain in the arse! And only 6 mph over too!

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  35. Wuppertal in Germany is twinned with my home town Jarrow! I barely went to school but when I did I learnt the most random of things 😊

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  36. Hello John you don't need a rich man you need and deserve the right man who loves you and I hope that the time will come when this happens and you can look back at the past without feeling pain x It's all in a lifetime that's what I keep telling myself x I am going into Coventry to look for a post card tomorrow so brace yourself for either a pictorial delight of our Cathedral or a slightly cheeky representation of lady Godiver and peeping Tom x hugs x

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    1. I was joking about the rich man.....I just want security and a bit of peace x

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  37. The needlework post card is stunning!
    It is fun to see where your blog readers are all from and I especially like seeing fellow US citizens :)
    We are all here for the scotch eggs and banter. Cheers!

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  38. Lovely set of cards today especially the quilted ones also love the Terriers. It never rains but it pours bills I mean.

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  39. Irene looks cosy! Your personalised cards are amazing. You've some talented followers!

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  40. Ah the woes of divorce. Mine cost me $15,000. I could have done it much cheaper if my ex-wife hadn't tried to get so much money from me for spousal support. But it is over now and I am in a better place. Sorry about the speeding ticket. That kind of stuff happens in the USA too..

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  41. Those speed cameras have been declared illegal in most venues in this country.

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  42. Loving the postcards 😀

    Try to hang on to your pension, you've earned it. I'm sure Chris has one of equal if not greater value, if he hasn't that's his bad planning and not something you should be penalised for.

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  43. Has the vet suggested any food changes or eliminations for Mary’s ear problems?

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  44. Lorna1:37 am

    Hi, John: So happy you got the bits and bobs from Hawaii. I was at the store looking for a postcard, and then I saw a bunch of stuff that I thought you might enjoy. As I mentioned in the postcard, I love, love, love your blog, and wish you were my neighbor (but not in Wales for me -- too cold). The postman asked me where Wales was when I brought the box to the post office, and I told him it was part of the United Kingdom. Hey, I guessed correctly!!

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    1. I'm going back to Wales on Sunday for my brother's funeral and suggested to my youngest son that he rent a car when he flies in to Manchester. He wasn't too worried about driving on the left BUT didn't know what paperwork he would have to show at the England/Wales border!!! I just laughed but of course even though he has a British passport he has never lived there - just so you know, there isn't a hard border, no customs officers no nothing (except usually a wall of rain as you drive into Wales)!

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  45. We sat up in bed this morning discussing your pension, do you think we need to get out more?

    I asked Hubs an ex IFA why you had to pay £400 to get a forecast? He explained it to me, and said you would probably be getting a forecast of the Prof’s pension to keep things fair.

    Like so many John, we are thinking of you and wishing you well.

    LX

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  46. Pay for the course - if you don't they'll put your insurance costs up and that will hurt even more.

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  47. Yes, go on the speeding course. You don't need to tell the insurance company (unless it is the one that on renewal asks specifically in which case you change insurers). My wife had to go on one (she was doing 37) and came back saying it had been interesting and that actually she'd rather enjoyed it. We are both now retraining ourselves to stick rigorously to the limits (no more 40 means 50).

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  48. Bingo Darlin .... you got my card!
    Try giving doggie Mary some yogurt in her food..... it just might give her ear a good balance of flora. Give it a month and its cheaper than the bloody Vets!

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  49. Wow -- you have received a huge quantity of cards! I love the fabric one. That definitely gets extra credit!

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  50. Wonderful set of cards!

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  51. Nice collection!

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