All the neighbour's lights have come on .
Walked bulldog in bare feet for last walk of the night. Stepped on frog
Frog screamed
I screamed even louder
Bulldog then swallowed frog
I then screamed again
Off to lie down in a darkened room
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.... and await the return of the regurgitated frog.
ReplyDeleteShe's licking her lips a lot now...I feel a hurl is in order
DeleteThat is just what I would have done.
ReplyDeleteIt was truly horrific blood and guts and bits of small frog everywhere
DeleteOMG, no, I would have had a heart attack!
Deletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy6uLfermPU
Deletecrunchy frog anyone?
Ack. I don't know what would have upset me more. Ok, yes I do. Winnie swallowing the stepped on frog.
ReplyDeleteShe's on a diet , so she's hungry
DeleteRibbit.....ribbit
ReplyDeleteNighty night.
Smart arse x
DeleteWell. What can I say besides, "Sweet dreams!" ?
ReplyDeleteIt was a baby frog
DeleteJust stop thinking about it. :-)
ReplyDeleteI can't ........I can't ... the horror ...the horror
DeleteLucky you to have frogs in your garden! Sign of a healthy habitat isn't it?
ReplyDeleteWe live in the country x
DeleteSlippery little sucker! Probably just a jelly bean to Winnie. You'll be re living that dastardly death all night.
ReplyDeletePresently I am in bed with Mary.
DeleteWinnie is lying on the couch ..I'm waiting to hear the vomit sounds
Eww...bulldog breath...I'd have screamed too.
ReplyDeleteShe had a frog in her throat...
ReplyDeleteFrog breath must be worse than bulldog breath. Makes sense Winnie isn't the one in the bed with you.
ReplyDeleteHaha! She’s so quick, not letting that tasty morsel go to waste. Pity you’ll probably have to deal with again later...How to explain to the neighbours tomorrow the girlish squeals?
ReplyDeleteNo wonder I couldn't choose a favourite post John, (except your wedding!) you have me in stitches again this morning!
ReplyDeleteWinnie sacrificed her tummy to save you from that mean ol' frog! Good girl, go hurl!
ReplyDeleteDear god, a frog? I can understand how this would bother you so much. Please tell me this is unusual for Winnie. -Jenn
ReplyDeleteStephenson beat me to it. Can't you ban him?
ReplyDeleteThis is going to haunt me for the rest of the day now. I need distractions, distractions, distractions......
ReplyDeleteOMG !
ReplyDeletewahahahahahahahahaha
cheers, parsnip
Beware - if Winnie starts to croak this means that the frog has cast an evil spell in an act of revenge. Love is the only way.. to break this spell by Winnie having a long lingering kiss by one of her beloved workmen...
ReplyDeleteRick pounced on a toad in the garden last night. He just gave it a kiss but it didn't turn into a princess.
ReplyDeleteFrogs really do scream... It is a terrifying sound.... good job you weren't in the graveyard. That would really have set the scene nicely
ReplyDeleteYes, they do [scream]. It's horrible. I loved my two cats but there were times ... I could have done without tokens of their affection put at my feet.
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Will you go and explain the screams to your neighbours ? None of them came out to see what was happening ? Perhaps they knew it was you and Winnie !
ReplyDeleteSomething tells me that this incident might come back to haunt you, but hoping Winnie suffers no ill effects from her late night snack.
ReplyDeleteDid Winnie have a frog in her throat?
ReplyDeleteAre you sure that it wasn't a nightmare?
ReplyDeleteBulldog + frog = Bullfrog!
That would give me nightmares. It's a good thing Winnie is so lovable. This truly tests the limits.
ReplyDeleteIs there no risk around your way of dog pooh somebody has neglected to clean up? Daren't go out here with bare feet. Hope this photograph was taken before she swallowed the frog.
ReplyDeleteHope you and Winnie have recovered and all is well.
ReplyDeleteOne of the sounds of the great unknown to many people I believe, the sound of a frog screaming. It is a most terrifying noise.
ReplyDeleteSorry, I laughed. I hope you are feeling better after that experience. I wonder what the Prof said about your latest escapade.
ReplyDeleteLet’s hope the frog wasn’t a Prince ?!!!!! XXXX
ReplyDeletehey ho
ReplyDelete(I missed that bit)
Elsewhere from Amsterdam
I hope everyone rested well after that excitement. I would be magic having you as a neighbor.
ReplyDeleteI once caught a frog with the lawnmover, the frog screamed, l screamed and ran in the house x
ReplyDeleteOh my gawd!
ReplyDeleteIt is a lovely photo though, for all your troubles.
ReplyDeleteLMAO! And that, dear sir, is why I love reading you. Almost spit a mouth full of crackers all over the place here at work.
ReplyDeleteSo funny
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