Friday, 1 June 2018

56 .....50 fucking 6

I am 56 today
I know my own mind, I know myself, I know what I like.
I know what I don't like..I'm not a silly young queen.......never had been
It's my birthday though.....
Later I will tell you about my " No dogs in the churchyard" debacle

But for now this is how I feel about my birthday.....and how I will celebrate it......
ITS A quiet affair
Hey ho






134 comments:

  1. Especially loved the I am too old for your shit. Hope you have a good birthday. Take it from me, once you hit 68 you're just happy to be breathing.

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  2. Happy Birthday John.....from where I sit you are still a young one.

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  3. Dance like a rock star. . Eat what makes you happy. . Drink like there is no to tomorrow. Best wishes and a happy 56th Birthday.

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  4. Is there cake? There must be cake.
    Happy birthday, good man.

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  5. A very happy birthday John. And more to come.

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  6. Happy Birthday, John! You're 5 years younger than I am, you mere child, so feel good about yourself. Those gifs are all STELLAR, by the way! I'm stealing that first one for an upcoming Translesbigayapalooza post.

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  7. you should get those guys in pix #1 to give you a lap dance! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, young man!

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  8. Anonymous12:52 am

    Happy Birthday from Carol in Minnesota, USA.

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  9. Happy Birthday, have a little fun, don't do anything I wouldn't do.

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  10. Happy birthday !
    Let There Be Cake !
    I am so old I can not see 56 in my rear view mirror even with my glasses on.

    cheers, parsnip

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  11. Happy Birthday, John, and many more! I love the gifs :)

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  12. Happy Birthday John. All the best!

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  13. Happy Birthday!!!!

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  14. Happy Happy Birthday!

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  15. Happy Birthday, John! Hope there are plenty of treats, even if consumed quietly...Your gifs are very amusing, like little birthday cards we can all sign for you. So hard to choose between!

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  16. Ice-cream Uncle John .... ICECREAM! Its compulsory on birthdays you know. It makes everything better. Even old age. Not that I'd know .... I'm only 5. Mum says have a great day. She's so old she can't even remember what it felt like to be fifty six.

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  17. Happy Birthday!!! Love the gifs, sweepea! xoxo

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  18. Happy Birthday John!

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  19. You can do 56. You wake up, feed animals, do stuff, walk animals, do some more stuff, feed animals, than walk them again, then read for a bit, go to bed, sleep, fart, snore, and wake up and do it again. With all the love in your home it should be a snap.
    Happy fucking birthday ๐Ÿ˜Š from half a globe away.

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  20. Happy Birthday! You are still young! I love the Maggie Smith pic!

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  21. Happy Birthday kid!

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  23. A very happy birthday to you John.

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  24. You're only as young as you feel! So sing, dance, and treat yourself special! Don't act your age, act your shoe size! Life is for the living, so live each day fully and love freely!

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    Happy Birthday, John!!!

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    Cheers and Best Wishes for many more years of good food, good company, and good times!

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    Everyday you're alive is an opportunity to do the things that make you happy and be with those you cherish and love. Cheers to you, John!!! You are wonderful, amazing, and much loved and treasured!!!

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  25. Happy, Happy Birthday John! You are just a kid! Really! You're 10 years younger than me so you must be a kid! Now, you must have cake and ice cream. Then a good strong drink of whatever you like! Have a good one!

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  26. Happy Birthday John! Scotch Eggs and birthday cake for all!!!!

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  27. Hope you had a great day!

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  28. The best way to feel young is to hang out with older people. That way you can be the kid again. Happy Birthday, dear John, and party like you are 49.

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  29. Happy birthday John. Fifty-fucking-six is better than seventy-fucking-three, believe me! Make the most of it, you youngster.

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  30. A bit late but can I still say Happy Birthday. I hope it is the beginning of your best year yet.

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  31. Happy birthday, John, you're just a spring chicken. Have a good year and some scotch eggs in there whenever you want!

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  32. It’s really a great and helpful piece of information. I am happy that you simply shared this helpful information with us.

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  33. A very happy birthday to you! -Jenn

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  34. Happy Birthday John! X

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  35. I think we'll all remember THIS post. Happy birthday. x

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  36. It's still the first here in upstate NY, so I'm not really late, right? A very happy birthday and many more. I've found that the days can get sweeter as one gets older (I've got 20 years on you...)

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  37. OMG! Happy Birthday to you!

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  38. Happy Birthday, John!

    lizzy

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  39. Anonymous4:58 am

    Happy Birthday John!
    from not so sunny Corsica Liz

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  40. Happy birthday John, oh sorry HAPPY... BIRTHDAY.... JOHN!

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  41. Anonymous5:20 am

    Happy Birthday John! I didn't try to pick a favorite post, but this one is one of many reasons why I keep coming back for more. You are an amazing person and it's just a number. You are you, no matter what your age. Best wishes for many, many more. Ranee (MN) USA

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  42. Best of birthdays to you, sir!

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  43. Happy birthday and many happy returns of the day!๐Ÿ˜€

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  44. Happy birthday John.
    Greetings Maria xx

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  45. Happy birthday John.

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  46. Happy Buffday John. Enjoy!

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  47. Happy Birthday John

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  48. Happy birthday John, spoil yourself and make sure it's a merry one.

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  49. Happy Birthday John! Have a lovely day. Xx

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  50. Happy birthday John, I hope you have a day full of love, laughter and scotch eggs.

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  51. Happy Birthday John xx

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  52. You're a lovely man and you deserve a lovely birthday - hope you get one. Oh, and happy birthday to your sister too. You come up with the best GIFs - I laughed out loud at the first and last especially. XX

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  53. A mere broth of a boy! Have a good one.

    LX

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  54. Warm regards for your special day John.. a tipple and cake are in order - ENJOY xx

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  55. And many happy returns, John!

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  56. Happy Birthday John! Life gets better every year - and I’m older than you.

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  57. Happy birthday John... Hope you have great plans for today.

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  58. 56? You’re in your prime, John! And so’s your lovely sister. Have a wonderful birthday. x

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  59. Happy birthday John, now you are older than me until I catch up with you in February. I can't wait to hear the no dogs in the Churchyard debacle !
    I dog walk with a neighbour once a week and we finish up with a coffee in a dog friendly cafe where there are water bowls and doggy snacks. One woman kept staring at us yesterday and Dillon started to freak out. I gave him extra dog snacks just to annoy her, yes age has made me more outspoken !

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  60. Happy birthday xxx p.s very jealous of the hips in pic 1

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  61. MaggieB8:05 am

    Happy Birthday John,

    Deep breath.....you can get through this! MaggieB

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  62. Happy Birthday John xx

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  63. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Hope it goes just the way you want it to. xx

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  64. Happy Birthday young man. Have a great day...now .....get out with those dogs into the churchyard!! XX

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  65. HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHUCK!
    Hope it's a great day with loads of presents! X

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Janet too! X

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  66. Happy, happy birthday John .... have a good one. XXXX

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  67. Happy birthday to you
    Lisa x

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  68. Happy birthday, sweetheart. if that's how you'll be celebrating, I definitely want to see the video.

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  69. Happy birthday John - remember age is just a number! Hope you have a great day :)

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  70. Happy Birthday you old fart.

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  71. Happy birthday John, as my mum always said be yourself, often followed by calm down!

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  72. Our birthdays are quite close. Mine was last Friday and I am now 58. Have a great birthday.

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  73. Did you know that Josef Ospel the first Prime Minister of Liechtenstein died on June 1st 1962? He was 81. And on that cheerful note I wish you a happy birthday John!

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  74. Happy Birthday. Now I have to get away from all those images.

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  75. Many happy returns of the day John.....hope you have a wonderful day!

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  76. Happy birthday! May this be the best year ever.

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  77. Happy Birthday John. I was 50 effing five in March. I hate Birthdays!!!

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  78. Kitty in the forest10:30 am

    Happy Birthday John!
    May this be your happiest year yet!
    Kitty x

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  79. Happy Birthday!
    Positive thinking - 56 is the new 46 !

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  80. Happy Birthday, John. I heartily agree with Maggie Smith. Don't keep up the twerking for too long, you might do yourself an injury.

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  81. A very Happy Happy Birthday John... and many more to come... 56 hurts... I know because I became same age in February... where the fuck was 16 is what I want to know :O Love for this year and many others to come.

    Jo in Auckland, NZ

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  83. Happy Birthday John - today is my birthday too, but I am 68! Enjoy your youth!

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  84. 56 is just a fucking number!
    Celebrate it to the moon and back!
    All the best Mr.Man on this very special day.
    And to sister Janet too!!

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  85. Happy Birthday! have an amazing day!

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  86. Once you reach 60, you're just grateful to wake up in the mornings! Happy Birthday!!

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  87. Happy Birthday John!

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  88. Have a lovely day John. Can't wait to hear about the 'no-dogs-in-the-churchyard' story. Happy birthday.

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  89. Happy Birthday young'un ... you've got plenty of years ahead of you to misbehave , make people laugh and to love and enjoy life.
    Now get out there and eat a lot of cake.
    <3

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  90. Wishing you the BEST of days! Today is my brother-in-law's 70th birthday and he is definitely having a bit of trouble with it, though he is absolutley healthy and active and anyone would think him 10 years younger. Just think, you have 14 more years before you get there!

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  91. Happiest New Year, John!

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  92. Happy Birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy Birthday dear John. Happy birthday to you. Xx

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  93. Happy birthday, John! Your birthday sentiments all seem appropriate!

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  94. I've got to add mine here if only to give you a round century of responses - though there's bound to be many more yet to come. An extremely Happy Birthday to you (once more), JayGee.

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  95. Barbara Anne2:49 pm

    Happy birthday, John!

    From my vantage point of 67, you're a spring chick! I really thought I'd be taller by now ... :)

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  96. Happy Birthday John and many more to come.

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  97. Happy Birthday John xx

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  98. Happy Birthday. Wishing you an amazing day whatever you get up to. It's only a number x

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  99. Happy Birthday John boy. 56 and not out lucky you. I'm 63 on 11th.
    Hope somebody made you a scotch egg birthday cake. If not here's one I prepared earlier, enjoy.
    https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=zgIBRiPK&id=6BBA274CD53EB7EC7D68E8A96E52A93BDF1FFCEB&thid=OIP.zgIBRiPKNUOt6aIOM3khGgHaHa&mediaurl=http%3a%2f%2ffarm8.staticflickr.com%2f7138%2f6911010300_db2620a2d5_o.jpg&exph=612&expw=612&q=scotch+egg+birthday+cake&simid=608004394648211391&selectedIndex=0&qpvt=scotch+egg+birthday+cake&ajaxhist=0

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  100. adrienne from worcestershire3:31 pm

    Happy Birthday John x

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  101. Dear John I am in my seventies and when I moaned when I was 70 someone said " Think how lucky you are to get to this age, some people would have given everything to reach 20" Just saying. Have a lovely day and it is only a f...... number. Love Andie xxx

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  102. Happy Birthday, John. Soak in all the love and gratitude from your many readers. You brighten each day for us.

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  103. Happy birthday, John. I'm 50 fucking 6, too, and am just now starting to figure myself out (it's complicated.)

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  104. A very, very Happy Birthday.

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  105. HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY jOHN!!!

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  106. HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽถ. YOU YOUNG THING! Enjoy 'your' day...it is still June 1st in ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ. Mardy

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  107. Happy, happy birthday dear one! I can give you thirty years if you want!

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  108. The older you get the less incumbered you feel. Happy Birthday. Blow out the damned candles and celebrate

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  109. Anonymous5:19 pm

    Happy Happy Birthday John - have a wonderful day and celebrate! I regard you as a friend so Love Eileen in Dover xx

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  110. Anonymous5:42 pm

    Happy Birthday John! Have a wonderful day and don't
    worry about your age. I am much older and can tell you
    that each age has it's benefits. You are a wonderful person and well loved. Susan Hamilton

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  111. Happy Birthday! Hope you have a wonderful day!๐ŸŽ‚

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  112. Dear John, you are perfectly perfect exactly as you are. Beautiful eyes and loving soul. Happy birthday

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  113. Happy belated Birthday wishes. XXXXXX

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  114. Hope you've had a lovely birthday John !
    Love,
    ~Jo

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  115. Hope you had a great birthday John. Best wishes from someone old enough to be your mother xx

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  116. Anonymous7:56 pm

    Happy Birthday John (and twin Janet too) from California

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  117. Have a great birthday, I wrote a better comment but google and blogger ate it!

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  118. A Very Happy Birthday John-You Gorgeous Man ! xx

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  119. Anonymous9:50 pm

    Happy Birthday- hope the year ahead is just what you wish for. Wendy

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  120. Thank you all for your kind wishes
    X

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  121. Happy Birthday John,xx

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  122. Anonymous10:46 pm

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN!! Best wishes from Canada! Judy

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  123. Happy Birthday John.

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  124. Hope it was a great day. Happy Birthday ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿพ

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  125. I am last but not least: happy belated birthday all the way from Ohio!!

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  126. Happy Birthday! I hope you enjoy what ever it is you have planned!

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