I am 56 today
I know my own mind, I know myself, I know what I like.
I know what I don't like..I'm not a silly young queen.......never had been
It's my birthday though.....
Later I will tell you about my " No dogs in the churchyard" debacle
But for now this is how I feel about my birthday.....and how I will celebrate it......
ITS A quiet affair
Hey ho
I know my own mind, I know myself, I know what I like.
I know what I don't like..I'm not a silly young queen.......never had been
It's my birthday though.....
Later I will tell you about my " No dogs in the churchyard" debacle
But for now this is how I feel about my birthday.....and how I will celebrate it......
ITS A quiet affair
Hey ho
Especially loved the I am too old for your shit. Hope you have a good birthday. Take it from me, once you hit 68 you're just happy to be breathing.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday John.....from where I sit you are still a young one.
ReplyDeleteDance like a rock star. . Eat what makes you happy. . Drink like there is no to tomorrow. Best wishes and a happy 56th Birthday.
ReplyDeleteIs there cake? There must be cake.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday, good man.
A very happy birthday John. And more to come.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, John! You're 5 years younger than I am, you mere child, so feel good about yourself. Those gifs are all STELLAR, by the way! I'm stealing that first one for an upcoming Translesbigayapalooza post.
ReplyDeleteyou should get those guys in pix #1 to give you a lap dance! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, young man!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday from Carol in Minnesota, USA.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, have a little fun, don't do anything I wouldn't do.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday !
ReplyDeleteLet There Be Cake !
I am so old I can not see 56 in my rear view mirror even with my glasses on.
cheers, parsnip
Happy Birthday, John, and many more! I love the gifs :)
ReplyDeleteBest wishes!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday John. All the best!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday!!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, John! Hope there are plenty of treats, even if consumed quietly...Your gifs are very amusing, like little birthday cards we can all sign for you. So hard to choose between!
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday!
ReplyDeleteIce-cream Uncle John .... ICECREAM! Its compulsory on birthdays you know. It makes everything better. Even old age. Not that I'd know .... I'm only 5. Mum says have a great day. She's so old she can't even remember what it felt like to be fifty six.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday!!! Love the gifs, sweepea! xoxo
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday John!
ReplyDeleteYou can do 56. You wake up, feed animals, do stuff, walk animals, do some more stuff, feed animals, than walk them again, then read for a bit, go to bed, sleep, fart, snore, and wake up and do it again. With all the love in your home it should be a snap.
ReplyDeleteHappy fucking birthday 😊 from half a globe away.
Happy Birthday! You are still young! I love the Maggie Smith pic!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday kid!
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ReplyDeleteA very happy birthday to you John.
ReplyDeleteYou're only as young as you feel! So sing, dance, and treat yourself special! Don't act your age, act your shoe size! Life is for the living, so live each day fully and love freely!
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Everyday you're alive is an opportunity to do the things that make you happy and be with those you cherish and love. Cheers to you, John!!! You are wonderful, amazing, and much loved and treasured!!!
Happy, Happy Birthday John! You are just a kid! Really! You're 10 years younger than me so you must be a kid! Now, you must have cake and ice cream. Then a good strong drink of whatever you like! Have a good one!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday John! Scotch Eggs and birthday cake for all!!!!
ReplyDeleteHope you had a great day!
ReplyDeleteThe best way to feel young is to hang out with older people. That way you can be the kid again. Happy Birthday, dear John, and party like you are 49.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday John. Fifty-fucking-six is better than seventy-fucking-three, believe me! Make the most of it, you youngster.
ReplyDeleteA bit late but can I still say Happy Birthday. I hope it is the beginning of your best year yet.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday, John, you're just a spring chicken. Have a good year and some scotch eggs in there whenever you want!
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HB, J!
ReplyDeleteA very happy birthday to you! -Jenn
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday John! X
ReplyDeleteI think we'll all remember THIS post. Happy birthday. x
ReplyDeleteIt's still the first here in upstate NY, so I'm not really late, right? A very happy birthday and many more. I've found that the days can get sweeter as one gets older (I've got 20 years on you...)
ReplyDeleteOMG! Happy Birthday to you!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, John!
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Happy Birthday John!
ReplyDeletefrom not so sunny Corsica Liz
Happy birthday John, oh sorry HAPPY... BIRTHDAY.... JOHN!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday John! I didn't try to pick a favorite post, but this one is one of many reasons why I keep coming back for more. You are an amazing person and it's just a number. You are you, no matter what your age. Best wishes for many, many more. Ranee (MN) USA
ReplyDeleteBest of birthdays to you, sir!
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday and many happy returns of the day!😀
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday John.
ReplyDeleteGreetings Maria xx
Happy birthday John.
ReplyDeleteHappy Buffday John. Enjoy!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday John
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday John, spoil yourself and make sure it's a merry one.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday John! Have a lovely day. Xx
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday John, I hope you have a day full of love, laughter and scotch eggs.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday John xx
ReplyDeleteYou're a lovely man and you deserve a lovely birthday - hope you get one. Oh, and happy birthday to your sister too. You come up with the best GIFs - I laughed out loud at the first and last especially. XX
ReplyDeleteA mere broth of a boy! Have a good one.
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Warm regards for your special day John.. a tipple and cake are in order - ENJOY xx
ReplyDeleteMany happy returns!
ReplyDeleteAnd many happy returns, John!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday John! Life gets better every year - and I’m older than you.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday John... Hope you have great plans for today.
ReplyDelete56? You’re in your prime, John! And so’s your lovely sister. Have a wonderful birthday. x
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday John, now you are older than me until I catch up with you in February. I can't wait to hear the no dogs in the Churchyard debacle !
ReplyDeleteI dog walk with a neighbour once a week and we finish up with a coffee in a dog friendly cafe where there are water bowls and doggy snacks. One woman kept staring at us yesterday and Dillon started to freak out. I gave him extra dog snacks just to annoy her, yes age has made me more outspoken !
Happy birthday xxx p.s very jealous of the hips in pic 1
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday John,
ReplyDeleteDeep breath.....you can get through this! MaggieB
Happy Birthday John xx
ReplyDeleteHAPPY BIRTHDAY! Hope it goes just the way you want it to. xx
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday young man. Have a great day...now .....get out with those dogs into the churchyard!! XX
ReplyDeleteHAPPY BIRTHDAY CHUCK!
ReplyDeleteHope it's a great day with loads of presents! X
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Janet too! X
Happy, happy birthday John .... have a good one. XXXX
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday to you
ReplyDeleteLisa x
Happy birthday, sweetheart. if that's how you'll be celebrating, I definitely want to see the video.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday John - remember age is just a number! Hope you have a great day :)
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday you old fart.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday John, as my mum always said be yourself, often followed by calm down!
ReplyDeleteHB JG xx
ReplyDeleteOur birthdays are quite close. Mine was last Friday and I am now 58. Have a great birthday.
ReplyDeleteDid you know that Josef Ospel the first Prime Minister of Liechtenstein died on June 1st 1962? He was 81. And on that cheerful note I wish you a happy birthday John!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday. Now I have to get away from all those images.
ReplyDeleteMany happy returns of the day John.....hope you have a wonderful day!
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday! May this be the best year ever.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday John. I was 50 effing five in March. I hate Birthdays!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday John!
ReplyDeleteMay this be your happiest year yet!
Kitty x
Happy Birthday!
ReplyDeletePositive thinking - 56 is the new 46 !
Happy Birthday, John. I heartily agree with Maggie Smith. Don't keep up the twerking for too long, you might do yourself an injury.
ReplyDeleteA very Happy Happy Birthday John... and many more to come... 56 hurts... I know because I became same age in February... where the fuck was 16 is what I want to know :O Love for this year and many others to come.
ReplyDeleteJo in Auckland, NZ
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ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday John - today is my birthday too, but I am 68! Enjoy your youth!
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday Jean
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56 is just a fucking number!
ReplyDeleteCelebrate it to the moon and back!
All the best Mr.Man on this very special day.
And to sister Janet too!!
Happy Birthday! have an amazing day!
ReplyDeleteOnce you reach 60, you're just grateful to wake up in the mornings! Happy Birthday!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday John!
ReplyDeleteHave a lovely day John. Can't wait to hear about the 'no-dogs-in-the-churchyard' story. Happy birthday.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday young'un ... you've got plenty of years ahead of you to misbehave , make people laugh and to love and enjoy life.
ReplyDeleteNow get out there and eat a lot of cake.
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Wishing you the BEST of days! Today is my brother-in-law's 70th birthday and he is definitely having a bit of trouble with it, though he is absolutley healthy and active and anyone would think him 10 years younger. Just think, you have 14 more years before you get there!
ReplyDeleteHappiest New Year, John!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy Birthday dear John. Happy birthday to you. Xx
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday, John! Your birthday sentiments all seem appropriate!
ReplyDeleteI've got to add mine here if only to give you a round century of responses - though there's bound to be many more yet to come. An extremely Happy Birthday to you (once more), JayGee.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday, John!
ReplyDeleteFrom my vantage point of 67, you're a spring chick! I really thought I'd be taller by now ... :)
Happy Birthday John and many more to come.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday John xx
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday. Wishing you an amazing day whatever you get up to. It's only a number x
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday John boy. 56 and not out lucky you. I'm 63 on 11th.
ReplyDeleteHope somebody made you a scotch egg birthday cake. If not here's one I prepared earlier, enjoy.
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Happy Birthday!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday John x
ReplyDeleteDear John I am in my seventies and when I moaned when I was 70 someone said " Think how lucky you are to get to this age, some people would have given everything to reach 20" Just saying. Have a lovely day and it is only a f...... number. Love Andie xxx
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, John. Soak in all the love and gratitude from your many readers. You brighten each day for us.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday, John. I'm 50 fucking 6, too, and am just now starting to figure myself out (it's complicated.)
ReplyDeleteA very, very Happy Birthday.
ReplyDeleteHAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY jOHN!!!
ReplyDeleteHAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN 🎶🎶🎶. YOU YOUNG THING! Enjoy 'your' day...it is still June 1st in 🇨🇦. Mardy
ReplyDeleteHappy, happy birthday dear one! I can give you thirty years if you want!
ReplyDeleteThe older you get the less incumbered you feel. Happy Birthday. Blow out the damned candles and celebrate
ReplyDeleteHappy Happy Birthday John - have a wonderful day and celebrate! I regard you as a friend so Love Eileen in Dover xx
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday John! Have a wonderful day and don't
ReplyDeleteworry about your age. I am much older and can tell you
that each age has it's benefits. You are a wonderful person and well loved. Susan Hamilton
Happy Birthday! Hope you have a wonderful day!🎂
ReplyDeleteDear John, you are perfectly perfect exactly as you are. Beautiful eyes and loving soul. Happy birthday
ReplyDeleteHappy belated Birthday wishes. XXXXXX
ReplyDeleteHope you've had a lovely birthday John !
ReplyDeleteLove,
~Jo
Happy Birthday John (and twin Janet too) from California
ReplyDeleteHave a great birthday, I wrote a better comment but google and blogger ate it!
ReplyDeleteA Very Happy Birthday John-You Gorgeous Man ! xx
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday- hope the year ahead is just what you wish for. Wendy
ReplyDeleteThank you all for your kind wishes
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Happy Birthday John,xx
ReplyDeleteHAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN!! Best wishes from Canada! Judy
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday John.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday John! Gabs
ReplyDeleteHope it was a great day. Happy Birthday 🥂🍾
ReplyDeleteI am last but not least: happy belated birthday all the way from Ohio!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday! I hope you enjoy what ever it is you have planned!
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