Saturday, 10 February 2018

Game of Thrones

I've burnt my arse on an over bleached toilet again !
This is at least the fourth time I have done it.
Even Pavlov's dogs eventually learnt from their mistakes.
I always sit on the bowl rather than the seat....
The seat pinches me

49 comments:

  1. You really must rinse more.

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  2. Time to start sitting on the seat like the rest of humanity.

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  3. Get a wooden one. The seat I mean.

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  4. I really don't know what to say...

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  5. Anonymous10:54 am

    Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em.

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  6. Get a wooden seat, much less bleach is needed, in fact just a wipe over every day. Dry wood repels germs so much better. And then when you have it SIT ON THE SEAT like the rest of us :-)

    You must love it really, or you wouldn't keep doing it.

    Just out of interest ... do you have a red ring of shame on your burnt bum?

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    1. Also get a wooden chopping board while you're at it. More hygienic than plastic or glass.

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    2. Definitely. Wood all the way for me, and I grit my teeth in horror when I see people using a glass one ...; they BLUNT your knives :-(

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  7. Are you a tiny bit French I idly wonder? No lav. seat is the epitome of poor... you’ll be wiping your arse on the Sun next!

    LX

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  8. Even pigeons learn...........

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  9. Thank you for not posting photos.

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    1. Thank you, Tom, because I needed a good laugh. And you did it in 8 syllables -- awesome.

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  10. Toilets are such a problem here.My lovely Lily likes to nudge it open & drink from it.I worry that there may be chemical residue left behind so I must be very cautious.Plus teddy bear tries to reach & copy x

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  11. I remember having a wooden toilet seat, lacquered, but a split in the wood happened. Now that could pinch your cheek. I don't get how a modern toilet seat can pinch you.

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  12. No pictures today? Take care and be careful.

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  13. I always think of you when bleaching my toilet !

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  14. Yes, get a comfy seat ..... apparently, Princess Anne bought Charles a leather toilet seat one Christmas and he loves it ...... takes it everywhere with him !!!!! XXXX

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    1. Where's the brain bleach? I now have an indelible image in my head of the royal arse on a leather seat, and it's not a good one!

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  15. Get a new seat or you're going to need a new "seat."

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  16. Reading that first line, I was thinking WTF, and then I got the 'again' and, well, I couldn't help myself, I started to laugh.

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  17. No visuals thank goodness!

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  18. Well, no one can accuse you of not keeping a clean house. -Jenn

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  19. I don't use bleach any more. I use method toilet bowl cleaner. Non toxic and smells nice too! It will save your bum! :)

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  20. John, as a nurse you know damn well that you cannot possibly keep a sterile toilet. And besides that- it's your own toilet! You aren't going to get ill from it. Perhaps white vinegar could be substituted for the bleach. Easier on pipes, the environment, and your ass!
    Do we need to call in Dr. Freud about this issue?

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  21. You are the ONLY person I have ever heard of who has this problem.

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  22. I just think you are getting desperate for something to write about!

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    1. Perhaps you are right sue

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  23. Just get a decent terlit seat, John.

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  24. Get a wooden seat hand carved by a woodsman in the shape of your bum. xx

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  25. John, you know how people try to be nice by saying that they are laughing "with" you and not "at" you, well sorry... not this time!

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  26. Damn, John you made me choke and spit my hot coffee all over my computer screen. I don't beleive I've heard of anyone who intentionally sits on the porcelain portion. Good lord I'd fall all the way in and either drown or get my socks wet. Hope all ended well. . . . now need to clean up after myself. Take care and hope the rest of your day goes more smoothly. PS. Don't sit on the part that pinches

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  27. I think one of the first or almost first posts I read was about you and your toilet problems....
    I love my new Japanese toilet with the uber fancy German seat !

    cheers, parsnip and mandibles

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  28. Stop using bleach! You don't need it - just wipe with normal bathroom cleaner. You're not going to catch anything.

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    1. I know but I like bleach !

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  29. lol . . . slow news day? :P

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  30. Dettol wipes and/or new toilet seat.

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  31. Is the same thing happening to the Prof?

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    1. No he is civilised , he uses the seat

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  32. Trying to visualize this! Thanks!
    You'll learn one of these days.

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  33. John, you NEED to find a seat that's comfortable! Go around a few Bathroom places, or whatever and try some out. We've gone for ones that have a quiet, self closing system - they're somewhat heavier than the cheap numbers and they are very comfortable ....
    Experiment until you find one that suits your size and shape!!!

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  34. Time to buy a new and padded seat.

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    1. Nice to have you back viv

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  36. I use a hand held steamer to clean and "sanitize" the toilet - just a wipe down with a soft cloth afterwards. Great fun watching the water boil in the bowl (well, I needed a new hobby !). Guaranteed to kill all known germs, though I sometimes wonder where the unknown ones are lurking !
    Agree with the others - go out and buy a comfortable new seat. You've brought your kitchen into the 21st century, now do the same with your loo seat !

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  38. I didn't want to know this. Rubbing the eraser on my forehead and the image still won't go away. And switch to vinegar or go outside with the dogs.

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