Tuesday, 19 December 2017

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100 comments:

  1. "Kiss me, you sexy man!"

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  2. "Are you looking at me?"

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  3. "If I stare at the Gray person long enough, he will explode".

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  4. "not liking the snow"

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    1. She's a Scottish ewe
      Show is nothing

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  5. I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy . . . ”

    Love your blog.
    ~Terrill

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    1. Anonymous7:14 am

      One of the top romantic line from a film.When Julie Roberts asks Hugh Grants in the film Nottinghill
      "I'm a girl, standing in front of a boy asking him to love me"
      Makes me swoon!!

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  6. Do my new horns make me look fat?

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  7. "Don't fuck with me. A gift?"

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  8. I'm horny, got a problem with that?

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  9. Did you just ask me if I'm gay?

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  10. Ewe really get my goat! (Does anyone say 'get my goat' anymore?

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  11. I hang out with my guru in my heart.

    Yep. That's me. Ram Dass.

    (Wrote my thesis on Dass. Couldn't resist.)

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  12. Which one of you motherfuckers cut off the ends of my horns when I passed out at the pub last night?

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  13. I'm on tup of the world!

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  14. You got me WHAT for Christmas?

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  15. "Gimme some cheap white bread and no one gets hurt ..."

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  16. I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

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  17. I see you, I own you, I know your soul!

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  18. So I walked into this Pub with the Professor and a Gay ...

    cheers, parsnip

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  19. You make it kinda hard not to stare...

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  20. "I know where you were last night!"

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  21. Be a dear John and run get me a snack.

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  22. Don't even think about it.

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  23. No I.D.-no entry!

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  24. Just got back from the supermarket.
    It was rammed.

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  25. Secretly I'm actually a reindeer wearing a sweater!

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  26. John said WHAT????????

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  27. Did you just say I'm thickheaded?!
    Greetings Maria x

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  28. Read my eyes.... baby its cold outside!!

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  29. Are ewe lookin'at me? I said,are ewe lookin' at me?

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  30. I Soay, I Soay, I Soay............... A man in a movie theatre notices what looks like a sheep sitting next to him.
    "Are you a sheep?" asked the man, surprised.
    "Yes."
    "What are you doing at the movies?"
    The sheep replied, "Well, I liked the book."

    Baa humbug :) :)

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  31. 3 2 1 you're back in the field!

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  32. "Hey Stewepid". (Sheep to man)

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  33. 'I'm not a vegetarian for my health, I'm a vegetarian for the health of the sheep.' stolen and tweeked from Isaac Bashevis Singer.

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  34. Anonymous10:27 am

    "Here's looking at you, kid"

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  35. A silly blog post runs and runs thank you

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    1. So many funny comments! But John on a serious note, many thanks for all the previous posts I didn't find myself eloquent enough to comment on.

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  37. Anonymous10:38 am

    Merry Christmas

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  38. all I want for xmess is a new best friend cause I miss my mommy.

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  39. "I am here to steal your heart"

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    1. Jay would agree with that

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  40. Move it or lose it.

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  41. Nicked from The Beatles PS I love you, Ewe, Ewe, Ewe

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  42. You know, like at the fair, so you move the little electrified disc along the horn with a steady hand and try not to touch .... ouch "ç"%"%ing hell, that hurt!

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  43. Anonymous1:27 pm

    RAM RAIDER

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  44. BAA, RAM, EWE.

    [ Sheep ]

    BAA, RAM, EWE.

    TO YOUR BREED, YOUR FLEECE,

    YOUR CLAN BE TRUE.


    SHEEP BE TRUE.

    BAA, RAM, EWE.

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    1. I've never heard this before

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    2. You've never seen BABE? Oh you must see it!

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  45. I use and hear this expression quite often !

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  46. you want to say that again?

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  47. Confused on my heritage - perhaps a jackalope???

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  48. Anonymous3:21 pm

    “You want answers?” “The truth, you can’t handle the truth”. Quote from a Jack Nicholson movie. Sheep would say “even if I have a fleecy coat I am still cold, wet and want pajamas.

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  49. What do you mean, Santa isn't real????

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  50. "It's not ewe...it's me!"

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  51. I wonder if viagra would work on getting my horns erect.

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  52. Beep Beep, I'm a sheep, beep beep I'm a sheep. (if you don't know the song this probably makes no sense!)

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    1. The song (it's mad!) https://youtu.be/CZlfbep2LdU

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  53. What a clever lot of readers you have. Wonderful comments...yes, go see Babe. Sorry I got her to late to offer a caption.

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  54. Anonymous1:16 am

    OOh "Lonesome Me"

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  55. Of course I'm late to the table but:
    Oh no, you didn't..........(sarcastically)

    I liked Terrill's response too. :)

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  56. I'm too sexy for my shirt.

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  57. Very nice post.really I apperciate your blog.Thanks for sharing.keep sharing more blogs.

    เย็ดสาว

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  58. Oh yeah? You and who's army?

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  59. No matter how hard she concentrated, Irene still couldn't master the Prof's Roger Moore eyebrow

    Happy Christmas John. The kitchen looks lovely x

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  60. I herd you say that, Am i really be-ewe-tiful?

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  61. This blog is awesome and very informative keep Sharing this type of blog.

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