"I'll admit I may have seen better days,
but I'm still not to be had for the price of a cocktail,
like a salted
"Kiss me, you sexy man!"
"Are you looking at me?"
Welsh Leisure Centre
"If I stare at the Gray person long enough, he will explode".
I almost did
"not liking the snow"
She's a Scottish ewe Show is nothing
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy . . . ” Love your blog. ~Terrill
One of the top romantic line from a film.When Julie Roberts asks Hugh Grants in the film Nottinghill"I'm a girl, standing in front of a boy asking him to love me" Makes me swoon!!
Do my new horns make me look fat?
gotta go with this one!
"Don't fuck with me. A gift?"
I'm horny, got a problem with that?
Did you just ask me if I'm gay?
Ewe really get my goat! (Does anyone say 'get my goat' anymore?
my mum does!
I hang out with my guru in my heart.Yep. That's me. Ram Dass.(Wrote my thesis on Dass. Couldn't resist.)
Which one of you motherfuckers cut off the ends of my horns when I passed out at the pub last night?
I'm on tup of the world!
You got me WHAT for Christmas?
"Gimme some cheap white bread and no one gets hurt ..."
I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
I see you, I own you, I know your soul!
So I walked into this Pub with the Professor and a Gay ...cheers, parsnip
Go ahead, make my day!
You make it kinda hard not to stare...
"My 'orns 'ert".
"I know where you were last night!"
Be a dear John and run get me a snack.
Don't even think about it.
No I.D.-no entry!
Just got back from the supermarket.It was rammed.
Secretly I'm actually a reindeer wearing a sweater!
John said WHAT????????
Did you just say I'm thickheaded?!Greetings Maria x
Read my eyes.... baby its cold outside!!
Are ewe lookin'at me? I said,are ewe lookin' at me?
In a bronx accent
I Soay, I Soay, I Soay............... A man in a movie theatre notices what looks like a sheep sitting next to him. "Are you a sheep?" asked the man, surprised. "Yes." "What are you doing at the movies?" The sheep replied, "Well, I liked the book."Baa humbug :) :)
Good too! Lol
3 2 1 you're back in the field!
"Hey Stewepid". (Sheep to man)
I'm looking for ewe.
'I'm not a vegetarian for my health, I'm a vegetarian for the health of the sheep.' stolen and tweeked from Isaac Bashevis Singer.
"Here's looking at you, kid"
A silly blog post runs and runs thank you
So many funny comments! But John on a serious note, many thanks for all the previous posts I didn't find myself eloquent enough to comment on.
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all I want for xmess is a new best friend cause I miss my mommy.
"I am here to steal your heart"
Jay would agree with that
Move it or lose it.
Nicked from The Beatles PS I love you, Ewe, Ewe, Ewe
My horns need baubles.
Ewe stupid boy.
You know, like at the fair, so you move the little electrified disc along the horn with a steady hand and try not to touch .... ouch "ç"%"%ing hell, that hurt!
BAA, RAM, EWE.[ Sheep ]BAA, RAM, EWE.TO YOUR BREED, YOUR FLEECE,YOUR CLAN BE TRUE. SHEEP BE TRUE.BAA, RAM, EWE.
I've never heard this before
You've never seen BABE? Oh you must see it!
I use and hear this expression quite often !
you want to say that again?
Confused on my heritage - perhaps a jackalope???
“You want answers?” “The truth, you can’t handle the truth”. Quote from a Jack Nicholson movie. Sheep would say “even if I have a fleecy coat I am still cold, wet and want pajamas.
What do you mean, Santa isn't real????
"It's not ewe...it's me!"
I wonder if viagra would work on getting my horns erect.
Beep Beep, I'm a sheep, beep beep I'm a sheep. (if you don't know the song this probably makes no sense!)
The song (it's mad!) https://youtu.be/CZlfbep2LdU
What a clever lot of readers you have. Wonderful comments...yes, go see Babe. Sorry I got her to late to offer a caption.
OOh "Lonesome Me"
Of course I'm late to the table but:Oh no, you didn't..........(sarcastically)I liked Terrill's response too. :)
I'm too sexy for my shirt.
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Oh yeah? You and who's army?
No matter how hard she concentrated, Irene still couldn't master the Prof's Roger Moore eyebrow Happy Christmas John. The kitchen looks lovely x
I herd you say that, Am i really be-ewe-tiful?
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I love all comments Except abusive ones from arseholes