Wednesday, 15 November 2017

Posh Porn

The plumber returned to tinker away with all of the radiators this morning and Winnie, with her serious face on, shadowed his every move, her nose inches from his tinkering!
When he came downstairs he mentioned that he saw one of our original bits of art propped up in the Prof's office
" I like your bit of posh porn!" He quipped
I was  embarrassed and just smiled weakly


39 comments:

  1. Isn't it called "The Plumber's Visit"?

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    1. I think the woman ( who was the artist) is the one getting plumbed

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  2. Absolute filth .....the guy looks like Billy Ray Cyrus in his achy braky days ....woman is clearly a harlot

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    1. You can look at if u like ....ten shillings a time

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    2. Peep show eh ??? I don't know what kind of operation you're running down there Gray but I'll be round in ten

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    3. Dont rush the vicar's around with Gaynor the mad organist and the community council is waiting at the door with their loose change out

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    4. Can't be in politics without a trip to the peep show ....allegedly

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    5. Its a fact finding tour

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  3. I quite like it too, but I've always been fascinated with plumbing techniques.

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    1. It was the first thing we ever bought together. From a little gallery in middlewood sheffield

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    2. A charming choice and memory. Was this a somewhat odd selection for a gay couple?

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    3. No gays dont always need to buy gay themed things liz

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  4. Not quite as saucy as a Beryl Cook.

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    1. Who is beryl cook ?

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    2. She lives on Bron Haul jason

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    3. I cant be arsed going upstairs to check on the artist's name but she's now quite ought after

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    4. I've got one.

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    5. She died in 2008.

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    6. Beryl cook! Dead?

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    7. I looked her up, such amusing paintings: "slice of life" scenes.

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    8. I cant make out the signiture on mine

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    9. Beryl ? Dead ? Does Johnny Gielgud know ? Dear dear johnny ...

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  5. Like Bruce, I'm ummmm, but it is vaguely Japanese, the stuff from the 1800's woodcuts.....

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    1. I was about to say the same thing but I have seen it in jade and in ivory. Tiny pieces maybe an 3-4 cm high

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    2. And rings, with interlocking figures.

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    1. As he does in all gay porn

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  7. Never a dull moment in a quiet town

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  8. They are very bendy x

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  9. He is very hairy. !!..

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  10. I wish I could remember her name. Please let me know; it's driving me nuts. She's very good, you have invested wisely.

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  11. "Posh Porn" You UK inhabitants make everything sound so fancy. It is a great "piece".

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  12. Why were you embarrassed John? Doesn't everyone have a painting of a couple getting frisky? :-)

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