Posh Porn

The plumber returned to tinker away with all of the radiators this morning and Winnie, with her serious face on, shadowed his every move, her nose inches from his tinkering!
When he came downstairs he mentioned that he saw one of our original bits of art propped up in the Prof's office
" I like your bit of posh porn!" He quipped
I was  embarrassed and just smiled weakly


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39 comments:

  1. Yorkshire Pudding7:34 pm

    Isn't it called "The Plumber's Visit"?

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    1. John Going Gently7:43 pm

      I think the woman ( who was the artist) is the one getting plumbed

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  2. jason7:35 pm

    Absolute filth .....the guy looks like Billy Ray Cyrus in his achy braky days ....woman is clearly a harlot

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    1. John Going Gently7:42 pm

      You can look at if u like ....ten shillings a time

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    2. jason7:44 pm

      Peep show eh ??? I don't know what kind of operation you're running down there Gray but I'll be round in ten

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    3. John Going Gently7:47 pm

      Dont rush the vicar's around with Gaynor the mad organist and the community council is waiting at the door with their loose change out

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    4. jason7:57 pm

      Can't be in politics without a trip to the peep show ....allegedly

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    5. John Going Gently8:30 pm

      Its a fact finding tour

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  3. Tom Stephenson7:46 pm

    I quite like it too, but I've always been fascinated with plumbing techniques.

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    1. John Going Gently7:49 pm

      It was the first thing we ever bought together. From a little gallery in middlewood sheffield

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    2. Lizzy D9:08 pm

      A charming choice and memory. Was this a somewhat odd selection for a gay couple?

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    3. John Going Gently10:07 pm

      No gays dont always need to buy gay themed things liz

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  4. Gwil W7:55 pm

    Boteros.

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  5. Rachel Phillips8:07 pm

    Not quite as saucy as a Beryl Cook.

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    1. jason8:25 pm

      Who is beryl cook ?

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    2. John Going Gently8:27 pm

      She lives on Bron Haul jason

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    3. John Going Gently8:29 pm

      I cant be arsed going upstairs to check on the artist's name but she's now quite ought after

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    4. Rachel Phillips8:32 pm

      I've got one.

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    5. Rachel Phillips8:34 pm

      She died in 2008.

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    6. John Going Gently8:37 pm

      Beryl cook! Dead?

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    7. Rachel Phillips8:47 pm

      Yep.

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    8. Lizzy D9:14 pm

      I looked her up, such amusing paintings: "slice of life" scenes.

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    9. John Going Gently10:06 pm

      I cant make out the signiture on mine

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    10. jason10:08 pm

      Beryl ? Dead ? Does Johnny Gielgud know ? Dear dear johnny ...

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    11. John Going Gently11:07 pm

      Mad fucker

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  6. Catalyst8:24 pm

    Ummm . . . .

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  7. Should Fish More10:03 pm

    Like Bruce, I'm ummmm, but it is vaguely Japanese, the stuff from the 1800's woodcuts.....

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    1. Sol12:55 am

      I was about to say the same thing but I have seen it in jade and in ivory. Tiny pieces maybe an 3-4 cm high

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    2. Lizzy D2:53 am

      And rings, with interlocking figures.

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  8. Bob11:00 pm

    The plumber knows.

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  9. Travel4:45 am

    Never a dull moment in a quiet town

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  10. BadPenny7:40 am

    They are very bendy x

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  11. Moving with Mitchell8:29 am

    Being plumbed... again.

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  12. Frances8:29 am

    He is very hairy. !!..

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  13. Cro Magnon8:41 am

    I wish I could remember her name. Please let me know; it's driving me nuts. She's very good, you have invested wisely.

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  14. MissFifi12:55 pm

    "Posh Porn" You UK inhabitants make everything sound so fancy. It is a great "piece".

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  15. Cherie5:46 pm

    Why were you embarrassed John? Doesn't everyone have a painting of a couple getting frisky? :-)

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