Saturday, 25 November 2017

Ohhh Errrrr


" oh I do look rather surprised don't I ?" said the woman with the clipboard pointing at her identify badly photo " I was in the photo booth having it taken and someone poked a chocolate eclair through the curtains" 
So shared Victoria Wood in one of her most funny human moment routines.
I was reminded of this comic aside after I had presented the kitchen fitters with a large box of eclairs yesterday. After I had handed them over to effusive thanks and only after the apprentice thought I was out of earshot, there was much ribald laughter from the fitters as they shared a dirty joke which probably featured penis length!

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  1. Good job you didn't get them ring doughnuts as well, they would have been convulsing on the floor! x

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  2. And how big WERE those eclairs?

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  3. Should of gone with the muffins. They did a great job.

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    1. I hadn't to grab what I could

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  4. May I suggest looking at this from a perspective different to that of a penis holder.

    The eclair may symbolize the receptacle, the whipped cream a result obvious to anyone with carnal knowledge; as to chocolate ... well, that'd be the icing upon consummation.

    U

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    1. Make that consumption ...

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  5. Ribald laughter or not I am pretty sure they enjoyed the eclairs.

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    1. I bought 8 and thre was only three of them

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  6. Was hoping I would have been asked to cut the ribbon on the new kitchen !!!!

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    1. We are looking for someone ! U are very welcome

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  7. Sounds like good, healthy banter.

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    1. If I was a politician or a BBC presenter things would have been different

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    2. The chocolate eclair and the kitchen fitter scandal

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    3. Did the kitchen fitter it all in

      ?

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    4. Yes, he knew when to swallow

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  8. It's all totally fona bido!
    God, I miss Victoria SO much! X

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    1. " Melt the plastic buttons on me flameproof nightie" Was my favourite line of hers. From the fabulous "Lets do it". Brilliant!

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    2. Fonabido!!! That's class

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  9. guess who is now going to buy eclairs for all tradesmen!

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  10. May I suggest a ribbon cutting ceremony videotaped showing you, Chris and all the fur babies participating in the solemn occasion.

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  11. Yeah, but I bet every one of them still crammed it in. An eclair, I mean.

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  12. Fantastic. You never fail to make me laugh. You should be on prescription.x

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  13. I was going to say how much I love chocolate eclairs but now I won't! haha

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  14. You can always count on workmen for a filthy joke or two!

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  15. Given this story and the title of your previous post...

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  16. After copious amounts of tea and biccies we gave our builders a case of beer to share out, one said he was a cider drinker.

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  17. These must be the most well looked after kitchen fitters ever. 😉

    The last time I heard of tradesmen being so well catered for was when my mum and dad had their living room redecorated. The decoraters got bacon butties mid morning, sandwiches for lunch and homemade scones with jam mid afternoon.... no wonder it took so long to get the room finished!!

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  18. I miss laughter in the workplace.

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