" oh I do look rather surprised don't I ?" said the woman with the clipboard pointing at her identify badly photo " I was in the photo booth having it taken and someone poked a chocolate eclair through the curtains"So shared Victoria Wood in one of her most funny human moment routines.
I was reminded of this comic aside after I had presented the kitchen fitters with a large box of eclairs yesterday. After I had handed them over to effusive thanks and only after the apprentice thought I was out of earshot, there was much ribald laughter from the fitters as they shared a dirty joke which probably featured penis length!
Good job you didn't get them ring doughnuts as well, they would have been convulsing on the floor! x
ReplyDeleteDirty mare x
DeleteAnd how big WERE those eclairs?
ReplyDeleteBIG
DeleteShould of gone with the muffins. They did a great job.
ReplyDeleteI hadn't to grab what I could
DeleteWait......what??????
DeleteMay I suggest looking at this from a perspective different to that of a penis holder.
ReplyDeleteThe eclair may symbolize the receptacle, the whipped cream a result obvious to anyone with carnal knowledge; as to chocolate ... well, that'd be the icing upon consummation.
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Make that consumption ...
DeleteRibald laughter or not I am pretty sure they enjoyed the eclairs.
ReplyDeleteI bought 8 and thre was only three of them
DeleteWas hoping I would have been asked to cut the ribbon on the new kitchen !!!!
ReplyDeleteWe are looking for someone ! U are very welcome
DeleteSounds like good, healthy banter.
ReplyDeleteIf I was a politician or a BBC presenter things would have been different
DeleteThe chocolate eclair and the kitchen fitter scandal
DeleteDid the kitchen fitter it all in
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Yes, he knew when to swallow
DeleteIt's all totally fona bido!
ReplyDeleteGod, I miss Victoria SO much! X
" Melt the plastic buttons on me flameproof nightie" Was my favourite line of hers. From the fabulous "Lets do it". Brilliant!
DeleteFonabido!!! That's class
Deleteguess who is now going to buy eclairs for all tradesmen!
ReplyDeleteMay I suggest a ribbon cutting ceremony videotaped showing you, Chris and all the fur babies participating in the solemn occasion.
ReplyDeleteExcellent idea.
DeleteYeah, but I bet every one of them still crammed it in. An eclair, I mean.
ReplyDeleteDirty lesbian you x
DeleteHeh heh heh
DeleteFantastic. You never fail to make me laugh. You should be on prescription.x
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DeleteI was going to say how much I love chocolate eclairs but now I won't! haha
ReplyDeleteYou can always count on workmen for a filthy joke or two!
ReplyDeleteGiven this story and the title of your previous post...
ReplyDeleteAfter copious amounts of tea and biccies we gave our builders a case of beer to share out, one said he was a cider drinker.
ReplyDeleteThese must be the most well looked after kitchen fitters ever. 😉
ReplyDeleteThe last time I heard of tradesmen being so well catered for was when my mum and dad had their living room redecorated. The decoraters got bacon butties mid morning, sandwiches for lunch and homemade scones with jam mid afternoon.... no wonder it took so long to get the room finished!!
I miss laughter in the workplace.
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