Walking Back from the Flower Show Review meeting tonight the committee members all stopped to admire our new kitchen window on the lane which no longer sports it's usual antique French lace curtain.
" You'll need to sort that out " said Pat the animal helper
" I saw you in your underpants the other morning" she remarked dryly
Ps this photo is NOT ME
Better get the curtain back up then. Fast.
ReplyDeleteyou hung your panties in the kitchen window? go commando and you won't have that problem!
ReplyDeleteWOO HOO; ENCORE; FABULOUS; THREE CHEERS FOR JOHN!
DeleteNo you did not. You are one cheeky monkey.
ReplyDeleteI bet you made Pat's day!
ReplyDeleteBet I didn't
DeleteI agree with Debs! I say you have got to keep the neighbors talking. I'm sure mine have gotten a few eye fulls.
ReplyDeleteI hope you were strutting about in stylish M&S underpants and not your Homer Simpson boxers.
ReplyDeleteYikes.....get those curtains up John. You don't want a whole parade of women cruising past your cottage just for the view.
ReplyDeleteMy hubby likes to walk about commando. He forgets in my 36 years in healthcare I've seen about a billion bare arses and unless you're Jackson Teller From SOA, I'm non-affected. Carry on John.
ReplyDeleteAt last, a fellow SOA fan! Gotta love that Jax ass!
DeleteI am with you two. Love Jax!
DeleteJG really ought to replace that pic for one of Jax in his boxers, or without, we really don't mind. Bet he'd cop for loads more followers too so win-win!
DeleteWe don't mind at all!!!!!
DeleteJust use those pants for curtains; they look big enough!
ReplyDeleteWell, all I can say is that there will be a stampede of locals past your window from now in!!! Perhaps traffic warning signs should be considered at the next Village meeting!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the picture, you just turned me straight!
ReplyDeleteOhhhh, a selfie! Teehee!
ReplyDeleteOMG! That is a sight I do NOT wish to see at 5.50 of a morning - or p.m. too for that matter!
ReplyDeleteBtw: Why is it that in films so many men wear WHITE underpants? It's something I stopped doing and I changed to coloureds when still a teenager after finding that with whites one........Oops! We'd better not go there.
hee hee hee!
DeleteNo. Don't go there, go in the lavatory bowl instead Ray!
DeleteYou join the dots correctly, Y.P. (blushing).
DeleteOh my!
ReplyDeleteWhat was my first thought ...Hey up a decent furry bloke
ReplyDeleteHehe, I dread to think what one of our neighbours can see. I'm always trotting around in underwear!
ReplyDeleteGood on you. I often strip off in our living room after a show and I am sure the people in the first floor place across the street have copped a view. Frankly after getting nearly naked in the dressing room many times with bodies f every size and gender without batting an eyelid, I care not. ;-)
ReplyDeleteMrs C, I used to play Rugby... need I say more?
DeleteStalker !
ReplyDeleteBoxers or y's??
ReplyDeleteSeems we all have now - and reminds me - you still need to keepoff the Scotch eggs!
ReplyDeleteAgree about the new girl on Road trip - canny, pretty and such a natty dresser to boot.
That's not me !
DeleteIs it Chris?
DeleteGoogle image
Deletesigh of relief ~
Deletethat's NOT you, john? now I am disappointed. :-(
DeleteAt least you were wearing some and not going commando! x
ReplyDeleteConvent school knickers.
ReplyDeleteNo. Just no, OK?
ReplyDeletehttps://youtu.be/YPhXZQFBeEE
ReplyDelete😊😁😂
Sally, I was giggling helplessly ... he is enjoying himself so much :)
DeleteIsn't he fab!!!! 😁
DeleteI thought it was Ed Balls! Great video
DeleteLolol, he also does one in pink sparkly pants 😁😁
DeleteYour kitchen could become the showstopper of the village!
ReplyDeleteWho is it then?
ReplyDeleteIt's either The Prof or Kim Kardashian.
DeleteI'd go with kim kraptrashian!
DeleteI wear pants like that, but a lot smaller size.
ReplyDeleteThis made me roar. Ha!
ReplyDeleteIt's too late, John, to proclaim it's not you. That image has now been pasted into your loyal readers' minds. Not, of course, that I (make that a BOLD I) was taken in. A big bottom is one thing; no one in their right mind gives you a glimpse of their cellulite.
ReplyDeleteWhat I'd like to know is why people tut tut over catching someone in their underwear when they might see the same sight and more at a beach or pool near you. Which reminds me: Don't you think men's swimsuits in the olden days, say a hundred or so years ago, most dashing?
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I would never wear skimpies
DeleteIt's either The Prof or Kim Kardashian.
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It is you. Okay, if you say it's not, I'll believe you. I bend over in the garden all of the time in my summer cotton shifts. My kids tell me not to and I tell them, the neighbors shouldn't be looking, and if they are, they deserve what they get.
ReplyDeleteThis image is now burned into my brain. I am not sure if I should thank you for that.
ReplyDeleteTwo things I have heard over the years that apply:
ReplyDelete1: If the neighbors don't like the view, they don't have to watch.
2: God sees all, who cares about what the neighbors think.
I have to giggle John, funny story I’ll share... My next door neighbor is a single young chap. He use to be in the bedroom upstairs that if he wanted could 👀 right into mine. I’ve got rolls and I’m a bit droopy but today I was described as fluffy. After 4 years or so, the young chap moved to another bedroom not facing my windows. I think I stymied his chances to score. All is well in the neighborhood though. 🎃😉🍂
ReplyDeleteI thought you said Animal Helper Pat has macular degeneration??
ReplyDeleteAt least you had some on!!
ReplyDeleteI've never glimpsed any of the neighbours in their underpants. Mind you, we Northern Irish folk tend to have both shutters and curtains on our windows, so such glimpses are most unlikely!
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