I've just spent an exhausing couple of hours knocking on doors selling raffle tickets.
I left William asleep in the back garden
I won't do that again
He peed inside my gardening shoes just before I got home
George was shocked and disgusted
I left William asleep in the back garden
I won't do that again
He peed inside my gardening shoes just before I got home
George was shocked and disgusted
Just hose them off and life goes on!
ReplyDeleteMine are white covered in a floral print
Looks like it was the best thing for them.
ReplyDeleteBitchx
Delete1- He was marking them, you belong to him.
ReplyDelete2- He thought he was making them smell better.
3- He is a dog, he pees on things. ( mine actually lifted his leg and peed on my husband one time )
Mine lifted his leg on my friend's BBQ!
DeleteOh no ! food and all ?
Deletesorry...LOL !
Quite a splash zone, William!
ReplyDeleteThat's what I was thinking!
DeleteHe's blind and old and tends to wobble
DeleteI'm not blind but I tend to wobble too. now and then.
DeleteGeorge !
ReplyDeleteWilliam loves you.
Just hose them off.
We find all sorts of critters (some poisonous) and strange poop inside if we leave shoes out overnight. They come in the house with us after a hose off.
cheers, parsnip and thehamish
He was expressing his displeasure at your absence! Poor guy!
ReplyDeletebwhahahahaha! I don't blame you, wee georgie.
ReplyDeleteI suspect George was tut-tutting William!
ReplyDeleteMaybe he doesn't like you wearing Crocs!!
ReplyDeleteMine are both peeing all over my new garden at the mo.Little territory marking sods 😁
ReplyDeleteI had a Golden Retriever who started humping my wife's friend. She was a tiny woman. We all had a good laugh as we pulled him off. It's just what dogs do I guess.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was pregnant with my son ( many many years ago) we lived in NYC and my husbands friend lived in the Village where he made clothes and bags out of leather in a bit loft apt.
DeleteWe went to visit .. the friend had a large yellow Labrador.
That dog could not stop humping me, trying to hump me, humping as close as he could get to me .... and then the other dog came in ... they fought over me.
Who gets to hump the pregnant lady ???
It was awful and I made my husband promise me we would never ever visit them again.
I hate people who have large dogs and don't train them.
You pulled him off? You dirty cad
ReplyDeleteGeorge would NEVER do a thing like that.
ReplyDeleteGeorge has never done anything naughty in the twelve years he has lived.....and thats the truth...no puddles, no sickness, no stealing, no badness
DeleteHe delivered an ephemeral opinion. Well, after you hose it away.
ReplyDeleteWilliam has had enough of your business.
ReplyDeleteHe's a babe, these things happen, pets are like small children, forgive. Could be worse...
ReplyDeleteI never take umbrage ..... I just loved George's expression
DeleteEven though you cant see his face
DeleteNext time let george wtite the blog. Im curious about his thoughts..and if those shoes were on my porch i would probably pee on them too.ha
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ReplyDeleteAs follows
Welsh terriers get on my tits. Bulldogs are overrated. I hate cats.
I love the Prof . Fat dad is ok.
Don't fuss me too much!
Don't rock the boat!
He has a point and seems to everyones place. Thank you george. Ease up on the bulldog though.
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DeletePlease tell George, I love his blog.
DeleteThat was kind of you to sell the tickets. I don't know about the pee in my gardening clogs tho. LOL
ReplyDeleteGeorge, you are so adorable with your beautiful, horrified ears. :D
ReplyDeletePoor old William.
ReplyDeleteAnd in a different way, poor George!
Thanx for that chuckle
ReplyDeleteGeorge was just pissed because he did not think of doing that first.
ReplyDeleteHealthy kidneys for an older dog,
ReplyDeleteWhat was William thinking??
ReplyDeleteGood thing he didn't pee on your new stove (in the background).
ReplyDeleteOld stove! Awaiting scrap
DeleteAre you sure it was George rather than one of your other denizens playing at 'cunning'? Before rounding on him you should have sniffed all their wees and made comparisons - exactly as Miss Marple would have done.
ReplyDeleteOh no raymondo it was william who peed
DeleteWell okay, so I got the names switched. But I take it that at least the aroma you got identified the culprit.
DeleteGeorge is standing guard so you don't put on pee stained shoes.
ReplyDeleteBloody good aim for one that can hardly see ... well done William :-)
ReplyDeletePriceless! Thankfully, the shoes are not!
ReplyDeleteSimply, he has taste in shoes and your crocs offend him so he took action. I empathise :P
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Very Nicely Said! Loved the bit about "move away from home," smartest thing I ever did.
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