"I'll admit I may have seen better days,
but I'm still not to be had for the price of a cocktail,
"(Margo Channing)
Albert The Cat's Blog Entry
Yawn!
I'm writing this as I wait for food
I'm always waiting to be fed.....bastards!
The effin' dogs always come first!, especally that bastard pug ugly bulldog!
I don't know why I friggin bother staying!
Splutter! Yowl! Take your hand off my throat you are choking me you big bully!...Ahh! That's better. Now go and boil me a nice plump chicken breast! You are meant to be a Samaritan not an ailurophobe!
After just throwing the cover to the dog bed/now cat bed, after one of the beasts had well, lets call it not pee but the Other all over the bed. which is what some might call a large bean bed. So at 8 am on a Sunday, I have something in the wash already. why? why???? My cat will talk to your cat ... behavior might get worse though.. they have a Union you know.
I think you're on to something here John.....a weekly posting from one of your fur babies just to keep us up to date on how they are managing to control you. Alberts thoughts on leaving dead critters around the house...the REAL reason behind it lol.
When was that? Must have been before I started reading....which year and I will look for it. Must admit I have a soft spot for Albert...black cats are the best.
I have taken to meowing at the back door so they will let me in, it's a glass door so they can see me there .... I have perfected my poor neglected cat look brilliantly and usually one or other of the sad humans that I call my own trundle over to let me in.
Yes, I know I have a cat flap ... but this is WAY more fun ;-)
Albert..if you were more social you wouldn't have to be throttled to have your picture taken! Apparently it doesn't pay to be shy in your household. You obviously have the ability to be more forthright and we know the Winnie love you best
Albert! It looks like John is strangling you! Good grief! Bring home a decapitated rodent and leave it on the bed. :)
ReplyDeleteCute picture!
ReplyDeleteMy Freddie wants feeding earlier and earlier each day. I'm sure he has a clock hidden away somewhere.
ReplyDeleteYou've got a gift for this! (Oops. Sorry, Albert. JOHN has a gift for this.)
ReplyDeleteYou have a brother here, Edmund the cat.
ReplyDeleteBest post from a pet ever!!
ReplyDeleteYes, an appropriately feline-centric view of life!
ReplyDeleteSplutter! Yowl! Take your hand off my throat you are choking me you big bully!...Ahh! That's better. Now go and boil me a nice plump chicken breast! You are meant to be a Samaritan not an ailurophobe!
ReplyDelete"And there are far too many people and animals in this place. I can't get a moment's peace. It's like bloody Clapham Junction...."
ReplyDeleteAlbert has the pissy cat look down to be sure!
ReplyDeleteHello again John. :)
"feed me, human, or I will leave a nice deposit in your bed!"
ReplyDeleteCount your blessings, Albert. It could be worse.
ReplyDeleteI don't think he wanted to pose for a photo.
ReplyDeleteAlbert, you really need to moderate your cat like behaviour. It is not all about you.
ReplyDeleteIt must be hard being a cat in that house, cats are use to being "THE"QUEEN of the castle, so much competition.
ReplyDeleteAfter just throwing the cover to the dog bed/now cat bed, after one of the beasts had well, lets call it not pee but the Other all over the bed. which is what some might call a large bean bed.
ReplyDeleteSo at 8 am on a Sunday, I have something in the wash already.
why? why????
My cat will talk to your cat ... behavior might get worse though.. they have a Union you know.
If you were my cat, with a face like that, you'd get fed first, no problem!
ReplyDeleteQuiet . . . you know the rule . . .
ReplyDeletedogs first . . .
Poor Albert, putting words in his mouth.
ReplyDeleteI think you're on to something here John.....a weekly posting from one of your fur babies just to keep us up to date on how they are managing to control you. Alberts thoughts on leaving dead critters around the house...the REAL reason behind it lol.
ReplyDeletePoor cat - shouldn't you be choking the chicken instead?
ReplyDeleteAlbert, my flap is always open..
ReplyDeleteThe claws are out!
ReplyDeleteDid Albert dictate this to you? Because cats would have their staff do the actual blogging. They wouldn't be bothered with it.
ReplyDeleteOh Albert, your suffering knows no bounds!
ReplyDeleteALBERT you stay because you can't bear to be left out of that menagerie.
ReplyDeleteWhen was that? Must have been before I started reading....which year and I will look for it. Must admit I have a soft spot for Albert...black cats are the best.
ReplyDeleteCats are so good at hiding their feelings :)
ReplyDeleteHilarious! It does look like you are strangling him. Those wild eyes! I am sure he totally used to the chaos in your house.
ReplyDeleteMy dog always watches me going to bed.
ReplyDeleteAm sure she wonders why i take off so many skins.
I am sure this is fake or Albert made to say these things under duress. Cats are far too clever to be dominated by dogs!
ReplyDeleteAlbert needs a swear box
ReplyDeleteAlbert needs a swear box
ReplyDeleteAlbert needs a swear box
ReplyDeleteWhat does he need? Lol 😁
DeleteI know the feeling well my friend.
ReplyDeleteI have taken to meowing at the back door so they will let me in, it's a glass door so they can see me there .... I have perfected my poor neglected cat look brilliantly and usually one or other of the sad humans that I call my own trundle over to let me in.
Yes, I know I have a cat flap ... but this is WAY more fun ;-)
Ginger xx
Oliver says right back at you...
ReplyDeleteSo right.
cheers, parsnip and thehamish
Oliver and Merida
Complain to the Cat's Union about this Albert. They shouldn't be allowed to get away with feeding the dogs first !
ReplyDeleteThat bulldog saved you from choking once I may remind you, you treacherous little shit.
ReplyDeleteUmm....maybe, Albert, because YOU ARE IN CONTROL of the lot!
ReplyDeleteAlbert - a man of few words.
ReplyDeleteAlbert, you know you have it good. And with someone of your color, you can't afford to be choosy!
ReplyDeleteSee http://disasterfilm.blogspot.ca/2015/07/winnie-saves-alberts-life.html
ReplyDeleteA fascinating rescue story.
Albert...Have you been chatting with Demon Puss..she has that same "how dare you, I did not say you could touch me" look in her eyes.
ReplyDeleteThis sounds like a definite instance of discrimination, possibly sexism, too!
ReplyDeleteAlbert..if you were more social you wouldn't have to be throttled to have your picture taken!
ReplyDeleteApparently it doesn't pay to be shy in your household. You obviously have the ability to be more forthright and we know the Winnie love you best
You stay because deep down you know the household would fall apart without you ;)
ReplyDeleteAlbert half swallowed a baby mouse as i recall
ReplyDeleteThanks for the link. I read it. Good old Winnie
ReplyDeleteAlbert, you must remember that the dogs must be fed so they can guard your home and you can be at leisure. As for the humans...;-)
ReplyDeleteI don't know about this one. I like to think that Albert loves Winnie as much as she loves him.
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