How can he begin to recover, believe he still has a place in the world?? He knows his peers will now look at him with doubt, does he deserve his place in academia....my god, John, what have you done???
By rights I should report you (and me) to the RSPCA. That top clip is too funny and stupid for words. Why am I laughing at a bird getting stuck in a cat's mesh? Mitigating circumstances: It's a cartoon.
Anyway, well done, John. Was it beginner's luck? Have you played the Prof before? If you haven't (take it from me - reference chess) count your blessings and never ever do it again.
You can be fat and an athlete. I am fat and a volunteer firefighter and have a second dan black belt in TKD. It's kind of sad that we shame fat people so much when they get out to exercise that they often end up giving up. Not this guy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfI4cEfg-bY
...And the crowd were chanting "Three nil, three nil, three nil!" and "One Johnny Gray, there's only one Johnny Gray!" as the vanquished professor held his egghead in his hands and wept. It's not the taking part that's important, it's the winning!
Yes!!!!
ReplyDeleteAny activity with a birdie involved and I'm happy.
ReplyDeleteApril 1st so I guess he beat you 30 to 0.
ReplyDeleteMy thought too...
DeleteAnd mine!!! :)
DeleteThat's showing him.
ReplyDeleteWay to go John! I hope you both had fun. That shirt is perfect, btw.
ReplyDeleteHA!!!
ReplyDeleteHow can he begin to recover, believe he still has a place in the world?? He knows his peers will now look at him with doubt, does he deserve his place in academia....my god, John, what have you done???
ReplyDeleteUnleashed a monster!
DeleteWish you were here! I've just had a hip replacement.
ReplyDeleteIt is good to win..oh yes!
ReplyDeletemistress maddie would LOVE a shirt like that! and so would many of my boyfriends!
ReplyDeleteSounds more like he lost 0-3.
ReplyDeleteYES!! Well done!! You ROCK!
ReplyDeleteHaha. What's the date, folks?
ReplyDeleteI hope he was a good loser and didn't sulk.
ReplyDeleteShouldn't you be throwing him a little slack? You know, ego and all that.
ReplyDeleteNo
DeleteYour triumphalism is unbecoming, J.G. I hope one of your 'family' gives you a nip on somewhere sensitive.
DeleteThe only reason the Prof lost, I'm sure, was because he was so distracted by your... well...
ReplyDelete....cock
DeleteI would imagine he was calm and placid at this result...NOT. Hell hath no fury like a chap beaten at badminton!
ReplyDeleteArilx
He only went tight lipped after i did a lap of honour
DeleteHe made up for it later
ReplyDeleteI hope a good time was had by all.
ReplyDeleteI just hope you made him feel better -- after...
ReplyDeleteBy rights I should report you (and me) to the RSPCA. That top clip is too funny and stupid for words. Why am I laughing at a bird getting stuck in a cat's mesh? Mitigating circumstances: It's a cartoon.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, well done, John. Was it beginner's luck? Have you played the Prof before? If you haven't (take it from me - reference chess) count your blessings and never ever do it again.
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I have played the game for years before the prof showed up
DeleteAre you the Gray cat?
ReplyDeleteAnd you weren't competitive I suppose??
ReplyDeleteToo bloody right i am!
DeleteDid you have a Scotch egg to celebrate !
ReplyDeleteNo way! Fat club weigh in on monday morning x
DeleteWell, as I try to catch up on my favorite bloggers, this post was one to make me smile. All right, I actually giggled. xo
ReplyDeleteYou can be fat and an athlete. I am fat and a volunteer firefighter and have a second dan black belt in TKD. It's kind of sad that we shame fat people so much when they get out to exercise that they often end up giving up. Not this guy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfI4cEfg-bY
ReplyDeleteLove it.
ReplyDeleteThe victory dance is so daunting! 🏸😊
ReplyDeleteOh dear, I guess this is why you won so...
ReplyDeletehttps://twitter.com/ILoveBangorAye/status/848051516091092992
Happy Fools Day! here we have a so called president that acts and sounds as if every day is Fools Day...sigh
Er, your 'main pic' is of hens - and no, please do not publish a pic of your cock ... heh.
ReplyDeleteUnless, of course - it has full flushed wattles and multicoloured feathers ...meh.
ReplyDelete... not to mention, spurs.
ReplyDelete...And the crowd were chanting "Three nil, three nil, three nil!" and "One Johnny Gray, there's only one Johnny Gray!" as the vanquished professor held his egghead in his hands and wept. It's not the taking part that's important, it's the winning!
ReplyDelete(and the 'prof' accepts all this? Where can i find a relationship like this???)
ReplyDeleteTinder
DeleteBHAM!!!! You still got it!
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