Your not funny my friend!!!! Xxx
So messaged a fellow nurse on facebook a few minutes ago
The sweet, good natured nurse at work cut the top of a buttock at home in a " backing into the shower door" incident last night.
As it was hurting her, a female colleague and I suggested that she showed us the injury so that we could assess it and dress it.
In the treatment room we got a good look at the trusting lass' nether region
And with gloves on I suggested I trace around the bruising with a finger!
Secretly
I then drew a zombie face on her arse with a pen!
So messaged a fellow nurse on facebook a few minutes ago
The sweet, good natured nurse at work cut the top of a buttock at home in a " backing into the shower door" incident last night.
As it was hurting her, a female colleague and I suggested that she showed us the injury so that we could assess it and dress it.
In the treatment room we got a good look at the trusting lass' nether region
And with gloves on I suggested I trace around the bruising with a finger!
Secretly
I then drew a zombie face on her arse with a pen!
bwhahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteJohn, you are so bad!
ReplyDeleteYou little monkey.Was it a permanent marker?
ReplyDeleteIt will stay long enough
DeleteI think she got a bum deal ! :P
ReplyDeleteBrilliant!
ReplyDeleteHow many times has that happened?
ReplyDeleteOnce? Huh?
ReplyDeleteLOL .. if only all doctors and nurses had a such a sense of humor.
ReplyDeleteDid she scream at you,
"I'll get you, you bum !" ?
She messaged me after she got home and her husband checked her arse
DeleteYou are bad! Don't fall asleep around her, lest you get paid back...
ReplyDeleteLot likely stephenx
ReplyDeleteNot
ReplyDeleteThat was naughty. At least you didn't post a picture for us! (Can you post a picture for us? ) lol
ReplyDeleteI asked her for a photo! She declined
DeleteOh John - that's adding insult to injury !
DeleteBack in the stone age when I was a lab tech working my way through University, I used to draw monsters (iodine) right where I took blood from the little one in hospital. They were to help keep all the bad germs away. I had them think of a name when I took the blood test. It helped most of the time.
ReplyDeleteBut you are so naughty !
cheers, parsnip
In a day or so she will think it is funny. Till then, lay low.
ReplyDeleteHad you done that to me, I'd have laughed myself stupid. But then, I'm a little bit weird...
ReplyDeleteNaughty, naughty.
ReplyDeleteDo you think she was actually upset at you? or just letting you know she'd found it?
ReplyDeleteCheek!
ReplyDeleteI love work
ReplyDeleteArsing around at work? Very cheeky 😊
ReplyDeleteYes, what cheek! (That's not a question.)
ReplyDeleteHa - that's wicked!
ReplyDeleteHe He. I do wonder though about that shower door being sharp enough to slice off some bottom cheek.
ReplyDeleteIf you are about to get struck off the register by posting a picture of it on Facebook, then I hope you utilised all of her backside by making the zombie whistle.
ReplyDeleteBad . . yet, oh my . . . so much fun!
ReplyDeleteLooking in the mirror after reading this and realized you could draw the entire cast of the Walking Dead from hip to hip.
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