Affable Despot Jason has been making deconstructed reindeer all morning. It's his daughter Liv's birthday today and the children at her party will be making one each as part of the party game.
He delivered one to us yesterday which had pride of place in the living room, at least when we get sick of it we can burn it!
I've just dropped Liv's birthday card round, they've had to leave their house front door open because of the glue fumes!
I saw policewoman Jo out walking her dog soon after. She was on the way to ours with a christmas card and wanted to know if I was still wearing my pyjamas under my trousers like I was when she saw me this morning.
I assured her that I was wearing proper underwear like a normal man!!
( but I had to think twice)
LOL!
ReplyDeleteDoes Mary like chewing on wood?
It's quite cute!
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DeleteIngenious deer. It would make good firewood!
ReplyDeleteI love the deer. If it wasnt so far I would ask him to make me one. Do not burn it ! I also think it great fun for a party far more fun than pass the parcel.
ReplyDeleteAre you suggesting that ADJ's reindeer would be better used as firewood? I'll tell him!
ReplyDeleteCute reindeer!
ReplyDeletethe reindeer adds to the charm of your home.
ReplyDelete"I assured her that I was wearing proper underwear like a normal man!!" - if you went commando, you wouldn't have to think twice!
What a nice project. Now everyone has their own Rudolph to welcome Santa.
ReplyDeleteWhat a great idea for a birthday party.
ReplyDeleteDeconstructed reindeer? Sounds like somewhere between the rifle and the freezer.
ReplyDeleteLOL
DeleteVery cute project for kids to take home. We only ever made paper crowns here!!
ReplyDeleteBrilliant idea, but I hope the glue isn't inflammable ! Glue fumes? It could explode if you put it on the fire !
ReplyDeleteI love the reindeer idea for a party..very cool. And, "normal" applied to you??!! I think not; that's why we're all here...your wonderfully hilarious account of your life...which is decidedly not normal...at least, not the Scotch egg obsession!! (said with love)
ReplyDeleteNormal? I hope not. An overrated place to live.
ReplyDeleteThat reindeer is a charmer. Have you given it a name yet?
ReplyDeleteNothing wrong with a P.J (under trousers) day. I could do with a P.J week. Love the deer x
ReplyDeleteIs it an arrest-able offense? If so, I am fucked.
ReplyDeleteThose deer are getting all over the place. There was someone selling them at our Christmas Fair a couple of weeks ago. They sold quite well.
ReplyDeleteWe had deer like that at a Christmas market near us in the northwest - tell the Affable Despot to get a move on if he's going to conquer the South before Christmas. They sell well 'cos they're endearing! boom boom!
ReplyDeleteWhat a fun neighborhood,
ReplyDeleteThat reindeer is as much fun as my mother-in-law's Santa made from a bowling pin! What is "proper" underwear?
ReplyDeleteI like any present that you can throw on the log burner when you get fed up with it .... it's amazing what you can burn ;-)
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