Yesterday I made a massive pan of pea and ham soup.
Both the Prof and I are paying for this today!
We had three bowls each for supper
I ventured outside this morning to round up the bantams who had spent most of the morning in the front garden in a successful effort to keep out of the way of the feral cat stalking them in the Ukrainian village. I left George to chase away the cat when I shooed the birds back. Every time I bent over I let out a pea smelling fart which could of put the Queen Mary's hooter to shame.
" it's cold today!" I called over to neighbour Mike who was trimming his shrubbery
" aye.." He said with a deadpan face " and a bit windy too!"
I thought I'd heard something!
ReplyDeleteI thought I smelled something...and it wasn't roses!
DeleteHa, ha, remember when I described your village as idyllic with a story book setting? Maybe not so much yesterday! (ham and pea soup is so very good, however) -Jenn
ReplyDeletePeas , peas, good for your heart ... the more you eat the more you f**t.
ReplyDeleteSecond verse to...Beans, beans, the musical fruit. Themore you eat, the more you toot! (Thanks, Dad)
DeleteLOL, we have a lot to thank our Dads for :)
DeleteI find Chicken Tikka farts particularly pungent.
ReplyDeleteHere we go...
ReplyDeleteBetter than phones
DeleteI have had two phone posts in reasonable memory. How many times has your arse or its various products featured on this illustrious blog?
Delete199!!!!!!!!
DeleteYou like rounding up numbers when it comes to followers, so you'd better do another post on your posterior.
DeleteNow THERES a thiught
DeleteI bet it didn't smell of peas..........!
ReplyDeleteOh yes it did
DeleteHaha .... that was a real laugh out loud moment as I read the last line .... I woke Rosy up!!
ReplyDeleteHam and pea soup. Yum.
ReplyDeleteAnd the Prof might be enlivening the classroom. Don't let anyone light a match near you today. Cheers MrToot.
ReplyDeleteAnd the Prof might be enlivening the classroom. Don't let anyone light a match near you today. Cheers MrToot.
ReplyDeleteMilli he doesn't do teaching.... He's head of the school of health studies so he's an academic Clinton !
DeleteThe toot heard 'round the world. Thanks for the laugh this morning. Much needed here in the US as tomorrow is election day.
ReplyDeleteYe bluddy stinker !
ReplyDeleteIt's been said before and will be said again
DeleteLOL -- at least your neighbors have a good sense of humor!
ReplyDeleteThey HAVE TO HAVE me thinks
DeleteWell isn't that something....I made ham and pea soup on Saturday. However, we confined ourselves to one mug each. Experience you know.
ReplyDeleteSalvador Dali was not only a genius but also a great believer in farting. You're in good company John.
ReplyDeleteHummm the only think I liked about him was his moustache
DeleteLOL!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThree bowls ... What were you thinking?
ReplyDelete" I am hungry"
DeleteEver hear of Joseph Pujol (Le Petomane) the fartiste?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.thehumanmarvels.com/le-petomane-the-fartiste/
Indeed I have...a true artist!
DeleteIt's always fun when you find that magical combination. I get the best results from big chunks of onion and pepper - especially when they're in a takeaway chicken peshwari.
ReplyDeleteNo matter how old you get, farts never stop being funny.
you got THAT right!
DeleteSharing fart making material...oh god GOING GENTLY has hit a new low
Deletecabbage salad and warm beer
DeleteGrown men and fart jokes. Why?! :)
ReplyDeleteMy husband will laugh himself silly over this post when I show it to him. He says the same thing Dave just said, about how "farts never stop being funny". It must be a Y chromosome thing!
nope; farts cross gender lines. they awaken the 12 year old boy inside me.
DeleteI once heard a nun fart, it was in the Nat West Bank in Rhyl in 1980. I had to be lead away from the counter hysterics
DeleteNothing us Brits like more than a bit of toilet humour. Good thing it wasnt brussel sprout soup!
ReplyDeleteMade sprout curry as an experiment once, expecting fallout of biblical proportions. Result? Nothing. Most disappointing.
DeleteI thought only women trimmed their shrubbery! I think working in the NHS leads to a odd sense of humour. Mine is dirty and somewhat dark.
ReplyDeleteYour humour or your shrubbery?
DeletePeas hm? Always best avoided if you are going anywhere near to company. Obviously a good day for being alone.
ReplyDeleteI suggest that Trelawnyd should be renamed Trumpton. Who knows, you might even get a special visit from President Trump.
ReplyDeleteGod help them if he gets in
ReplyDeleteI bet Trump's trumps are especially noisy and smelly. Yours would be sweetly aromatic in comparison.
Deletespouse and I are gonna make DAMN SURE that president rump ain't gonna happen!
DeleteHumour.
ReplyDeleteThanks, I needed the laugh!
ReplyDeleteYou should try diabetic boiled sweets. Dear me...explosive. There is a warning on the packet saying don't eat too many as they have a laxative effect! Honestly.
ReplyDeleteSmiling . . .
ReplyDeleteI just had the best laugh. Thank You so much, just what I needed.
ReplyDeletecheers, parsnip
better out than in!!
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